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December 1, 2018

BONUS COMIC: Hey, You Asked

is anybody really surprised

Comments (57)

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Romaine Spence · August 14, 2023

Hey, I joined and paid, why are the posts still locked?

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Matthew Van Gangelen · December 3, 2018

And this is why I voted for Melon. Just saying.

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Dave Cochran · December 2, 2018

No, I'm not surprised. It's like Brexit all over again.

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BobC · December 2, 2018

The reason there are only 3 frames is not because that's all Marten is doing. No, the other frames were filled with velociraptors being eaten by Yelling Bird. Or vice-versa, I'm not sure.

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Captain Button · December 2, 2018

Needs more Randy.

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Chloë Salzenberg · December 2, 2018

XP

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MercuryBuddha · December 2, 2018

This is why I voted for Pintsize at the dildo factory. A much more interesting premise. XP

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ysth · December 2, 2018

Who gave him the mug? Or did he steal it from the office where he had his shitty job?

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Brad Knowles · December 2, 2018

I don't think that came from the Library.

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Sarah Buisson · December 2, 2018

So it's this strip who have won the poll. I'm this close do build a fucking dictature.

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MiaKitty · December 2, 2018

I half expected a few characters from other strips to make an appearance, heh.

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AlliedToasters · December 1, 2018

Fool me once, etc etc

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David Barr · December 1, 2018

:-D

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Thisguy · December 1, 2018

Yeah, this is what I expected. That’s why I wanted Melon.

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Some Ed · December 1, 2018

Personally, I expected a little more on this option. Specifically, I expected it to be several rows of these frames copied and pasted in different orders. But, yeah, I thought that either of the other two options would be more interesting, and I had the least idea of what to expect with Melon, so voted for that. Plus, she could use a bit of a pick me up. She's clearly trying hard, unlike Pintsize who seems to be hardly trying. Admittedly, many of us are *glad* that Pintsize is hardly trying, given his aspirations.

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Mary Gilligan · December 1, 2018

#1 Grampa, lol

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Andrew Mitchell · December 1, 2018

Hey this is great. Now I feel like we get to see all the interesting & fun bits of Marten's life. We're NOT missing out!

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Ruth Merriam · December 1, 2018

Can anyone blame him (Marten) for taking advantage of a momentary lull in the congenial chaos that is his usual day-to-day? Thanks, Jeph. This makes me profoundly happy. It's a visual koan.

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Brian · December 2, 2018

That is a great way to look at this. Thank you for your refreshing perspective.

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Isabel · December 1, 2018

Give me the day off and that's where I'll be too!

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Charles Wallace · December 1, 2018

LOL, I love it!

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Grace Serenity · December 1, 2018

*I* asked for Pintsize, because this is exactly what I expected to see Marten doing!

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Brian · December 2, 2018

I’m not sure if anyone is terribly surprised. I feel like people voted just because they like dumb stuff like this, and who can blame them? It made me laugh

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Mark · December 1, 2018

I feel like I've been trolled!

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Larry · December 1, 2018

I assume it's a garage-sale mug.

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Cliff · December 1, 2018

It is difficult to describe how perfect this is.

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Al Hunt · December 1, 2018

Is he in a special room for out-of-arch characters?

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Evgeniy Semyonov · December 1, 2018

I'm 100% satisfied! Thanks Jeff!

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Captain Button · December 1, 2018

Is that spidercoffee?

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Bagge · December 1, 2018

No cereals. I'm genuinely surprised.

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Coleman Ridge · December 1, 2018

Yeah, me too. He is never going to be properly shiftless and no-account if he doesn't pick more guitar.

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Joshua Brumley · December 1, 2018

Dang. I would've thought he'd pull out his axe and practice his basics, if not concieving new licks.

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Geo (Overand) · December 1, 2018

Not pictured? What he’s looking at: a selfie Pintsize sent from The Dildo Factory™ with his new manager Melon! Yes, of *course* melon’s previous “covered with creepy crawlies” position is just below “management” at The Dildo Factory™. Why did you even have to ask?

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Brian · December 2, 2018

Brilliant!

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Kyle Jenkins · December 1, 2018

You know... I was about 80% sure that that option said Pintsize instead of Marten when I voted for it...

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Daryk Zirkle · December 1, 2018

I figured as much, which is why I voted for Melon...

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Hugh Eckert · December 1, 2018

I wish I had more time to do just that. A lot more...

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B.G. Paulus · December 1, 2018

So, that's pretty much me at the office - once again, art imitates life!

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Jason Hunter · December 1, 2018

Is that mug available in the QC Store?

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Brian · December 1, 2018

Damnit jeph

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AstralAegis · December 1, 2018

I didn't vote for this, but I respect the vote

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Danya Michael · December 1, 2018

Steve eats cereal, Martin drinks...I'm assuming coffee.

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Reyn Goldfur · December 1, 2018

Actually he's drinking English Breakfast tea. It's his dirty secret that he hides from his friends.

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Chris Wicks · December 1, 2018

We did, in fact, ask.

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Kyle Major · December 1, 2018

Just normal day stuff, did you expect top hats and mustaches

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Dean Reilly · December 2, 2018

It's been established that top hats and moustaches are evening stuff.

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Patrick Liston · December 1, 2018

We all knew, that's why we picked it.

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David Rivette · December 1, 2018

Best. Comic. Ever. JK. I kinda figured as much

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Jen Link · December 1, 2018

A simple boy with simple needs. I'm so glad you filled the comic with ambitious queer folk who we can follow along side this kind boring boy <3

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Heather Tennant · December 1, 2018

:)

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Elf0004 · December 1, 2018

Why was this an option if this is the answer?

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Ami · December 1, 2018

You weren't curious?

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Xhulifactor · December 1, 2018

...I Don't know what I expected. Well played, good sir!

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Matrim Cauthon · December 1, 2018

Zzzz

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Tannerbot · December 1, 2018

I'm a little surprised it won...

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salixOS · December 1, 2018

#1 Grandpa indeed.

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Dick van Soest · December 1, 2018

Just the same as all of us