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May 8, 2019

Practicality


Comments (50)

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Danya Michael · May 8, 2019

"Betwixt my mighty glutes" is literally the best thing I've ever read

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Bagge · May 8, 2019

Suddenly Melon loosing her butt to space make a bit more sense.

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Sam Bak (they/them) · May 8, 2019

butt.flare?

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Sorastro · May 8, 2019

Bubbs certainly has a flare for the dramatic. I'll show myself out.

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Bagge · May 8, 2019

Still holding a torch, eh?

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 8, 2019

I will have five $1 burgers please

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David Natalie · May 8, 2019

I’m pretty sure that’s going down as one of the top 5 phrases on QC. That might be my first tattoo. Guess where I’m gonna get it?

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Chris Wicks · May 8, 2019

Betwixt My Mighty Glutes is surely the name of Jeph's next album.

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Joe · May 9, 2019

actually, that's the name of my folk/house/Britpop cover band ...

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Celine Chamberlin · May 8, 2019

I swear, if Faybles doesn't get hitched and somehow have little Fayblets, I'll... well, I'll be unhappy, that's what.

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NinjaZaku · May 8, 2019

Not even hesitating to say where she was keeping it. Bubbles is in control at all times.

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Ack · May 8, 2019

I just love it that Bubbles is using phrases like "betwixt my mighty glutes."

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awgiedawgie · May 8, 2019

Please, no, Bubbles. Brun doesn't need flashbacks.

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Bill Hall · May 8, 2019

Mighty, indeed!

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Ernie O'Dell · May 8, 2019

Hey! It's that guy! Didn't he date/is still dating Pizza Girl? 😇

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Elf Sternberg · May 8, 2019

"Feel those cheeks. You could crush walnuts between them!" Yaphet Kotto's amazing cameo on Seaquest DSV. I think Bubbles would win, though.

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salixOS · May 8, 2019

I wish I had mighty glutes to hold a flare betwixt.

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Marc Pengryffyn · May 8, 2019

I'm *pretty* sure Bubbles is just trolling Faye to distract her from her worry, and isn't actually going to set fire to the bar... I *assume* she was keeping the flare 'on hand' in case of this eventuality, and not for some other reason... There *was* that other bar fire... Just sayin'...

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VC · May 8, 2019

Pff, I would assume she has many pockets. She has a military body.

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Andrew Mitchell · May 8, 2019

Comic # 4000 tomorrow!! Incredible effort Jeph, your work just keeps getting better and better. I can't wait to see how things develop over the next 16 years.

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Andrew Mitchell · May 8, 2019

Noooooo... A flare does NOT seem like a good way to repay that kind bartender.

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Daryl Sawyer · May 9, 2019

I'm assuming Bubbles has enough practical experience and training/programming with explosives to do this... reasonably safely.

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Katrina Urmson · May 8, 2019

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but, Bubbles, sweetie, excellent distraction and also nooooo please don’t follow through.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · May 8, 2019

LITERALLY pulling it out of her ass

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Dan Findley · May 8, 2019

They were at the best place around. But some stupid with a flare gun. Burned the place to the ground.

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Michele Williams · May 8, 2019

Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.... Love that song. Good pull :)

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William Burns · May 8, 2019

Chekov's flare.

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Grace Serenity · May 8, 2019

Bubbles, please don't burn down the bar! It's one of the nicer bars in town! And what would Wil and Brun and Elliot do for work if you did?

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Bagge · May 8, 2019

Yeah, Brun wouldn't take it well

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JD · May 8, 2019

I cannot explain to you how much I love Bubbles at the moment

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Czarzhan · May 8, 2019

Okay, the third panel, where Bubbles is reaching back for the flare. Also, careful Bubbles, you're gonna get banned if you light the place on fire.

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Matt · May 8, 2019

can't not read the last line in Jack Black's voice...

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Bagge · May 8, 2019

Diversion: Successful. Faye is suitably distracted.

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Richard · May 8, 2019

Uh, hey Jeph, Bubbles' speech balloons are missing tails in the first two panels.

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BobC · May 8, 2019

I thought it was digital signage Bubbles was thinking towards. With her thoughts displayed like that, it's almost like mind-reading.

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Adam Murdoch · May 8, 2019

I think in reality they would understand but what else is she hiding betwixt them mighty glutes

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Some Ed · May 8, 2019

When they see the flare, they'll also understand. But they won't say anything about it... because they understand. At least, they won't say anything about it to Faye. They'll totally talk about it among themselves... For definitions of themselves that don't include Faye.

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Shawn K. Younkin · May 8, 2019

Bubbles obsession with the flare is like Hanners and her obsession with the crowbar. It can only end hilariously!!

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Joe · May 9, 2019

it's not so much an obsession as excess of availability. I mean, she DID find an entire case of them under the box of swords ...

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Sleepy John · May 8, 2019

I like Bubble's style. She has flare.

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Peter Jensen · May 8, 2019

*grumbles* ... fine, take that like and get out!

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Adam · May 8, 2019

Bubs can crush coal into diamonds. Ethically sourced diamonds!

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Sleepy John · May 8, 2019

Maybe she can forge the engagement ring.

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Cody Renton · May 8, 2019

Comic 4000 is next, so I'm expecting comic hijinks.

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Andrea Andrew · May 8, 2019

I love how Bubbles is so understanding of Faye’s predicament. It really shows how far they’ve come.

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Lord Crusade · May 8, 2019

Hahaha, 😂

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Max D S · May 8, 2019

What control she has. She could crush a car with those.

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Max D S · May 8, 2019

Actually, she could probably light the flare with those glutes.

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Jono Hayward · May 8, 2019

Is that a... flare?

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Ahsan Kabir · May 8, 2019

It’s obvious.