The World Will Never Be Ready
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Yes, we need background on CHAOS LOAF! Although, I guess it could be like Calvin's Spaghetti Incident in that the loaf will just have to be better in our imaginations.
i bet chaos loaf had tentacles
Damn it! Now I want to know the story of the Chaos Loaf.
Roko and Chaos Loaf must never meet ...
i now want to have a cat named Chaos Loaf
Chaos Loaf was the name of my disco/bluegrass tribute band ...
I wanna Chaos Loaf...
I just want this tshirt
Chaos Reigns!
The chaos loaf incident clearly needs to be a bonus strip
Agreed. I love a good Noodle Incident story.
Every ADoM player knows that unless it's called ChAoS lOaF it's not truly dangerous.
All I want is Chaos Loaf now.
My hunch is that Chaos Loaf includes some form of salmiakki instead of raisins, and has mustard seeds and pop-rocks
Mmmm ... salmiakki ...
Chaos Loaf - Radical child of Meat and Raisin, refused to user her given name of Mince, introduced the world to the concept of apples and raisins in the same dish as pork. The world may never be ready, but those of us who were there that day remember it with relish...maybe chutney...
Oh no, i want it...
None of the ovens ever worked right after Chaos Loaf.
They did Chaos Loaf on Great British Bakeoff once. .....once.
I am SO intrigued by the Chaos Loaf incident! Please write it up!
Why do I get the feeling that Chaos Loaf will run the same course as the "Noodle Incident" from Calvin and Hobbes? Although the legend become better than any person could have scripted.
IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT BUBBLES IN PANEL 3 her face just made my whole day better
I was all set to say something, but saw yours, & just want to co-sign.
I am all for Chaos Loaf, but only as long as it's Sam making it and not Emily. The DoD would probably get called in once she works out the math and starts baking in multi-dimensional tesseract pans.
DoD, NCA, NSA would _ALL_ be involved at the first rumor of Emily’s interest in Chaos Loaf, let alone her using pencil and paper to start formulating the questions.
I wonder if the Chaos Bread would taste good paired with the Totenkopfgeburtstag Dunkelbrau.
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3342
Ha! Called it! He wanted Sam out of his hair for the summer
Sams in a repair shop: Maybe she'll make a Chaos Chassis!
Isn't that just Melon?
Loaves for the Loaf God!
Nah, it goes BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD, LOAVES FOR THE LOAF THRONE!
I guess the months of the QC universe don't align with the real world because the end of August is a terrible time for a summer job
Webcomic time is, has been, and always will be its own thing. The fact of the matter is, even with an output like Jeph's, you simply can't put out content quick enough to keep up with the kinds of stories you want to explore and match the timeframe.
I've no idea what Chaos Loaf is, but I feel an inexplicable desire to have one.
CHAOS LOAF, YES!
I'm imagining something like that episode of I Love Lucy where she makes bread, but in weird colors.
Chaos Loaf is a thing that must exist!
I look at the world today and I'm pretty sure it does.
Who agrees that the next vote comic should be about the Chaos Loaf?
Yes!
I bet Roko and Melon could bond over a chaos loaf.
In this state (Washington) IIRC, persons under 18 aren't allowed to work in kitchen areas of bakeries, period. Those mixers can and will rip limbs off. Jim should know that a Dremel pales in comparison.
CHAOS TOAST FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!
CHAOS LOAF FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Oh no, the soul patch is gone!
I am intrigued by Chaos Loaf. Is there a randomizer element to the loaf? Foraged wild yeast strain? Sliced with a oversized spiralizer? 4-dimensional toasting? Panda bread? https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/panda-bread/94fb2589-104c-4bb8-8b7f-260f6004cf7e
"Foraged wild yeast strain" is just "natural leavening" or "Sourdough" (the real thing, not grocery store stuff with added lactic acid).
I'll take a ham and cheese on chaos with a pickle hold the Mayo
I would like the recipe for chaos loaf. The world may not be ready, but my body is.
Chaos Loaf, Chaos LOAF!!
CHAOS LOAF RECIPE PATREON EXCLUSIVE
I bake bread. I if Jeph described what she was going for, I bet could come up with something.
I don't know but dad-in-law feels over-protective to me. Reminds me of my father who wouldn't train me on the shop tools in our garage.
He's been a single father for a long time, trying to fill both roles. Maybe with Ms Reed around he'll be able to loosen up the reins a bit more?
It seems the masses have spoken. We want The Loaf. The Chaos Loaf™.
I now want some Chaos Loaf
Sam is gonna lose a hand or something
And a heartwarming thread involving Clinton counseling her and adapting to a robotic hand. It'll be like a lifetime movie. Only a comic strip
Spoiler: it was full of snakes.
Chaos loaf recipe bonus comic please??
Is Chaos Loaf™ like those chaos gems, but in doughnut form? Does Sonic (hedgehog not drive-through fast food joint) know about this?
Chaos Loaf is what Everything Bagels want to be when they grow up.
I bet Sam got the recipe from Arthur.
I wonder if it was inspired by the Chaos Dunk.
Not allowed to make bread but allowed to work on robots. I see nothing wrong with this plan.
I see a CHAOSBOT in our gloriously doomed future!!!
The Chaos Loaf? Now I demand a spin-off comic featuring Sam in a post-apocalyptic world where bread is forbidden and she teams up with Cyberdwarf, Balthios James...um, wait.
I need a Chaos Loaf t-shirt.
Good band name
It's established that the footer text is canon but maybe the deaths weren't directly related to chaos loaf and it was just normal every day death?
Is it?
Chaos Loaf. So many questions. So much potential. Damn it Jeph, WE NEED ANSWERS!
time to ship Roko x Chaos Loaf
Chaos Loaf might melt her butt emblem.
I wanna know what the chaos loaf does to roko.
Dang, you beat me by a few minutes.
She should sell the Chaos Loaf recipe to the Wurmvater distributors. They seem like they're experienced in handling that sort of thing.
Dammit. Now I want Chaos Loaf...
Right? Ham and swiss, a bit of brown mustard, maybe lettuce and tomato and I'm good.
Ah yes. A parent can never forget the "incident", no matter how long it's been.
Is that like the Noodle Incident?