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August 19, 2018

Everyone Needs A Hobby


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sio · August 19, 2018

Sometimes your friends have to verbally smack ya in the face. I needed this too. Thanks assbot, you’re all right every now and then.

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awgiedawgie · August 19, 2018

He's surprisingly insightful for a little perv.

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R. Francis Smith · August 19, 2018

So yeah, this topic is a big deal to me, and resonates with some other folks I guess: <a href="https://twitter.com/rfrancis/status/1023078567494799360" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/rfrancis/status/1023078567494799360</a> Thanks for getting into this in the comic. Seriously.

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David Howe · August 19, 2018

If you combine the fartclown and barnfart is that a barnclown?

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Janne Peltonen · August 20, 2018

Barnfartclown?

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Dustfeather · August 19, 2018

This comic hits pretty close to home. Also, something I've realised lately is how much I love Claire and Pintsize's friendship - although they seem very different personality-wise they're both open-minded and good at helping each other see common sense.

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Finvaara · August 19, 2018

I love this. Also, is there suppoised to be an "i" in that word?

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Bagge · August 19, 2018

I think Claire might have overdosed on YA protagonists.

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 19, 2018

Actually, 'fartclown' makes me think that Pintsize has been spending too much time hanging out with Faye!

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BobC · August 19, 2018

Are Claire's glasses getting bigger? I think Claire's glasses are getting bigger. Don't you? Aren't they?

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Grace Serenity · August 19, 2018

We'll find out in six months that Jeph has been subtly increasing her glasses every day. By then they will be the size of dinner plates!

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Captain Button · August 19, 2018

Actually, the word is "fartiste". HtH HAND. [/fartsplaining] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane</a>

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KCkittysnores · August 20, 2018

I thought “fartclown” was my new favorite word, but, actually, it’s “fartsplaining”.

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Ted Van Roekel · August 19, 2018

Come on, folks. This side of Pintsize is well established in cannon. He only trots it out when needed, but he's actually really good at his job as a companion. He just has.... unconventional methods.

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Ted Van Roekel · August 19, 2018

Usually involving sexual harassment or fart jokes. BTW, still shipping PintMay. Or MayPint. Whatever.

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Trigon Manthree · August 19, 2018

When a fartclown lets one rip in a farm's storage building, that's a barn fart.

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Bruce · August 19, 2018

I wonder if Jeph would consider a storyline of Pintsize becoming a well known conceptual artist. I can see some curators getting really into his work, especially as he's an AI (are there many AI artists?)

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William Cole · August 19, 2018

Remember the barber who collected customers’ hair for an art installation she was planning? Northampton is a burgeoning avant-garde hotspot.

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C Bonesmith · August 19, 2018

Honestly, that's some of the best advice you can give a grad student. Good job, Pintsize.

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Matthew Reiter · August 19, 2018

I'm surprised to be the first person to mention this, but there's a typo in panel 4: "suppoised".

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Trigon Manthree · August 19, 2018

You're the second, so far

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Trevor Key · August 19, 2018

Can I request that the fart circus be involved somehow in the next set of choices for bonus comic?

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Trevor Key · August 19, 2018

Also not a sentence I ever thought I'd type.

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Will Weaver · August 19, 2018

The Pintsize-Claire dynamic is a very good one and is probably one of the best ones in the strip. Wait, did I just say that?

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Peter McDevitt · August 19, 2018

Marten should be able to understand since he's been there before. On that note, what exactly is the age difference between them? I think Claire said she was 24 back when she was introduced but who knows how much time has actually PASSED since then. And I don't think anyone else's age has been explicitly stated...

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Gangler · August 19, 2018

I remember there was some strip ages ago where Marten said something about his age and he was surprisingly young.

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Miyaa · August 19, 2018

If Melon is able to impart wisdom to, say, Clinton, then I will welcome our robot psychiatric overloads.

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VC · August 19, 2018

Or as some people say “Hey, Assbutt!”

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Sarah Walker · August 19, 2018

As a former thwarted library science major, Claire's struggle resonates. Maybe too hard.

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Matt Grayson · August 19, 2018

I thought Claire understood after the Wolf Urine episode.

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MajorFrostbyte · August 19, 2018

You stop abusing wild animals, you have to fill a circus with something. Clowns? Farts? Why not both?

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Abhayakara · August 19, 2018

Okay, this was my favorite strip ever.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 19, 2018

Good job Claire- you actually caused Pintsize to snap.... XD

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Mark P. · August 19, 2018

I've had that conversation with an ex (the "I don't think I'm going to make it, I'm gonna fail..."). The funny thing is, she was already my ex at the time, but we remained friends afterwards. It does help saying it to someone else, even if it's just getting it off your chest.

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Matt Grayson · August 19, 2018

FIRST TIME DROID 06 NOT WANT TO CRUSH PINTSIZE.

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Bruce · August 19, 2018

Does this mean it's time to ship the two? DROIDsize?

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Andrew · August 19, 2018

How many fartclowns can you fit in a VW... and how long can they stay in there?

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Dean Reilly · August 19, 2018

It's fine as long as someone opens a window.

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LH · August 19, 2018

yeah Claire, stop being a fartclown, Pintsize is right! ohno Pintsize is right. that's one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

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Captain Button · August 19, 2018

NOW ENDS THE AGE OF MAN.

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Mordaeus · August 19, 2018

I like this side of Pintsize. Like a lot.

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Nicholas Lopez · August 19, 2018

This is adorable

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Stewart Gemmell · August 19, 2018

I never knew I would love Claire and Pintsize interactions so much

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 19, 2018

Actually, their interactions have been great as far back as the improptu 'wolf urine' presentation a while back!

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Adam · August 19, 2018

FARTCLOWN

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Bitter Donald · August 19, 2018

Fartclown!

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Simon Erkelens · August 19, 2018

Just a little typo in the 4th panel Jeph. But it's nice to see Pintsize try to be good for a change :)

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Andrew · August 19, 2018

I dunno... Suppoised feels like it wants to be a real word :)

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Anton · August 19, 2018

I am going to start using fartclown. It is so great.

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William Hanna · August 19, 2018

Please keep the fartlion away from the flaming hoop.

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David Howe · August 19, 2018

Ah, but with hair conditioner.....

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gatherer818 · August 19, 2018

.... He has a point, she is being a fartclown.