November Bonus Comic Poll!
VOTE VOTE VOTE
(I'm 99% sure I know what will win, but DEMOCRACY IS IMPORTANT IN THESE DARK TIMES)
Comments (60)
Ooooh! Dina's wearing a Coffee of Doom T-shirt today!
OK... forgive my ignorance. Dina <i>who</i>?
I can't figure out a way to send you a private message. I wanted you to know. I upgraded to $5/MO for 2 reasons. One is that the I am most interested in what is happening in QC when I open up my computer in the morning. And the second is that being blocked from the adorbs of of pupper updates.. It wouldn't have made me change but it did make to reconsider. QC is the first thing I look for in the morning. My patreon pledges should reflect my priority. Now it does.
I feel the same way. QC used to be my homepage.
Am I remembering wrong? Didn't we already have pint size at the dildo factory? NOT that it wouldn't make a great series... But I feel like I remember it.
Great options this time!
Awwww but we already KNOW what Marten gets up to....
or "who" amiright?
I already know the answer to the last one. Here's a hint: "crunchcrunchcrunch".
Nah, it's all very logical. Melon is great because of how little we know about her and her job. Giving more information actually can somewhat break her charm. On the other hand, Pintsize in the dildo factory is as exciting as watching David Attenborough documentary "subtropical sand penguin of Sahara is building his nest from the skulls of lizards and occasional camel" - exciting, but very predictable after a few minutes. So Marten is the logical choice, because we can actually learn something interesting and it won't diminish his character in any way.
Seeing Pintsize do a documentary on subtropical sand penguins would be interesting
I'm only upset that I can't vote for all of them
I want a fourth "all of the above" choice please!
Nice try, Mr Jacques.. These are *obviously* all the same comic. Clearly you understand, on a deep level, how democracy works.
I too had a really hard time choosing! I want all three!
not sure I want to know about Marten ... agree that Pintsize in a dildo factory seems cliche ... why so little love for Melon??
So unfair, I want to see all three of these
the last option is just gonna be martin and steve eating cereal together isn't it
it's been a *while* since we've checked in on steve. is he still eating cereal? has he changed brands? is he eating POPTARTS now???
I want to see Beep giving Basilisk the tour and coming upon Pintsize in the company store.
Uh, I want all three of them. This is the opposite of normal voting, where you dislike all candidates, but hold your nose and pick the least bad. Come on, Jeph! You can do it!
I kind of want to read all of them, they all sound really awesome!
That... That's a hard choice. I kinda wanna see what a promotion looks like from "covered in bugs screaming in a dark room", but at the same time, pintsize in a dildo factory has a very "Charlie and the chocolate factory" feel to it.
Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of total penetration...
oh come on
Honestly, I'm more interested in learning which option Jeph 'knew' was going to win the vote!
I assumed Pintsize
1 comic, all 3.
I'm kinda curious about Martin, but it might be really boring. Like the entire page of Steve eating cereal. Melon's kinda annoying, but not boring.
I kinda love them all.
At first glance I saw that as Melon gets pounded and thought you were going to start doing Slipshine 👀
Where are my Melon people?!?
Eaten for breakfast, every one. Oh when will they ever learn?
Wow. I voted for Melon, but I'm honestly surprised that Pintsize isn't winning by a landslide.
Marten just eats cereals in his underwear, right?
I'm always up for dividing by zero!
But if he comic shows Martin while Jeph focuses on the rest of the cast... then the comic is then focusing on Martin so that's really not what he's doing while Jeph is focusing on the rest of the cast, it's a vicious loop.
I mean, Pintsize at a dildo factory is kind of assumed to be his Wednesday.
"Does... does he work here?" "I have no idea, but his suggestions and design improvements brought up our Q2 numbers nineteen percent and we've opened up three new potential demographics without needing to adjust marketing." "...is... one of those demographics sentient toasters?" "Don't look directly at the marketing plan. It was not meant for corporeal eyes."
I KEEP BEING WRONG ABOUT THESE POLLS
Just make them all! It's what we all want.
I'd love to se something more about Hannelore, it's been some time without her... =)
I kind of want all 3. Like I will give more money a month just to get all 3 of these amazing options.
Jeph I am prepared to not double, but TRIPLE my patreon amount if I can get all three.
Marten eats boiled eggs with soldiers
What's her name from Station?
It's not entirely impossible for all three of these to be combined into one comic. We don't know for sure that Melon *doesn't* work at the factory.
I'm willing to bet MELON isn't sure
Queue "Martin who?!" Jokes
Marten hangs out with Dina, talkin' dinosaurs.
Surely one of Hanalore's parents has a project growing dinosaurs somewhere. With Agent Turing as government liaison.
Wouldn't have guessed the straight cis white male would have won this. I guess he was the original main character.
straight cis white chon male (i.e. meat not AI. Main elements in flesh, Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, and Nitrogen.)
I’m surprised Pintsize at a dildo factory isn’t getting more votes because you know he’s in QA with Beepratice.
Called it.
Please tell me that whatever doesn't win will be next month's bonus comic! Because I want them all!
Surprise twist: Marten is an international spy.
And he was recruited by Steve whose cereal bowl contains a microphone that he uses to report to his spy boss.
I want it all I want it all I want it all And I want it now
Bonus comic seeker, given choices free. Democratric chooser, who wants to see. A young voter rushing, toward the polls. But with these options, indecision holds!