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June 16, 2019

Office Politics

I'm going to fuck the printer

Comments (32)

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BobC · June 20, 2019

What's that? Sorry, I didn't hear you. I'm toner-deaf.

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Kerin Schiesser · June 19, 2019

Remember, many robots are sponsored into society with human friends. You never know when your embarrassingly biological roommate might come along and need to use the facilities, right?

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The Broken Nomad · June 19, 2019

Um, why is there a restroom in that place? Didn't know 'bots need to.., ahh, expel fluids 'n stuff..

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Bruce · June 17, 2019

Let me guess, they are going to have to fax the paperwork.

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Daryl Sawyer · June 17, 2019

Robot, again, *you have the Internet in your head*. Look up the instructions.

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legobil · June 16, 2019

I really like the off-white color on the printer that really signifies it’s old age.

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Coleman Ridge · June 16, 2019

I am obtuse. What is going on with the text at the bottom? "I'm going to fuck the printer." Huh?

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RobertC · June 16, 2019

Considering May's recent events/exploits in the comic...

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Erik Hawkinson · June 16, 2019

To be fair, installing a toner cartridge can be quite the task.

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Grant Swire · June 16, 2019

I am actually surprised that there isn't an anthro PC that just poops or vomits up documents.

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Edmund Schweppe · June 16, 2019

Printsize!

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Clifton Royston · June 16, 2019

If you're not printersexual, it's really difficult to put a toner cartridge into a printer that's loudly moaning "OH YES SLIDE IT IN DEEPER."

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legobil · June 16, 2019

Is that before or after you turn it off and on?

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Bagge · June 16, 2019

We've all worked with that person.

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Joseph Bonnar · June 16, 2019

Ok. It is time. NELSON!

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Czarzhan · June 16, 2019

An AI-run office, and the paperwork is *actually* on paper??

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Bagge · June 16, 2019

Why else would it be called paperwork?

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · June 16, 2019

Beepatrice rumblings intensifying

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Michael Boettger · June 16, 2019

Obviously an older printer. If it had an AI in it, it would tell you how.

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Kajsa Anderson · June 16, 2019

Flashback to the Family Ties episode with the talking camera... "Load film now"

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Andrew · June 16, 2019

Also, do either of you speak postscript?

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Huntokar · June 16, 2019

lp0 on fire

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GearaDoga · June 16, 2019

I'm getting the distinct impression that Roko will wind up in charge of this whole operation just by being the only competent one of the bunch...

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Gangler · June 16, 2019

So far I'm pretty sure Beepatrice is the only other employee we've met. Are there any other confirmed employees?

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Samantha Yeaman · June 16, 2019

Her withering look in the first panel gives me the impression she KNOWS we all saw her ass and she's not impressed.

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Andrew · June 16, 2019

"Jeph, you promised never to post that!"

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LH · June 16, 2019

better get used to that pose in the last panel May, you're gonna be doing that a lot

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z · June 16, 2019

... This is some kind of bizarre Turning Test, isn't it? Trying to find out if there's intelligent life out there by seeing how you can drive it mad.

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Dean Reilly · June 16, 2019

Always use protection when installing a toner cartridge.

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AstralAegis · June 16, 2019

I don't feel like I understand this one

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Miyaa · June 16, 2019

Call Crushbot, that printer needs to be crushed.

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Lord Crusade · June 16, 2019

Oh my god....