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oh ffs, Beeps. you're a flippin ROBOT!!
You say that as if you actually believe that computers are infallible.
OK... how many people besides me intentionally misinterpreted May saying "I'm puttin' my ass in your hands"?
Next bonus comic for sure
I've helped at a few non-profits and while the staff are usually well meaning, they might have had a tough time making it outside of that world. I'm just talking business competence.
I guess 1Password doesn’t have a client for the AI platform yet?
"I can't remember my 1Password password, either." (It's also Beepatrice123456789.)
Kind of wish I could request a new body, just because this one is old and has parts falling off of it (LOL.) Certain advantages to being a robot/android/AI, that's for sure ... BTW...do the AIs in this society consider "robot" an appropriate term? The term "Robot girlfriend" doesn't seem to offend anyone, but that could just be because it's Faye?
if "just asking nicely" is all it takes, I'm going to be extremely surprised :-)
It worries me that Beeps presumably handles explosives and industrial machinery at her other job... Could make for an interesting bonus comic though?
Could be she's great with that kind of stuff. Much more "hands on" than office work.
Who's that employee of the month
I think this comic just want to show how inept an employee can be.
Now we know why she isn't enployee of the month
Beeps should write her password on a sticky note and put it on her monitor. :)
No, this calls for much more security: stick it to the bottom of the keyboard.
An AI being used to an Analog office environment raises SO MANY QUESTIONS
Given the status of computer security these days, if I were an AI, I'd never *want* to link up to a computer, ever.
Jeph, did you just change Beep's pronouns? I thought that Beeps used "they" before
I don't think we ever got her pronouns? I know Tilly was nb
The QC fan in me is struggling with the sci-fi nerd who thinks it's impossible for an AI to forget a password.
Sentient AIs. Can you recall everything you know immediately. Probably not. Yet, with the right questions, you can remember a lot. Just because data is stocked somewhere in your brain doesn't mean you are concious of it.
I'm still not 100% sure May doesn't have a removable ass
Every ass is detachable with the right implements
May says Roko's got butt rights on May just sayin
Maybe 9 Time Employee of the Month Nelson can help?
I don't think a paper clip is going to help her with this one. I'm also getting the feeling that maybe Nelson had the deck stacked in his favor. I mean, sure, it's possible that Beepatrice was promoted to remove the weakest link from direct contact with most of the clients, but if her capabilities are any kind of testament to the rest of the crew Roko joined, it's possible Roko will be giving Nelson a run for his awards... But probably not until after she's clearly helped May in a meaningful way.
But Beepatrice, you *are* your computer.
......is that Pintsize (with a bowtie) on the "Employee of the Month" poster back there?!
No it's Nelson : https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3954
"Let's try xyzzy." Nothing happens.
PLUGH!
As an IT professional, this page really triggers me.
Same.
Beeps means well...but..how does she make it through life? We know how Melon does it. But..Beeps?
😐
But... Wait... Isn't she... Aren't you all???
Roko, Spookybot wants to be your friend. She may not want to mess with other minds, but I’m sure inserting a new chassis order for May would be a nice friendly gesture.
Spookybot has spectacular powers, being presumably some kind of hive mind, but do they have access to any noteworthy amount of wealth? They might not have a bunch of spare chassis that they can just throw around willy nilly. They have their own personal chassis of course, but I'm working under the theory that the hive mind stuff is all done through the chassis, and if they put Beepatrice's mind in one of those then she would simply be incorporated into the hivemind. Plus they might just not want to part with them.
If anyone needs an AI upgrade, it’s Beeps.
She is the AI. An "AI Upgrade" would just be replacing her with a separate person, wouldn't it?
Poor May. Poor Roko. Poor Beeps.
Why does she even been to use a computer? I thought AIs have internet built in
There is such a thing as imitating humans too hard, and she might have that code deviance.
Shes trying her hardest
Hah!