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January 23, 2019

The Tables Turn

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Comments (67)

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Holly Nelson · January 24, 2019

Stray thought — if the Spooky household might have had something to do with the Augustus' borzoi?

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EnterTheHero · January 23, 2019

Roko, stop provoking the immeasurably-powerful AI. Their retaliation will be legendary.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 24, 2019

No, Roko, don't listen to Tyler- PROVOKE HARDER!!

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Rook Hallan · January 23, 2019

I'm sorry, Jeph, but after this comic I cannot continue to support your Patreon, because it killed me and I am dead now.

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awgiedawgie · January 24, 2019

Oh, just come back as a zombie. It's fun. Besides, even in death, how could you go on without your daily dose of QC?

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Jim Feldman · January 23, 2019

You all should look up Roko's Basilisk if you're not aware of the meaning. Makes me wonder if spooky is somehow insuring its existence will come to pass

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Brian · January 23, 2019

I really hope not. Spooky is an ultra-powerful AI and doesn’t feel inclined to punish people who didn’t help create her.

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Lightsabr2 · January 23, 2019

On a positive note, Roko seems more comfortable.

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Jason Rock · January 23, 2019

And now Spookybot is voiced by Tom Ellis (Lucifer) in my head...

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DashCat9 · January 23, 2019

Lucifer likes!

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Coleman Ridge · January 23, 2019

Evidently Roko was socialized by oafs, or possibly by louts. Oafs and louts do things like this affectionately, but it is still oafish or loutish. If I were Spookybot, I might possibly not get angry, but I would make it very clear indeed that I was not ever to be handled in such a matter. Dogs mean no harm when they grab at your hands with their teeth, but they have to be taught not to.

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unsurprising · January 23, 2019

She was a Statie. Of course she's like this.

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Joshua Brumley · January 23, 2019

It could be viewed bullying, sure. It can also be viewed as, what I'm told is what the British call, "Taking the piss out of you." Ultra-high intelligence is great and all, but you still need a bit of grounding every now and then. :)

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Matt Grayson · January 23, 2019

I think this is Spookybot curing Roko of her dysphoria without invasive measures. Roko, in her eagerness to humiliate and otherwise beat the crap out of SB, has forgotten all about her body.

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Brian · January 23, 2019

Getting rid of dysphoria probably needs more than just distraction.

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Douglas E. Smith · January 23, 2019

Humans can't tickle themselves (except for some schizophrenics) so I am thinking Spookybot can't noogie themselves effectively. Plus with a history of obfuscation and isolation, their sensory experiences of sentient interactions must be largely limited to pure observation. No wonder they want a friend! Melon is probably way too much to be a starter friend...

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Brian · January 23, 2019

TIL about tickling and schizophrenia

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Kurt Roithinger · January 23, 2019

In a weird way, this reminds me of that sandman issue that chronicled dreams evolving relationship with hob gadling, eventually allowing dream to realize that they had become friends. Just without the noogies.

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Brian · January 23, 2019

Spooky’s appearance reminds me of Desire. And her actions remind me very much of Dream - harsh, vindictive, and skating around morality... but also sometimes kind and charitable.

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Thomas Boys · January 23, 2019

WAIT A SECOND - Melon disappeared at almost exactly the same time as Spookybot showed up. What if they're the same person?! :O

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Matt · January 23, 2019

SpookyMelon? that would explain the nerdery...

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Thomas Boys · January 23, 2019

So....Spookynerd or Nerdbot? Votes below pls

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Michael Salmon · January 23, 2019

This teasing isn't affectionate. Just goes to show that even robots can be arseholes. Presumably Roko wouldn't like this treatment from Bubbles, not that I think that Bubbles would ever act this way.

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Brian · January 23, 2019

If she wants to be friends with Roko, she has to accept Roko as she is.

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Dean Reilly · January 23, 2019

I've seen a few comments comparing Spookybot to Q in TNG, but I'm probably never going to see Picard put Q in a headlock and give him a noogie.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · January 23, 2019

There *was* Sisko punching him in the mouth...

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Evgeniy Semyonov · January 23, 2019

Although, on a more serious note, it can be really refreshing to be the subject of some (affectionate?) teasing, if for your whole life you were just a Spookybot, "a deep dark sea dweller". A novel experience for sure.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · January 23, 2019

Well, Roko already died today once, so she clearly reevaluated her "mortal danger" threshold.

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Bagge · January 23, 2019

Wait, what?

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Michael DK · January 23, 2019

This relationship is delightful

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Crushbot (security*) · January 23, 2019

This is now one of my favorites.

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NinjaZaku · January 23, 2019

Spookybot cannot comprehend someone having the gall to noogie them

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Mark · January 23, 2019

I'm not sure if this will help Roko get used to her new body, but surviving giving a noogie to an immensely powerful being should make her feel alive, at the very least!

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MikeT · January 23, 2019

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

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Mark · January 23, 2019

Bloody peasant!

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Chris Heg · January 23, 2019

Let's hope Spookybot has a sense of non-satirical humor.

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awgiedawgie · January 23, 2019

Roko seems to be suddenly feeling more comfortable in her body. Apparently, seeing someone like Spookybot show vulnerability brings out the best (perhaps not the brightest) in her.

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Kyle Jenkins · January 23, 2019

Fantastic xD Spookybot is fun

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Diptych · January 23, 2019

Ahahahaha oh my god

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BobC · January 23, 2019

OK, now it's certain: Humanity is doomed! If AIs are giving noogies, what's left for us meat puppets to do?

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David Barr · January 23, 2019

Watch. Eat popcorn. Hold up scoring signs...

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Andrea Andrew · January 23, 2019

I wonder if Spookybot likes bread.

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Populuxe · January 23, 2019

That actually raises a question. Does Roko still have her bread fetish now that she’s in a new chassis? Is it entirely psychological or does the body play a part?

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Brad Knowles · January 23, 2019

Slight mis-spelling -- in Spookybot's dialog in panel 2, "ther" should be "their".

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 23, 2019

Spookybot does NOT make mistakes...the Spookybot "correction" police are on ther way to "correct" you. Please remain calm.

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Denise Webber · January 23, 2019

Welp, I didn't expect that!

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dvsDave · January 23, 2019

Please, oh please make Spookybot the next stray to be brought into this ragtag group. Adopt them like you adopted Hanners and Emily and the rest. Loving this arc!!!

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 23, 2019

This is EXACTLY how the QC group adopts people, they show up to a persons house and get adopted.

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Bill O'Connor · January 23, 2019

You spelled their wrong in the second panel.

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Populuxe · January 23, 2019

Good catch.

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Captain Button · January 23, 2019

A nerd? In QC?

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Brian Van Meter · January 23, 2019

I'm fucking in for this turn of events

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Czarzhan · January 23, 2019

Roko really doesn't feel like herself. Apparently, she feels like Faye.

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Buck Caldwell · January 23, 2019

Roko, you are NOT giving a good demonstration of friendship here. SB is going to re-evaluate the cost/benefit ratio of this situation.

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Zodiak · January 23, 2019

And what? Go to May for friendship? Roko is the vastly superior choice here.

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Lucanid Landman · January 23, 2019

Okay, is anyone else getting the feeling that Spookybot is actually Gary from the Gary Phenomenon?

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Populuxe · January 23, 2019

I had totally forgotten about the Gary Phenomenon.

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Sara Grace · January 23, 2019

Man, all of Spookybot's faces these last couple comics have been Prime Moods and I love them

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Populuxe · January 23, 2019

I was going to say something about that in the last strip. There is some real subtle emotional context in their facial expressions over the last few days and I’m loving it.

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Kyle Major · January 23, 2019

Sometimes having a friend is regret or allowing oneself to be vulnerable. Enjoy

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Fart Captor · January 23, 2019

Oh god I love this more than I could possibly have imagined

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Elf Sternberg · January 23, 2019

That's... blithely courageous from Roko. Maybe having an uncomfortable body is messing with her sense of self-preservation.

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Celine Chamberlin · January 23, 2019

I heartily approve of this friendship. I'm not exactly shipping them but if I did I might call them Spooko.

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Miyaa · January 23, 2019

Not Rokobot?

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Ting · January 23, 2019

This is Cyber-bullying!

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Samantha Yeaman · January 23, 2019

This is amazingly wholesome and it's great to see Roko distracted from her identity crisis funk in the name of some good, old-fashioned sassing.

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Matt Grayson · January 23, 2019

Holy crap! NOT expecting that!