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August 12, 2019

Better Than Emus

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Maripier · August 20, 2019

The teen hiding hahhaa

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Kerin Schiesser · August 16, 2019

So, this was probably covered in the earlier comments I'm not seeing here, but I'm guessing that's a Stealth Teen(TM) crouching roach-like behind May, behind the counter? Forgive my ignorance, but don't places such as this one pretty much EXIST to feed sugar to teens? Thus providing May's wage, and a nightmare for their hapless parents? LOL

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Tim Eldred · August 14, 2019

I've been trained to look for people hiding behind counters by watching all the shenanigans at CoD.

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Brian · August 13, 2019

Yeah it took me way too long to notice the hiding one

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KapsLocked · August 12, 2019

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU MAY

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Daryl Sawyer · August 12, 2019

You know, May, some of those *teens* may actually be there to buy something...

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Katherine Prewitt · August 12, 2019

Not enough to make putting up with them worth it!

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Robert Wrigley · August 12, 2019

AWWWW, May almost expressed a positive emotion! She's grown SOO much!

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Mark · August 12, 2019

Last panel made me bust out laughing at work, by now everyone probably already thinks I'm crazy anyway.

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legobil · August 12, 2019

When Winslow says May have teen problems, I wonder if he was referring to May acting like a teen with problems or the teenagers in her store causing problems 🤔

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jimfromtx · August 12, 2019

I'm hoping a bit of both.

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Bagge · August 12, 2019

So.... when an AI say a thing like "emotional bandwidth", is it a metaphore or a description of a function?

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Dave · August 12, 2019

FWHM (full-width, half-max) of the largest peak of the fourier transform of the emotion function

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Waffliesinyoface · August 12, 2019

teens DO have a habit of scuttling

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Bagge · August 12, 2019

NOW I see the teen hiding behind May!!!

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Bagge · August 12, 2019

That's one of the nicest things May has ever said to Winslow <3

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Obliviontoad · August 12, 2019

Emo Emu's...

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SpookyPenguin · August 12, 2019

Ah yes the emu wars...

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Michelle Harvey · August 12, 2019

My favorite Hearts of Iron IV achievement that I have gotten is "The Weapons of the Third Emu War"

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awgiedawgie · August 12, 2019

Could get rid of 99% of your teen problem just by sticking the porn magazines in a locked cabinet.

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Miyaa · August 12, 2019

Or not have porn magazines available for purchase.

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Sleepy John · August 12, 2019

You can spray for them, but it just gets the weak ones, and you're left with the goths.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 12, 2019

The goths? WHERE WERE THEY WHEN WE WERE SACKING ROME?

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darklion · August 12, 2019

BabaORiley.mp3

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Asher Rose Fox · August 12, 2019

I love that Winslow is clearly genuinely touched by May's grudging, minimal declaration of joy. I don't usually ship them (May/Momo 5evar), but that panel is 100% the dynamic between me and my partner of 15 years.

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orangejuicenut · August 12, 2019

Tsudere May is best May

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BobC · August 12, 2019

Seeing May again reminded me: Has Sven recovered yet? And I can't wait to see Winslow's face when he hears about it.

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Ashley Thomas · August 12, 2019

not, in fact, better than emus. also the one behind her made me laugh.

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Jon Guyer · August 12, 2019

For every teen you see, there are ten more living in the walls

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Andrea Andrew · August 12, 2019

Aww. I totally ship these two! May is totally letting her guard down around Winslow.

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salixOS · August 12, 2019

Just like roaches.

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Laura Bratt · August 12, 2019

Ahhhhh!! My entire opinion about teenagers lol

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nowshowjj · August 12, 2019

"What is that odious stench?"

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Jon · August 12, 2019

"smells like......... TEENAGERS"

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Joel Bateman · August 12, 2019

Hope May's new body has some sort of sweet arm laser built in.

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Michael Boettger · August 12, 2019

Maybe Momo could stop by with her tasers.

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Michael Boettger · August 12, 2019

The one behind her is stealing vape products.

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Hugh Eckert · August 12, 2019

True.

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Celine Chamberlin · August 12, 2019

I hear they like to hide behind velociraptors, too.

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Potato Moses · August 12, 2019

Unnerving

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Madeline Hunter · August 12, 2019

YOUTHS!

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Pete Hanson · August 12, 2019

Or, as Joe Pesci would say, "Yutes!"