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October 18, 2018

Bonus Comic: Melon Vs. The Volcano 2

VOLCANO REVENGE

Comments (48)

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Sleepy John · October 21, 2018

Melon is almost ready to help Momo make rice.

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Brad Knowles · October 21, 2018

Well, at least Melon knows how to make it go "THOOM!!!"

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Cody Renton · October 20, 2018

I like Arthur's expression of dismay

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awgiedawgie · October 20, 2018

This strip also answers the question from a while ago regarding where Melon lives in relation to Roko's apartment. Now I have this suspicion that they met when Roko had to come upstairs because of another one of Melon's "projects". Or maybe because <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3644" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Arthur was cooking dinner</a>.

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Danya Michael · October 20, 2018

Corrosive is just spicy for robots

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Brad Knowles · October 20, 2018

I do wonder what kind of "BAKIN' SODA" she is using there to get such extreme volcanic reactions that would eat a hole through her floor into Roko's apartment below.

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Abhayakara · October 19, 2018

Why is the volcano talking?

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Bruce Sparks · October 19, 2018

Rocko lives downstairs, and the lava melted thru his ceiling and now there is a hole so she can Give a " Socially appropriate greeting"

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Paul Birchenough · October 19, 2018

Pretty sure lava has most of the same letters as love.

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 19, 2018

I was going to ask why Melon created a simulated volcano in Roko's apartment when I suddenly realised: "She's Melon! Why WOULDN'T she do it in someone else's apartment?"

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Mark · October 19, 2018

I thought, given that Melon is looking down, that she blew a hole in her floor and Roko's ceiling in the apartment below.

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Robert Miller · October 19, 2018

"Socially appropriate greeting" sound be the new "hello". :)

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Bagge · October 19, 2018

According to an old Swedish commercial, the socially appropriate greeting for blowing a whole in someone's ceiling is to invite them for a cup of coffee. ("When you get unexpected guests")

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 19, 2018

I am super tempted to get a tattoo of Melon's face from the second panel. It's just too cute!!

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Bagge · October 19, 2018

How did... how did she melt the floor with the volcano standing on the table?

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William Cole · October 19, 2018

The lava has come up from below, obviously.

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Ian Wolfe · October 19, 2018

I can't even imagine the security deposit one would need to have to even consider renting to Melon.

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Kasumi Ghia · October 19, 2018

my headcanon: She owns the building. Some months she even remembers to collect rent.

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Captain Button · October 19, 2018

Was there a Melon vs. the Volcano 1, or am i just not getting the joke?

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kaitou · October 19, 2018

yes: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/melon-vs-volcano-21663408">https://www.patreon.com/posts/melon-vs-volcano-21663408</a>

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Miyaa · October 19, 2018

I have so many questions. Mostly about what kind of insurance company would accept Melon?

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awgiedawgie · October 19, 2018

You're assuming Melon has insurance? I'm sure the building owner has insurance. I suspect that they also make Melon pay for repairs.

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Kuragari · October 19, 2018

Roko's going to need to dunk her head in that hair vat now.

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Bagge · October 19, 2018

Hope the pink batch is still fresh. She would look great as punk

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Kyle Major · October 19, 2018

Now I wanna know the situation melon would say "socially inappropriate greeting"

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awgiedawgie · October 19, 2018

I don't think she knows the meaning of "inappropriate", so I doubt she would ever say it. Someone (probably Roko) likely told her long ago that she needed to use a socially appropriate greeting, and she took it literally.

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Ami · October 19, 2018

Totally a fart font

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Nicholas Lopez · October 19, 2018

I really want to know what Melon put in that volcano.

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 19, 2018

It was likely thermite, which is easier to make than people think.

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Mordaeus · October 19, 2018

Oh no

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Populuxe · October 19, 2018

Thermite doesn’t explode, it burns. Unless Melon put a block of ice inside the volcano. That would make burning thermite explode. Has Melon watched Mythbusters? Listen to Adam and Jamie, Melon. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

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awgiedawgie · October 19, 2018

And thermite burns white, not red. Although I suppose if the balance of metals were wrong, or if the volcano is made of metal, it could leave molten slag running down the sides like that.

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Am Queue · October 19, 2018

My husband once set part of his house on fire with his circa 8th grade papier mache volcano that he did for a science fair at school...

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Chris Gallaty · October 18, 2018

Whom, exactly, was the volcano getting revenge on?

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TwoRavens · October 18, 2018

Evidently Melon forgot she put her thermite in a baking soda box...

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Chuck Dee · October 19, 2018

More likely, Melon _remembered_ that she put thermite in a baking soda box...

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The Shadow's Lair · October 18, 2018

Hahaha

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W' Livi · October 18, 2018

The hell did she put in there? Thermite?!

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LH · October 18, 2018

what is the socially appropriate greeting in this situation?

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Andrew Mitchell · October 18, 2018

"Socially appropriate greeting!" is always appropriate.

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Bruce · October 18, 2018

Looks like Roko may need to get a new job sooner than she thought she would.

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Bagge · October 19, 2018

She might go into construction. I hear there's a local landlord with a hole that needs fixing

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Boots McGoot · October 18, 2018

i guess I'm just gonna have to ask you, then, having lost two polls! Jeph! how was yoga?

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Jeph Jacques · October 19, 2018

SWEATY

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William Davy · October 18, 2018

Melon don't give a duck 'bout your silly fleshy human chemistry.

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awgiedawgie · October 19, 2018

That's Roko. She doesn't <i>have</i> fleshy human chemistry.

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Grace Serenity · October 18, 2018

I'm not even mad, I just want to know how she made thermite from baking soda and vinegar!

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Kriss Pang · October 18, 2018

Thooom