July Bonus Comic Poll

I don't even like guys, but accidental sexy is always the best sexy.

I got a feeling this has been rigged for option 3

If Mel loses...can we still at least get a bonus bonus?

DROID 06 TRY TO BE SEXY. NO ONE NOTICE.

I would love to see Spooky Bot in a sexy way... I think they are hot...

Can these 3 just be the next 3 months of bonus comics?

Bubbles doesn’t need to attempt. She is what she is.

I guess it's too soon to ask for a Hanners update :(

All of the above?

dang this is closer than I would've thought! Usually someone runs away with it by now

I choose Melon because I think it would be funnier seeing what she thinks is sexy and trying to attempt it.

Why do you always make it so I want ALL THREE <3

I want to see Bubbles trying to be sexy, but I had to vote for Melon. Bubbles would be good undoubtedly, but Melon has that "grab a camera this is gonna be epic no matter how it turns out" thing going for her. Elliot sexy by accident is most strips he appears in.

See, I'd be happy with Bubbles or Elliot, but we've already seen a bit of Bubbles while Elliot is overdue!

Eh, no surprise Bubbles is leading, but I'd prefer Melon. Who was Elliot again? The station AI?

I love Elliot, but there is never enough Bubbles.

SEXY BUBBLES INTENSIFIES

most controversial bonus comic poll ever. all of the above pls

Marten in the same pose Roko was.

I'd like to see Melon meet Randy and yelling bird

Bubbles does sexy without even trying.

Moar Melon. <3

I think I spent longer debating my answer that many important life decisions.

Dang. Looks like melon won’t win. 😕

*slams the Elliot button* I miss him

I'm with @Thisguy above. There is never enough Melon!

All three?

I voted for Elliot because I want to see who _reacts_ to him being sexy.

Bubbles or Melon? Tough choice!!

Must be Melon! Pretty sure we’ve already seen Elliot and Bubbles be sexy by accident. That and there is never enough Melon. Jeph could probably make a three panel daily comic called “the antics of Melon”

I cant decide

May I recommend all of them together?? I'm thinking like the Christmas pin up from forever ago :p

jeph these are all so good

Any of them recruiting any of the other two to teach them how to be sexy. Or any of them voluntarily trying to each one of the others to be sexy.

I want all of these!

I want to see all of these, but Bubbles has my vote because she is clearly going to be the most awkward of the three and I am all about that.

I shudder to think what Melon considers sexy.

Bubbles does not, nor has she ever, needed to "attempt" to be sexy

Being sexy by accident is bi culture.

i want them all. im sad that not all of these will happen.

I am both horrified and delighted at the possibility of finding out what happens when Melon tries to be sexy . . . but really we need all of these.

I really, really, am having trouble choosing. I think _all_ of these need to be bonus comics at some point.

Elliot! Eliot! Eliot! I love that softboy

Give me the sexy Elliot!!

I feel like A and C could actually complement one another really well in the same strip. Both so strong, but very different.

This is one of those polls that could really use an "all of the above" option... :D

Melon's concept of sexy must be akin to her concept of a good job or appropriate greetings, so I want to know what that looks like...:)

My wife is going to have to become a patron so that she can vote for, as she puts it, "Elliot's No-Shame Kinky Bakery".

Unfair! I want them all. Can we have the ones that don't make it be bonus comics for following months?

What's this about Bubbles ATTEMPTING to be sexy?! There is no attempting that feat, for her. She never STOPS being sexy! It's an always-on feature.

I consider myself a plain vanilla "cis" male, but even so... Gotta be Elliot. :)

Normally I know exactly which option I went to vote for, however in this occasion I'm having a particularly hard time making up my mind.

I see no losers in this poll.

All three of these sound like they could be the same comic! Bubbles attempt to be sexy, Melon ... is melon, and then Elliot accidentally at the end.

If Bubbles in short shorts didn’t qualify, I shudder (in anticipation) to think...

All Elliot has to do is bend down to check the ovens. But I have to know what explosives Melon thinks are seductive.

Elliott being accidentally sexy is my choice because it’ll involve bread, violence, and spatulas.

I'm torn.... Melon trying to be "sexy" would likely be either hilarious, or terrifying. Or both. But Bubbles trying to be "sexy" would almost certainly *be* sexy. As in, "My-brain-might-explode" sexy.

As much as I love Elliott, Melon is best girl. I have no choice, may the AI gods have mercy on us all.

option 4: this is the script for panels 1, 2, 3

I fear Melon trying to be sexy would result in actual harm to her....

Team Bubbles all the way.

Oh my god, I know this is a poll but can I just say that Elliot is just such a big inspiration for me because he is friendly and big and not skinny and I just relate a lot to him? I would just love to see something sexy of him ;___;

Isn't Elliot being sexy by accident just regular Elliot?

Bubbles... just because I want to see the calamity of the attempt.

But why not all of them?

If Elliot doesn't win, we riot!

We NEED smexy Elliot!

This is hard - we really do need all of the above :(

Elliot accidentally being sexy would be great, especially if it was in front of some of the robot girls and they didn’t understand their reactions to what was happening.

I love it when the guys accidentally flirt with each other :)

Tough choice. There’s so many possibilities with them all

Boo, hiss. Bubbles is always sexy. Also, don't you dare make her look silly.

I have no idea who's gonna win this one!!!

This is unfair. I can't choose.

Moar strong robot girlfriend, plskthxbai

All three sound like interesting ideas to explore. Keep up the great work.

I guess you have turned us into robosexuals huh

I voted melon but want all these things tbh.

I want to know about MoMo. It has been implied that she is not Barbie-like. I am not too proud to ask.

Stupid sexy Flan- er Elliott

Elliot!

My vote was for #2, but now I'm on team 2+3 super combined vote comic.

How did Elliot being sexy by accident not win? Androids are kind of sexy by default (why else are you here if you think differently?) plus seeing him with some ‘game’ would be interesting however unintentional or not

Yeah, sorry. Still can't get over the melon baller belly button incident. How would she try being "sexy?" Power tools might be involved.

Is all the above an option?

Storm Jeph Jacques to see them robot tiddies. He can’t stop us all

A mere hu-mon has no hope against the power of robutts!

Option D: Pinup of May? Eh? Just saying...

Yeah, I'm gonna throw out a vote for all.

Anything Melon!

All of the above?

Kind of a late comment, but in the last poll, I thought it said Roko 'pushing' her butt emblem, not polishing. I read more carefully this time. But maybe you could do one of her pushing her butt emblem also?

Any of these would be good. For once I'm happy to lose. --N

ahem. Bubbles does not 'attempt' something she does so naturally.

I had to vote for Bubbles because #FayblesForever but damn it, I want all of them. Although some might argue that Elliot is accidentally sexy all the time.

I want them all lol.

Okay, but this is too difficult a decision. We really do need all of these.

If it's Bubbles there HAS to be a Faye howling at her girlfriend's hotness. 😏

I WANT ALL OF THESE

It's not fair to force us to choose I want all of them

ELLIOT OMG

Can we get #2 and #3 in the same panel?

And, you can even tie it into the storyline-how do you fit Bubbles with the RIGHT dress for the wedding? :)

all of these choices are good choicea

Personally, I'd love to know how AI's have sex and why it burns through so many cords. Is there some overclocking involved. Are surge protectors AI versions of safe sex, or is that Norton's?

Torn between Eliott and Bubbles...

Elliot we love you!!!

... I am not sure which one I would like better. ._.