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July 25, 2018

Know When To Hold 'Em

babby dora?!@!>?

Comments (43)

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Mooster · July 29, 2018

I'd still like to know how many ounces are in a WTF sized Latte.

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Matt Grayson · July 26, 2018

They were really a couple first (although not declared) and business partners second.

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Brian · July 25, 2018

Oh no

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Coleman Ridge · July 25, 2018

Another way of phrasing it: if you get romantically involved with a business partner, make sure it doesn't end.

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SARA J DAVIS · July 25, 2018

Don't do that to them, Jeph. Happily Ever After... That's what we need. Please.

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Max S · July 25, 2018

Someone probably already pointed it out but there's an apostrophe missing in panel 2

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AstralAegis · July 25, 2018

This is very true. I foolishly took the risk. It didn't end well.

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 25, 2018

You know, the real question that jumps into my mind is what motivated that bit of advice from Mr Bianchi. I'm sure that there's a tale to tell there! FWIW, panel 2 is an excellent current-style reinterpretation of 'Witchy Goth' Dora from the earliest (pre-500) strips.

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Bagge · July 25, 2018

Given how Dora and Marten's relationship turned out, and what Sven told us about Dora's previous romantic partners, that's STELLAR advice from her dad.

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Bagge · July 25, 2018

Dora settled for getting romantically involved with roommates and friends of business partners.

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Caoimhe Chaos · July 25, 2018

Hunky Dora

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Brent Catherman · July 25, 2018

Working for friends can turn out badly. At least there's usually sex with romantic involvement between partners.

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Miyaa · July 25, 2018

I think I like Gothy 2003 Dora better than Curmudgeon 20XX Dora. ALSO, maybe this isn’t “ominous foreshadowing.” I would think at least Bubbles would be aware of the perils of getting romantic with your business partner. Besides, Dora’s Dad’s advice is actually terrible advice. That would imply every husband and wife or family business, even the Yakuza kind, could never fully succeed because of romance or family bonding.

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awgiedawgie · July 25, 2018

Well, there is a world of difference between a husband and wife - or any other already established romantic relationship, I suppose - going into business, and two people already in business together suddenly becoming romantically entangled. Romance changes the dynamics of a business relationship, far more dramatically than business changes the dynamics of a marriage. So Dora's Dad's advice really is sound. They key to either one surviving, of course, is being able to leave the romance at home when you go to work, and leave the business at work when you go home.

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Kyle Jenkins · July 25, 2018

Awww, look at baby Dora *_*

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Mooster · July 25, 2018

Dora's father's advice is actually sound. My father gave me the same advice when I first started working too. It can work out, but based on my observations, that accounts for an extremely small % of instances.

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Thomas Reiske · July 25, 2018

That’s Dora’s father in this strip.

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Matt Grayson · July 25, 2018

DROID 06 TOLD NEVER TO DEVELOP FEELINGS FOR BUILDING BEING DESTROYED.

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Andy Sleeper · July 26, 2018

I love that DROID 06 made perhaps 2 appearances in the strip, but his spirit live on through Patreon commenters :-)

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Ace · July 25, 2018

Is that Dora from when you were drawing her at the beginning of the strip, or is it 15 years before the time the comic is set in today, or...?

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Diptych · July 25, 2018

I believe it means it's Dora with the sort of aesthetic she had at the beginning of the strip. The current date in QC-time is deliberately vague, but I just don't think Dora's old enough to have been running Coffee of Doom for fifteen years!

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ysth · July 25, 2018

Adorable

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Fart Captor · July 25, 2018

A-DORA-BLE

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Chuck Dee · July 25, 2018

I see a looming iceberg awaiting the ship...

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Grant Swire · July 25, 2018

You need to do what everyone else was doing in 2003!

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Alexander W Couzens · July 25, 2018

I missed Spookybutt-era Dora and didnt even realize it

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Diptych · July 25, 2018

Eh, we knew they were taking a risk there. Just about everything about their relationship is uncharted territory. I have faith in them. Plus, it's not like *all* couple-run businesses fail. I mean, family businesses are called family businesses because they're run by families!

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Diptych · July 25, 2018

Also, sixty-nine dollars for a WTF macchiato? ...nice.

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R L · July 25, 2018

PLEASE don't have this as foreshadowing. MY SHIP DAMN IT

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 25, 2018

Faye totally knows Dora just dodged that one.

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Benzy · July 25, 2018

No foreshadowing bad stuff for Fayebles!! No! Bad Jeph, bad!!

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Al Hunt · July 25, 2018

Jeph knows what he's doing. He's proved that. Not going to interfere... Next extra comic - can we have an all-retro 2003 revisit comic?!

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Joseph Houk · July 25, 2018

NOOOOOOO DORRRRAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO!

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Will Weaver · July 25, 2018

Eep.

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ThatOneGuy · July 25, 2018

This makes me want to go back and reread from the beginner. Been a while since I've done that.

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Gigglebyte · July 25, 2018

I'm going to ignore this foreshadowing on principle

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Denise Webber · July 25, 2018

No no no my ship will not founder on the doomed relationship rocks. Smooth sailing on all seas!

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Lord Crusade · July 25, 2018

Jeph, Jeph, Jeph..... if you ruin this for us, if for whatever reason you find a way to break bubbles hydrolic heart or Faye’s battered one.... I have a very particular set of skills, I will find, and I will kill you! But seriously please let them be happy.

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Andrew Mitchell · July 25, 2018

This x 100.

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Rick · July 25, 2018

Looooooooommming Dooooooooom!

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Celine Chamberlin · July 25, 2018

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...

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Ashley Burgy · July 25, 2018

Ignoring ominous foreshadowing to squee at baby Dora

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Michael Marineau · July 25, 2018

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't like this foreshadowing