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July 15, 2019

She's Baaaaaack

HELLO

Comments (156)

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André alias DD · July 19, 2019

<3 Hanners is back & a kris ! <3

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Elizabeth Siemanski · July 16, 2019

HANNERS!!

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Chapel · July 16, 2019

tan

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Chapel · July 16, 2019

More like Tannelore...

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · July 16, 2019

Wedding in space arc!

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Matthias Urlichs · July 16, 2019

"Are you back?" "No that just a hologram of me, I'm at a monastery in Tibet, covered in yak shit. Can't you tell?"

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Matthias Urlichs · July 16, 2019

Where the heck did that dagger just appear out of thin air from?

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Uniquitous · July 16, 2019

Dora took Pact of the Blade when she reached 3rd level of Warlock.

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Ryan Swift · July 16, 2019

Yay!

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Carl Cravens · July 16, 2019

OMG, Hanners is back... please don't make this temporary, I've missed her so much.

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James C · July 16, 2019

Vitamin D does wonders for mood boosting and by the looks of it she’s had a lot! 😂

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Lyman Green · July 15, 2019

Yes! Hannelore! Missed her

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Jeffrey Nonken · July 15, 2019

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HANNELORE

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KapsLocked · July 15, 2019

Yeee Tanners

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Coleman Ridge · July 15, 2019

The simplest explanation for the knife is that Dora saw a tan, robust stranger walking into her house as if she owned the place, picked up a knife, and held it in icepick grip so that it was hidden behind her forearm. We never see her left hand till she shows the knife. Dora has evidently been some bad places, and is evidently left-handed.

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Joe · July 16, 2019

not necessarily left-handed. she could just be used to a defensive grip in her left. that way your gun/sword hand stays free (if you're right handed).

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Timothy Mann · July 15, 2019

"It really is her. Please no conspiracy theories..." That's exactly what you'd say if you were trying to cover up a CONSPIRACY.

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ThatOneGuy · July 16, 2019

This is like saying, "There's a conspiracy here!" to conspiracy theorists.

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Douglas E. Smith · July 15, 2019

That hug is adorable and Dora's thought process is beautifully expressed...yay!

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setite · July 15, 2019

That tan! She must have bleached out the crazy.

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Lucy · July 15, 2019

Hannelore is Pizza Girl.

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Joe · July 16, 2019

from Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place??

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Dahlia Rose · July 15, 2019

Okay so I can't remember if she was here when it happened, though I'm sure she knows about it, but even so, if she wasn't here, then Hanner's has some major squeeing to do now that she's back. First over seeing Faye and Bubbles together. And second over Tai and Dora's engagement. :LD

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Brent Catherman · July 15, 2019

I'd really like to see Hannelore's self discovery tour, but I think we're only going to get mentions of it and maybe a few bonus strips.

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Stephen Smoogen · July 15, 2019

My main worry is where they kept the knife. I am guessing between the shoulder blades as the scabbard would be wider due to the blade curves.. and somewhere in the pants would be hard. Of course it could be a magic blade which comes to their hand when requested... oh wrong comic for that.

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Stephen Smoogen · July 15, 2019

No figured it out... there are 2 missing frames where she asks Hannelore nicely to get the ritual blade.. and then we cut back to her menacing it. Conspiracy solved.

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Luke Simon · July 15, 2019

YAY <3

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Crushbot (security*) · July 15, 2019

No, that's Hanners, Yay is elsewhere.

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Paul Hodges · July 15, 2019

Happy Hanners' face... :)

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Mrpink · July 15, 2019

Hanners! <3

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jimbo · July 15, 2019

theory one- Hanners has a boyfriend

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Dean Reilly · July 15, 2019

Panel 3 Dora, all 'What is happening here?'

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James Dore · July 15, 2019

WoooO!

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Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys · July 15, 2019

Super tan Hanners! Tanners! Also nice to see Kris Kristofferson again

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Gillian Brown · July 15, 2019

HANNERS! YAY!!

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Joseph Houk · July 15, 2019

No, I don't think they're directly related.

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Finvaara · July 15, 2019

I have a conspiracy theory about this: My theory is that there is no conspiracy, and Hanners' journey has had the best possible outcome.

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Joseph Bonnar · July 15, 2019

One has to wonder where her friend and companion Winston is. And if that relationship has, er, grown a bit.

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Uniquitous · July 15, 2019

Winslow, you mean?

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Bagge · July 15, 2019

I love this Hannelore. Tanned and confident and with a haircut frumped by salt water. This is an adventurer returning home. I can't wait to hear of her journey.

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SheepFace2000 · July 15, 2019

HANNERS! Yayyyyyy it’s been how many years?

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Kriss Pang · July 15, 2019

1 month in comic time :p

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Mark · July 15, 2019

There is that hypothetical clone that Hanners thought that she might have.

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Robert and Ann Wells · July 15, 2019

Hanners! If she no longer fears germs and dirt, she may not be as adorable... I worry about that a bit...

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Rob McBobson · July 15, 2019

No need to worry, friend. :) I no longer have those phobias--therapy helped--and I'm still extremely adorable.

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Bagge · July 15, 2019

Hannellore!!!

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Sarah Ellis · July 15, 2019

Didn't Hanners have a nose piercing?

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Dean Reilly · July 15, 2019

No, she dislikes asymmetrical piercings.

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Bill Hall · July 15, 2019

Also: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

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ArtemisFolly · July 15, 2019

Huh? I don't see them anywhere in this strip...

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Bill Hall · July 15, 2019

Breakthrough might have had to do with latrine duty? D’ya think?

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Bill Hall · July 15, 2019

Aaahahahaha! I thought a hug was coming before I scrolled down, but I wasn’t expecting the kris!

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A sheep · July 15, 2019

She's a Synth, this has been a Fallout 4 comic the whole time

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Chris Heg · July 15, 2019

Humans - bless their hearts.

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Vilinda · July 15, 2019

HANNERS IS BACK!!!

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Jill Yedwab · July 15, 2019

YAY! Hanners p!

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Josh Bacon · July 15, 2019

I’m excited to learn more!

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Mordaeus · July 15, 2019

Was that ear always that bare?

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Philip D Jones · July 15, 2019

Hannelore used to have her ears pierced all the way up. In this comic her ears are show prominently and have no piercing. Hugging. No piercings. This is definitely Hannelore transformed. Now will she find a boy friend?

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Cleo Schmitz · July 15, 2019

Thst makes me happier than is entirely reasonable. 💓

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · July 15, 2019

Been wondering about Hanners. She's one of my favorite characters

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Vachenzo · July 15, 2019

Unintelligible screams of happiness

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Halloween Jack · July 15, 2019

Does she... does she have a tan? Tannelore? Tanners?

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Lexi C Flowers · July 15, 2019

"It really is her. Please no conspiracy theories about it, thank you." So.... incessantly tweet conspiracy theories about Hanners to you? I think we can do that. <3

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Paxxie · July 15, 2019

Hanners is on the hunt to find the spookie AIs that wiped out her fathers fortune.... DA DA DA DUNNNNNN

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Sam Moody · July 15, 2019

yaaaaaaay!

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Evgeniy Semyonov · July 15, 2019

Yes, looking forward towards their interaction. Eldritch AI and a daughter of the definitive eccentric genius. I wonder, how much of 2 bln. were Hannerdad's?

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SpookyPookiePNG · July 15, 2019

I was literally just thinking earlier today "I wonder how Hanners is doing?"

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Felix Tischer · July 15, 2019

We're all thinking that, every day :)

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Erock · July 15, 2019

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY SHE BACK IM SO HAPPY

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Joe · July 16, 2019

no. that's Hanners. Yaaaaaaay was in the last story arc ...

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Les Orchard · July 15, 2019

Of COURSE Dora has one of those wavy daggers close at hand

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Ardent Slacker · July 15, 2019

Have you met my knife? Her name is kris!

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runrin · July 15, 2019

yay

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Hawkeye · July 15, 2019

my heart is doing the zoomies!

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Andrew P Chehayl · July 15, 2019

Hannelore!

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Waffliesinyoface · July 15, 2019

HANNERS!!!!❤!

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aplatonicjacuzzi · July 15, 2019

Conspiracy theory: This Hannelore is actually AVRIL LAVIGNE, who switched lives with her after Hello Kitty bombed

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Joe · July 16, 2019

this is now canon.

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MikeT · July 15, 2019

Hanners! Or do we refer to her as "Tan-ers" now?

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Andrew Mitchell · July 15, 2019

OMG, Dora with a knife!! AGAIN!!! <3

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Cody Renton · July 15, 2019

Hanners!

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Kyle Major · July 15, 2019

That is a sexy tan

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MerMetalBard · July 15, 2019

YES MY FAVOURITE I LOVE HANNERS SO MUCH

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giacu · July 15, 2019

Yeah! The best character ever drawed in comic’s history is baaaack!

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Jax · July 15, 2019

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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Crushbot (security*) · July 15, 2019

YES! HANNERS RETURNS!

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darklion · July 15, 2019

She's 8aaaaaaack

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BobC · July 15, 2019

Dune reference, people! That's a crysknife!

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gaijin 99 · July 15, 2019

No it isn't. It's clearly made out of metal of some sort, while a crysknife is made out a sandworm's tooth and would presumably look like ivory or bone. They're described as milky white and faintly iridescent.

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Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin · July 15, 2019

:O ... She looks like a crazy mix of pop-culture aussie/carlifornian.. I don't like it..

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Joel Bateman · July 15, 2019

THE JEPH HAS HEARD ME. BLESSED BE THE JEPH!

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Nematrec · July 15, 2019

Panel 2, her leg is transparent near the very bottom.

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Nematrec · July 15, 2019

Dora's leg I meant :P

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Fart Captor · July 15, 2019

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Michele Williams · July 15, 2019

Squee seconded!

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Darius Vex · July 15, 2019

Important note: Dora not only keeps a big ol' stabbin' dagger on her person, but it is the classic wavy-bladed "we're going to sacrifice your girlfriend now, Stanley" dagger. You don't get those from Sears, cousin.

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gaijin 99 · July 15, 2019

Athame. That's the proper term for a ritual knife used in various wiccan rites. Though they don't have to be wavy like that it does seem to be a popular option. I'm a bit doubtful that you'd want to use a sacred ritual knife for regular killing people though.

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Mike de Jong · July 15, 2019

Henlo Tannelore

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MrSinn · July 15, 2019

Loving the look of Tanners here

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Joshua Roberts · July 15, 2019

HANNERS!!!! Oh, Honey, we missed you. Also... you may want to sit down. If my rather popular prediction last year was true, well... We're about to get the squee that ends the World.

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Flounder · July 15, 2019

HANNELORE!!!

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Nutjob · July 15, 2019

It's not Hanners, it's a super-advanced robot body indistinguishable from a real human created through an underclocking-induced tryst between Station and Yay Newfriend

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Philip D Jones · July 15, 2019

Hmmm. Naw! I don’t believe that.

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Lance D Bader · July 15, 2019

Where does Dora keep the knife?

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Chris Gallaty · July 15, 2019

She could show you, but then she would have to use it on you...

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cookiecryptid · July 15, 2019

HANNEEEEEERS! WE MISSED YOU

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Omnithea · July 15, 2019

Tannelore

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randomuserforstuff · July 15, 2019

It's Tanners!

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Leaflemming · July 15, 2019

OMG OMG OMG I'm so happy about this.

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Jon Kerr · July 15, 2019

The circle is almost complete...

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ysth · July 15, 2019

Are you back/Yes implies back to stay. This could get interesting

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Revan Adama · July 15, 2019

Hanners is back whoo, my favorite character returns!

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Raven Razor · July 15, 2019

FUCK YEAH HANNERS

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TMN · July 15, 2019

That sacrificial dagger can't possibly be street legal...

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Joe · July 15, 2019

why not??

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Samantha Yeaman · July 15, 2019

HANNERRRRRS!!!! <3 I missed her so much.

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Ted Van Roekel · July 15, 2019

OMG HANNERS!!!! *loud squeeing noises commence*

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Ted Van Roekel · July 15, 2019

And with her personal breakthroughs (I really hope we get some flashbacks) perhaps my ultimate ship of Hanners and Elliot can be realized!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · July 15, 2019

Hanners, have you met Kris yet?

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Labyrinthofchaos · July 15, 2019

She looks like Chel in her current outfit.

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JD · July 15, 2019

I wonder if she knows about the engagement.

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R L · July 15, 2019

Hey, at least Hanners trained her entourage well - that's pretty much the expected reaction.

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salixOS · July 15, 2019

Jeph, when you say not to have any conspiracy theories about this, you're practically begging for conspiracy theories.

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Adam · July 15, 2019

That's just what they want you to think.

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gatherer818 · July 15, 2019

Let's all rush the space station and find the real Hanners. They can't stop them all.

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Will Weaver · July 15, 2019

HANNERS!

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Vanestus · July 15, 2019

Yay, Hannelore's back!

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RaptorShadow · July 15, 2019

Tan Hanners is best Hanners!!!!

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Michael Boettger · July 15, 2019

Hanners!Hanners!Hanner! Now for good? A visit? Until the wedding?

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JD · July 15, 2019

I highly doubt that the wedding is happening anytime soon

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Richard Laxton · July 15, 2019

Why is Dora carrying an athame? Is she a witch? I can't remember anything about that previously, but I could be going senile :-)

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Michael Boettger · July 15, 2019

She seems to have gone back to her witchy ways of late. We tend to cast a spell for Claire using Marten's blood.

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Peter McDevitt · July 15, 2019

...where was Dora keeping that knife?

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R L · July 15, 2019

Speedforce.

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Ginaelisa Cortez · July 15, 2019

Ahhhhhhh! I missssssed her!!!!! SO MUCH! *Crying actual tears over a DRAWING*

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Aussie Jim · July 15, 2019

Where is Dora’s scabbard for that kris?

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Omnoms · July 15, 2019

Thats quiet the tan, but aside form that... She's back! YAY!

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Matt Grayson · July 15, 2019

And where was Dora hiding that dagger?

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OldGoat · July 15, 2019

I don't think we really want to know.

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Heather King · July 15, 2019

Omg squeeeeeee!

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Max Kaehn · July 15, 2019

I love that Dora routinely carries that scary dagger.

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DJ Saitta · July 15, 2019

*coughrobotcough* #noconspiracybro

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Matt Grayson · July 15, 2019

Wooooooooh!

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AstralAegis · July 15, 2019

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEPH THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL

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Rachael R · July 15, 2019

Whaaaaa?!? Yay Hanners!! ❤️❤️

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Andrea Andrew · July 15, 2019

Yesssss! Hanners!

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Daniel Burnett · July 15, 2019

It’s the clone her mom made

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LH · July 15, 2019

I know we've seen it already in the bonus strips, but Hanners looks hella different with that tan.

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Miyaa · July 15, 2019

48 hours brushing Yaks and explaining a human having a relationship with an near all powerful AI to your dad will do that.

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Mer · July 15, 2019

YAAAAAY! 🎉🎉🎉

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Holly Nelson · July 15, 2019

Lovely lovely toasty tan happy Hanners!

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Holly Nelson · July 15, 2019

Also, does Dora carry that kris everywhere? If so, where? A sheath down the middle of her back? 'Cos for sure there’s nowhere on her person it could be hidden.

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Kyle Jenkins · July 15, 2019

Hanners! Wahooo! She's back and so very tan xD

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Lord Crusade · July 15, 2019

HANNERS! 😄

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Miyaa · July 15, 2019

Dora! Stop carrying that dagger!