Office Politics
I'm going to fuck the printer
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What's that? Sorry, I didn't hear you. I'm toner-deaf.
Remember, many robots are sponsored into society with human friends. You never know when your embarrassingly biological roommate might come along and need to use the facilities, right?
Um, why is there a restroom in that place? Didn't know 'bots need to.., ahh, expel fluids 'n stuff..
Let me guess, they are going to have to fax the paperwork.
Robot, again, *you have the Internet in your head*. Look up the instructions.
I really like the off-white color on the printer that really signifies it’s old age.
I am obtuse. What is going on with the text at the bottom? "I'm going to fuck the printer." Huh?
Considering May's recent events/exploits in the comic...
To be fair, installing a toner cartridge can be quite the task.
I am actually surprised that there isn't an anthro PC that just poops or vomits up documents.
Printsize!
If you're not printersexual, it's really difficult to put a toner cartridge into a printer that's loudly moaning "OH YES SLIDE IT IN DEEPER."
Is that before or after you turn it off and on?
We've all worked with that person.
Ok. It is time. NELSON!
An AI-run office, and the paperwork is *actually* on paper??
Why else would it be called paperwork?
Beepatrice rumblings intensifying
Obviously an older printer. If it had an AI in it, it would tell you how.
Flashback to the Family Ties episode with the talking camera... "Load film now"
Also, do either of you speak postscript?
lp0 on fire
I'm getting the distinct impression that Roko will wind up in charge of this whole operation just by being the only competent one of the bunch...
So far I'm pretty sure Beepatrice is the only other employee we've met. Are there any other confirmed employees?
Her withering look in the first panel gives me the impression she KNOWS we all saw her ass and she's not impressed.
"Jeph, you promised never to post that!"
better get used to that pose in the last panel May, you're gonna be doing that a lot
... This is some kind of bizarre Turning Test, isn't it? Trying to find out if there's intelligent life out there by seeing how you can drive it mad.
Always use protection when installing a toner cartridge.
I don't feel like I understand this one
Call Crushbot, that printer needs to be crushed.
Oh my god....
