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July 26, 2018

Knifes To Meet You

Swordsmary :O

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tresi · July 27, 2018

Snek case. 🐍

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · July 26, 2018

Her middle name is Kris

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Douglas E. Smith · July 26, 2018

I like Stabitha more as a day-to-day name. I will show this to my daughter, I think...:)

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allanfranta · July 26, 2018

Coleman, I think it's really about what Bubbles wants, isn't it? Just saying.

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Coleman Ridge · July 26, 2018

If you can figure out a plausible way it could be a style choice on her part, or something that an engineer put in that she got used to, sure. It looks like a anatomical drawing error to me, though. She is built like a big, strong human, except for that detail.

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Coleman Ridge · July 26, 2018

[side rant] Bubbles's neck is too slim and stalk-like. It makes her look like her body isn't really part of her, but rather that someone stuck an ordinary women's head and neck onto a big strong body. You won't see that on muscular women. Even though few athletes other than boxers and wrestlers develop the neck specifically, the trapezius stabilizes both the shoulders and the neck, and developing the shoulders almost always develops the neck as well. Like as not, Bubbles' muscles were installed, not developed by exercise, but any good military engineer is going to want that head stabilized. Her brain is probably somewhere in her thorax, but all the major sense organs are in the head, and if it gets knocked loose, your soldier is incapacitated. That's not my major source of dissatisfaction with the neck, though. I don't want Bubbles to be a sweet, shy girl stuck onto a big strong body. I want Bubbles to be a single integrated person of her own particular kind, not two different people stuck together. For that reason, I want her drawn looking like her head is part of her body. That is going to take a better neck. I know I am a whiney, entitled, ingrate who has no concept of how hard it is to draw necks, but it's not about me. It is about getting Bubbles right. [end side rant]

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AstralAegis · July 26, 2018

You remind me of a time when trolling was an art form. This is an example of classic trolling, and I respect that.

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Mark · July 26, 2018

I love that Bubbles, cutely dressed and apparently unarmed, albeit huge, calmly puts Stabitha/Swordsmary in her place. Oh, and boom-tish for today's title!

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Ted Van Roekel · July 26, 2018

When you're as strong and skilled as Bubs, you can afford to be that calm. As she herself said "I can take anything in a fight." <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3034" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3034</a>

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Andrew · July 26, 2018

Sam stood there for 2 hours, resisting the temptation to sharpie a store front & sign on the roller door? I'm impressed!

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Bagge · July 26, 2018

She's a professional. Don't spray where you work, that's, like, a code of honor or something

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 26, 2018

Let's face it, we all knew that Sam's scribbles would turn out to be a very big thing amongst the alternate subcultures of Northampton's AI community. What's the bet that Swordsmary will turn out to be a painfully conventional and middle-of-the-road being desperately trying to keep up a self-delusion of being an Edgelord? "Occupation?" "Uh... uh... um... Insurance clerk...?"

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Bagge · July 26, 2018

I love that hipster AIs are a thing.

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Bagge · July 26, 2018

Dads tend to want to know those things...

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 26, 2018

Sam strikes me as being a 'This is my way of telling you...' girl who will explain it only after she buys a full set of plate armour or does something else unsubtle with her earnings.

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Thomas Boys · July 26, 2018

Her sister is Shank the Dismemberer.

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BobC · July 26, 2018

When Stabitha/Swordsmary turns on her shades they do that Cylon thing. Much scarier than edged weapons.

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drij · July 26, 2018

Does she have a permit?

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Grace Serenity · July 26, 2018

Since when do you need a permit to draw on people with a sharpie?

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Bruce · July 26, 2018

I'm glad Sam's spray shop has a kick ass enforcer to keep the customers in line. 🙃

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Ted Van Roekel · July 26, 2018

Oh Sam....

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Tim Eldred · July 26, 2018

I wonder if AI's can identify military chassis vs civilian, or if it's just "You are one of the proprietors and 3 times my size. Clearly I should comply".

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Bruce · July 26, 2018

Is DROID 06 a military body? If not, they clearly make very strong civilian bodies too.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · July 26, 2018

nothing too out of the swordsinary

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awgiedawgie · July 26, 2018

Would that be Bloody Swordsmary?

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ysth · July 26, 2018

Puns upon a time

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The Shadow's Lair · July 26, 2018

aw stabitha

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Cave · July 26, 2018

Swordsmary....a good christian AI name.

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Cave · July 26, 2018

Do you think any AI's are religious?

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Nicholas Lopez · July 26, 2018

This is adorable

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Grace Serenity · July 26, 2018

Dammit, Sam!

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Laura-Kathleen Redman · July 26, 2018

Sammit!

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Reverend Jesus · July 26, 2018

“Fine—then there shall be no *swording* on our premises.”

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Brian · July 26, 2018

Lol with Faye around, I doubt it

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Rae Bennett · July 26, 2018

Swordsmary, that is not very reassuring. But you seem a-ok.

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Will Weaver · July 26, 2018

Long time no see, Sam! Also, Stabitha...uh...Swordsmary is cool.