Fayenabler
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What's so hard to explain? You're a moderately successful artist. A small businessperson whose revenues combines artistic patronage (crowdsourced), sales of merchandise, and so on.
Ah, Sam has showed up again. Which means I can once again say, "I would totally buy a "SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS" t-shirt. ;-)
Heh, looks like small-business-owner-Jim is eager to find his kid a summer job somewhere else
If Sam is to have a job there other than "grutwork intern" she may end up needing to use power tools.....
Federal law prohibits anyone under the age of 18 from using pretty much anything considered a "power tool" in their employment.
Wait, hear me out on this what if the resume was submitted via robot
isn't Sam like TWELVE or something?! I know our employment system is fucked beyond repair but that still seems a bit young for a summer job...
Time passes in the Questionable Contentiverse, apparently, and Sam is not 12 any more.
It's just a matter of phrasing the entry on the résumé. "Customized aesthetics of robot chassis, with 91 satisfied customers" rather than "91 ROBOT PALS NOW HAVE AWESOME SKULL SPRAYS".
Exactly!
Your job is easy to explain-sequential graphical artist with a good history of making steady deadlines.
Yep, best to leave the “draws sexy robot butts” off the resume.
There is a snek on Sam's shirt. Hiss.
Question: Did Sam’s dad ever suggest that Sam work for him, or was he wise enough to figure out Sam wouldn’t like baking bread?
I think a bunch of folks don't like the idea of working for family, especially since a lot of them already do and are expected to do it for free
Is it just me, or is Faye getting thiccer and buffer?
I think you're right. She's obviously been happier with no booze and lots of Bubbles, great to see her getting physically healthier too.
Awww Sam is growing up!!!
She's a couple/three inches taller it would seem. Would love to catch up with her. And the resume remarks would seem she's in high school?