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July 4, 2018

Levity Agent

BREAD WEEK

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Fart Captor · July 4, 2018

WHAT IF SMOOCHING

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PoppyAppletree · July 4, 2018

What if smooching of all the links in this complicated love chain all at once.

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KassFlak · July 4, 2018

I have questions and thoughts about ai cooling. Small chasiss, like Pintsize's, are stated to be aircooled. While the larged chasis', suggested by Bubble "collant pump" comment and all the fwee-ing, are liquid cooled. The fact that the fwee-ing occurs at all say that the coolant they use can get hot enough to vapourise, and they have systems for venting the vapour. Also, knowing the cooling systems in machinery, cars, and pcs, effienct liquid cooling requires a radiator of some sort. And so, my questions are these: Do humanoid ai "breath" to circulate fresh air around an internal radiator, and do they "drink" to top up their coolant resevoirs..?

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KassFlak · July 4, 2018

Also, knowing what we know about AI's sense of smell, you can probably tell a lot about an AI from their choice in coolant scent...

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FunkyTuba · July 4, 2018

NOW KISS KISS NOW

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sio · July 4, 2018

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh I love the build up. I want to go read all the past Clinton/Elliot interactions now since our wise author plans things FOREVER. Also bread is nice.

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Coleman Ridge · July 4, 2018

Ah, of course. For Roku it would be alien and exotic, not domestic and safe.

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Coleman Ridge · July 4, 2018

I think it must be the smell. Fresh-baked bread is one of the great smells, altering a place's character and one's mood at the same time and in the same way. It is warm, moist, and almost alive, but in no way fleshly, sweaty, or carnal. I can't quite see how it would be sexual, because it is so very domestic and safe, but there is always something opaque about really different sexuality. If it is the smell, Roko looks so distraught partly because the bakery is an invisible, orgiastic, ongoing sexual experience that she can't let show.

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PoppyAppletree · July 4, 2018

I think you've got it.

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Dean Reilly · July 4, 2018

Nice to see that Elliot clearly loves being a baker, and isn't just in it because he kneads the dough.

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Zach Elwyn · July 4, 2018

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 4, 2018

Elliott loves all kinds of bread. Roko LOVES all kinds of bread. It is going to be genuinely interesting to see how this works out!

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PoppyAppletree · July 4, 2018

So you're saying Roko is pansexual?

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Unanimous D · July 4, 2018

The evil seed of what you've done . . . . .

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 4, 2018

Okay, so those two seem to be doing the 'uncomfortable flirty conversation that just comes across as awkward' thing right now. Clinton clearly needs to rid himself of the reflex to try to make out he knows what his friends are talking about. It wouldn't be unacceptable for him to say: "I don't know what that is; can you tell me what that is?" Frankly, if Brun is observing, I think that she'll conclude from this conversation that she doesn't get this 'small talk' thing at all. Roko? Down girl. Seriously, it's a bakery. Of COURSE there is soda bread! I wonder if she'll be begging Elliott to bake for her before the end of this arc?

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Brent Catherman · July 4, 2018

Roko might just simplify this triangle. Elliot may not know AI's, but he knows bread and has the kind of abs she approximates.

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gatherer818 · July 4, 2018

G**f***ingd***it they're so f***ing cute together especially in panel 2 I can't even control my f***ing language anymore.

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BobC · July 4, 2018

I got puns in my buns, but I've been hoisted on my own batard.

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Felix Tischer · July 4, 2018

Please let bread week be real!

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Gigglebyte · July 4, 2018

Cut to bread kneeding Ghost style. Uh oh. I may have developed Rokos bread kink. Send help.

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Bagge · July 4, 2018

Lewd

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midwestmutt · July 4, 2018

Call me a sour batard but for some raisin bread jokes give me pain. Guess I'm just not a gluten for punishment.

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R L · July 4, 2018

That "ayyyyyy" going out of the right border of the page is especially fun.

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Erik Hawkinson · July 4, 2018

Bready or not, here she comes.

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Robert Avery · July 4, 2018

We knead a few more bread jokes!

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BobC · July 4, 2018

I knead a break from all these buns.

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Paul Moffat · July 4, 2018

This the sort of thing that happens when two nerds are attracted to eachother (romantically or platonically) and are making a genuine effort, but they have minimal knowledge of each other's hobbies/career/special interests. It's also adorable.

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Cleo Schmitz · July 4, 2018

Plus the sweet glow in panel two. Sooo adorable!

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Miyaa · July 4, 2018

I hope Roko donates all the bread after she’s done smelling them.

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 4, 2018

I... don't think that she SMELLS it.

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kaitou · July 4, 2018

Dang! Late to the bread pun party. (Better think up one fast or they'll all think I'm loafing.)

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Rick · July 4, 2018

I think Roko needs to visit Faye and Bubbles I think her cooling system needs some tuning.

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BobC · July 4, 2018

Tuning or raccooning?

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Dave · July 4, 2018

Next up: 4 panels of Steve wearing a beret, eating a bagettte

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BobC · July 4, 2018

Using a baguette as a spoon for his CEREAL!

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Celine Chamberlin · July 4, 2018

All these bread jokes are a real flat out pita, ya know? I just came here to read the comic and all of you are going naan and naan and I just can't take it. Is there someone I can ciabatta it or do I have to just leavened it at that. If anyone could help, I'd be perfectly happy to lavash praise on you. I'm not going to bagel anyone, though, and I'm not going to argue wheat you, either, broa.

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BobC · July 4, 2018

I quit. You win.

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Maripier · July 4, 2018

Bread week! Bread week! Bread week!!

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Hugh Eckert · July 4, 2018

I'm trying to think of a bread joke but I'm too baked for all this pretzel logic.

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Chuck Dee · July 4, 2018

Chill with the bread jokes al-bread-y.

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Captain Button · July 4, 2018

Brun - Dog puns Roko - Bread jokes

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Rob Vary · July 4, 2018

Rye must you all make such bad puns?

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lonelyplaces · July 4, 2018

honestly if these two don't fuck then what will i do with my life

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Bruce · July 4, 2018

It's got to be a threesome with Brun. Poly representation!

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Matt · July 4, 2018

when you have a good bread joke, it's best to roll with it

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Andrew Mitchell · July 4, 2018

I couldn't think of a good bread pun... this is the yeast worst I could think of.

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BobC · July 4, 2018

I was drinking a dram of a most excellent Scotch whiskey, when this post made me put it down long enough to write this comment.

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awgiedawgie · July 4, 2018

"Levity Agent"? More like a "Leavening Agent"!

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Will Weaver · July 4, 2018

Fweeeeee!

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Nicki Faulk · July 4, 2018

BREAD ALERT! I repeat ... BREAD ALERT!

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Populuxe · July 4, 2018

Is it okay if I think activewear Roko is incredibly sexy?

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Andrew · July 4, 2018

It is ALL KINDS of ok. All kinds.

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LadyAerin · July 4, 2018

Oh my gosh they're such dorks when are they gonna hold hands

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Cave · July 4, 2018

Ciabatta be careful or people are gonna figure out Roko's secret

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awgiedawgie · July 4, 2018

They all know Roko's secret... all dough she is still trying to hide it.

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Noise · July 4, 2018

I just found out that my cornbread recipe is a soda bread. And I've been making it for almost 40 years.

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Andrew C Boner · July 4, 2018

I think joke is a little crusty.

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Mordaeus · July 4, 2018

Oh hey, neat!

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Mordaeus · July 4, 2018

*sigh* now I have to Google it

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Kevin Kuchta · July 4, 2018

Settle down with the bread puns, Jeph. It's the yeast you could do.

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Amy Gilroy · July 4, 2018

Who doesn't love a good soda bread 😄

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Christy Brown · July 4, 2018

🥁

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Tannerbot · July 4, 2018

Poor officer Basilisk. Why must you tease her so.

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The Shadow's Lair · July 4, 2018

haha