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January 2, 2019

Up Above The World So High

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Comments (59)

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Sleepy John · January 3, 2019

Why... are her virtual feet two different virtual colors?

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Brian · January 4, 2019

She’s wearing two different socks.

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MercuryBuddha · January 3, 2019

#friendshipgoals

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awgiedawgie · January 3, 2019

Friends are the best medicine.

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Erin Moriarty · January 2, 2019

And now I am crying. THANKS MELON

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Matthew Foweraker · January 2, 2019

Let me see, depending on if she knows all five verses or just the one, at about 20 seconds a verse (I experimented), that's between 6.98 (call it 7) and 34.9 (call it 35) hours. Given that most people sing verse 1 and then the first two lines again, its probably about 10 1/2 hours of singing.

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Rudolph Gerber · January 8, 2019

UNLESS its the words stuck in the full Bohemeian Rhapsody melody which clocks at about 6 minutes (with guitar solo) which would be about 126 hours.

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Jas Parks · January 2, 2019

I just want to see where Jeph takes this... I'm still thinking about what he did with "Alice Grove"

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Nick · January 2, 2019

I think he'd had enough of it by the end. It used to be one comic every week I believe. The last set of comics were released every day, the story was rushed, and the artwork, particularly the background scenery, was bland compared to earlier comics. Felt like there was a lot of buildup to a very short ending.

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Paul Moffat · January 2, 2019

I wonder if there's anything salvageable from the old body to potentially graft onto a new one? Eyes, scalp and hair, face, olfactory sensors? It almost certainly wouldn't be worth the cost or effort if it weren't for Roko's psychological circumstances. It would be easy enough to fabricate a more or less identical chassis, but it could still feel foreign to her from the inside. A slightly glitchy motor driver here or an ankle with that same old hitch there might be invaluably familiar.

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Brian · January 3, 2019

^ that’s super important. I hope she keeps her old ankle at the very least.

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Douglas E. Smith · January 2, 2019

I hope Spookybot makes an appearance for her leggings buddy. I want to see Melon and Spookybot interact.

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Coleman Ridge · January 2, 2019

Melon has great determination to be happy and good, but no clear notion of what those states might be.

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Justin Seifert · January 2, 2019

Awww.

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Steve DeGroof · January 2, 2019

I think panel 2 is supposed to say "for a while". Also, Bohemian Rhapsody... damn. Totally works. O_o

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Robert Miller · January 2, 2019

I bet there is a great story for Lemon having a purple foot and I missed it.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 2, 2019

She is wearing mismatched socks. Most likely she had to get "dressed" quickly to go and help Roko.

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Denise Webber · January 2, 2019

Aww Melon. Rough around the edges, but heart of gold.

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Bagge · January 2, 2019

Count on Melon to do the stupid but endearing thing.

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M the Autumn Owl · January 2, 2019

MELON. <3

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KCkittysnores · January 2, 2019

Now I have TWINKLE... to Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.

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Clifton Royston · January 2, 2019

Now I have Bohemian Rhapsody to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle in my head, which seems much worse.

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Rob McBobson · January 2, 2019

How I... wonder what you are... Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger; now he's dead...

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NinjaZaku · January 2, 2019

Man Roko isn't handling existentialism very well

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Jim Feldman · January 2, 2019

Maybe she could hang with the giraffe lady on the savanah

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BobC · January 2, 2019

Melon bawler.

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Dean Reilly · January 2, 2019

Melon collie.

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Lance D Bader · January 2, 2019

Of course he is entitled to a typo. But he is also really clever and I have missed his crafty intentions before.

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Vanestus · January 2, 2019

Poor Melon

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David Jackson · January 2, 2019

I'm so proud of our baffling idiot robot daughter

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z · January 2, 2019

So, Melon's been there for roughly about ten and a half hours (the melody of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" takes about thirty seconds to sing and play). And probably annoying everyone enough that SOMEONE is going to make her learn some new songs. I recommend an immediate download of every Kate Bush song ever done. There's even a vinyl LP compilation out now. :)

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Chuck Dee · January 2, 2019

What's missed is the part about to the tune of bohemian rhapsody. One would have to take into account if Melon would also change the arrangement so that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is appropriate to the underlying composition.

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William Cole · January 2, 2019

Panel 6 made me literally laugh out loud on first reading. And again on re-reading a couple minutes later.

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Joe · January 2, 2019

"to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody". Jeph, you magnificent basterd ...

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Dean Reilly · January 2, 2019

What movie would help in Roko's situation? Probably not 'Million Dollar Baby'.

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Brian · January 5, 2019

Robocop.

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Ian Wolfe · January 2, 2019

On a side note, I ran the math and, by my count, Melon has been singing for at least 7 hours straight.

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Jeph Jacques · January 2, 2019

I literally timed myself singing it at a reasonable pace to figure out how many repetitions would be funniest

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awgiedawgie · January 2, 2019

See, this is just one more reason why I love Melon!

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Ian Wolfe · January 2, 2019

Melon may be nuttier than a pecan orchard, but you can't fault her loyalty to her friends.

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Lance D Bader · January 2, 2019

"For a whole ..." what? A whole day? A whole year?

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Gangler · January 2, 2019

I'm thinking "a whole" is some computery measurement of time.

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ysth · January 2, 2019

100000 bottles of beer on the wall, 100000 bottles of beer...

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Allison · January 2, 2019

😢😢😢

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Jason Ayres · January 2, 2019

can we talk about why an AI in an abstract space is wearing odd socks?

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Gangler · January 2, 2019

She's not wearing anything at all. Quite likely this is simply how she sees herself, or how she chooses to be seen by others.

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Kyle Major · January 2, 2019

Melon is the best friend

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The Shadow's Lair · January 2, 2019

Melon is the most loyal friend

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Miyaa · January 2, 2019

At the very least, Melon should dock herself in there with Lemon & Roko.

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Brett Smith · January 2, 2019

I'm really liking this story line so far. P.s. Jeph you have whole instead of while in the second frame.

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Paul Moffat · January 2, 2019

That's both adorable and heartwrenching

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darklion · January 2, 2019

Is this the real life?

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Chuck Dee · January 2, 2019

Is this just fantasy?

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Katrina Urmson · January 2, 2019

Oh, Melon, what a good friend you are!! 😭

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Todd Chaikin · January 2, 2019

Typo in the second panel. Whole should be while. Also awwww :)

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Samantha Yeaman · January 2, 2019

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE?

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Fart Captor · January 2, 2019

😢

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Lord Crusade · January 2, 2019

Awww

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gatherer818 · January 2, 2019

Aw