Emulation
Comments (45)
Theyre trying to understand how we Australians lost the war against the Emu
A clocked emu? Great, they're making Romulan Warbirds a reality.
I've overclocked the odd emu but they overheat too quick
Yeah, this is basically what living in Massachusetts is like.
Heh, was this inspired by the actual Emu that was loose in NC earlier this year? https://twitter.com/OCEmu1
We ad one loose in Ricmond (VA), too.
That was so mean and unnecessary, that I really wanted to ostrichize Jeph a little.
Ostrichs are bros
I've met a few emus. They were chill, especially compared to the one ostrich. That fucker was a complete asshole.
Is Winslow somehow in possession of an emu tracking collar?
One of the scorpions is wearing it
At least it's not a cassowary...
As someone who's run across one of those death-toe murder birds in the wild ... I concur.
This frickin town!
NO EMUS ARE MEAN ENOUGH AS IS
I still suspect he will find that secret petting zoo before the day is over. There will be Llamas
I'd love to read the "ethics considerations" part of their application
Emu's are less terrifying than a Cassowary so at least they had the good sense to not play around with one of Australia's scariest animals. Emu's are only a real problem when you're facing an army of them. That's why we lost the Emu war. True fact from an Australian.
I still have flashbacks, good thing the emu-dropbear alliance fell apart
As if emus weren't scary enough, now they're INVISIBLE disemboweling giant birds???
I read "emu" as "emulator".
well, if you can't emu now, you can always emulater.
Poor, poor Winslow. :(
There's an event in Australian history called the Emu war. And now you have given the emus the ultimate stealth technology. Is that what you wanted Jeph!?
An event in Australian history that I, an Australian, had to learn about from an overseas source - man, my history classes sucked!
Winslow now needs a t-shirt of 'Emu Kid'.
Is it called Harvey?
I see what you did there.
Those fools! They've doomed us all!
Jeph, you’re going to hell for that title 😈
Is it sad that I didn't notice the pun until after reading this comment?
That must be why I never really feel totally alone. Thought it was the presence of God. Now I know it's cloaked emus. But they're scentless too. That's one heck of a cloak!
Yelling Bird is like "Heh, he said cloaked".
This is the best non-sequitur since Futurama's "Now nobody can say I don;t have john Laroquett's spine." I seriously laughed outloud at the cloaking device.
They’ve created a Remulan bird of prey, we’re doomed!
Emus on the loose?! It’s a jungle out there! Does May still work at the convenience store, now that she might be getting a new body?
She would still need a job as part of her parole
Oh who am I kidding?
Okay, now you're just being mean to Winslow. Of course his issue is with Ungulates, no? Maybe this won't be so bad.
They have cloaking technology?That *finally* explains why we lost the Great Emu War.
Also because we signed a treaty with the Giraffe's saying we wouldn't develop our own cloaking technology.
The great rule of life. DON'T f*ck with emus Just ask Australia
I am Australian and I confirm this.
But what IF alligators?!
You’re right! What IF alligators?