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May 7, 2019

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George Wirth · May 8, 2019

Technically it should be LESS than one half of one percent, that's the limit for something to be legally considered no longer an alcoholic beverage. Honestly she'd almost certainly be fine, a few tenths of a percent is actually about as much alcohol as you can find in an average carton of orange juice. It all just depends on how long it's been sitting on the shelf. But of course, staying on the safe side is always a good idea. So I wouldn't say she made the *wrong* decision.

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ysth · May 7, 2019

researchers have determined a 150-pound person would need to eat 3 pounds of dried and powdered capsaicin-rich peppers like the ghost pepper to die

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Marc Moskowitz · May 7, 2019

There's a scene in Evening Shade where Michael Jeter's character charms a bartender by ordering a "Virgin White Russian."

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Roger Parish · May 7, 2019

Get a glass. of orange juice and tell everyone it's a screwdriver. Or tomato juice and a Bloody Mary,

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Mooster · May 7, 2019

The issue isn't what she tells other. Faye isn't the type to care about that. This is more how she's dealing with her internal demons.

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JD · May 7, 2019

honestly i wish more bars would serve kombucha or something like it. i do drink alcohol, but sometimes you wanna go to a bar and not drink and you end up cradling a glass of water while everyone else has something delicious-looking.

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NinjaZaku · May 7, 2019

Bubbles going for heat instead of tea? Ok. You have my attention.

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Ted Van Roekel · May 7, 2019

Good for you Faye! You can do it!

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Nicholas Lopez · May 7, 2019

Good for Faye on not taking any chances!

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Bagge · May 7, 2019

Well done, Faye

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midwestmutt · May 7, 2019

Substitution is no solution.

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Nancie · May 7, 2019

It is if you're missing the taste as much as the active ingredient.

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Hugh Eckert · May 7, 2019

You've got to fight... for your right... to fart-tea!

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Joseph McGrath · May 7, 2019

I didn't expect that ending. Love love love love it.

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Diptych · May 7, 2019

Faye is being good, and I would totally try the ghost pepper water.

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TMN · May 7, 2019

I just bought three kombucha before sitting down to read this. TIMELY.

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Adam · May 7, 2019

That's like the same alcohol content as Welch's

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Carl Fink · May 7, 2019

Sure, but Faye probably doesn't realize that, and the effect would be psychological anyway.

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JD · May 7, 2019

Good for Faye for being smart and not taking any chances. She might as well try the ghost pepper though.

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Some Ed · May 7, 2019

Not with her recent burrito experience. Also, it depends on ones tolerance for spice and exactly how much ghost pepper is involved.

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Samantha Yeaman · May 7, 2019

Where's that waiver at? Sign me the fuck up.

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pilgrim3 · May 7, 2019

Me too.

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Matt · May 7, 2019

TFW you just see the title and know you're in for a treat

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BobC · May 7, 2019

Bubbles, there ain't gonna be no unicorns there...

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Ting · May 7, 2019

Werewolves, I bet

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Miyaa · May 7, 2019

Hi, Wil. Hopefully you & Penelope are still riding each other like your motorcycle.

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JD · May 7, 2019

Does Penelope still exist?

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Saketh Kasibatla · May 7, 2019

❤️❤️❤️

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · May 7, 2019

Wil continues to exist!

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Ken Carlile · May 7, 2019

Yaye, Faye!