June Bonus Comic Poll!
HI WHAT COMIC DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAW FOR YOU THIS MONTH
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I thought you weren't drawing yelling bird anymore...
I'm glad I'm late on this as I want them all.
Oh no! I missed the poll and I really want all Melon comics all the time, especially about birds. Maybe someday?
It's early on 7/4 and I missed the vote also....but at least my first choice won!
Steve teaches Melon how to eat "Yelling Bird" brand Fiber Chunks.
Would love if these polls lasted just a wee bit longer -- keep missing the chance to vote.
Me too!
I just wanna see Brun, Eliot, Roko, and Clinton in a fo[ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍs ᴏғ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴄʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ]
Surely a Fiv[..] if you include the bread? :)
Wow! Option 1 has more than twice the votes of the other two combined! Do we have a board full of bread voyeurs here?
How can anyone actually <i>explain</i> a fetish? It's not like you can say <i>why</i> you find something — anything — erotic. And fetishes tend to be somewhat... fluid... dynamic. Since we are constantly learning... developing, our desires are constantly developing at the same time. There are things that I used to find arousing that I no longer do, and other things that used to seem blasé that I now find extremely exciting. So even <i>describing</i> a fetish cannot be done exactly.
All of that research that's going into "explainable" ML in 2018 must have paid off.
YELLING BIRD. (I'm not yelling pls no ban)
why can I select all three
Curiosity killed the cat, but only after it won the poll.
Horny robots!
Yelling Bird Fucks Pintsize. (Or is it the other way around? (Maybe time won't tell. (Yeah; time'e an asshole. (Really.))))
Yelling Bird Fucks Time. (Time deserves it.)
Melon is fascinating, but there was no real contest, Jeph...
Yelling Bird?
Wasn't Yelling Bird Fucks the Moon a David Bowie song?
None of the above
Yelling Bird Fucks the Moon is too much content for a single comic. It deserves its own slipshine feature.
pay this man
Needs More Randy!
maybe switch up the order for the poll, I feel like the first option always wins (and yelling bird is always last in both votes and position)
1st panel: yelling bird ducking the Moon 2nd panel: melon saying birds are amazing! As she stumbles into roko 3rd panel: roko falls into a breadcart and a handsome human breadseller helps her up and launches into a speech on the great wonders of bread. Roko is left speechless.
Why do you ask us to vote if you already know the answer!
Y'all I am so curious about the bread fetish, though.
I had to vote for Roko, but what about Roko getting into Yelling Bird fucking the moon? Or maybe Yelling Bird fucking Melon while she's dressed up as the moon?
As much as I would love to see Moon Fucking, I am curious about the bread fetish.
It's been too long since we had Yelling Bird. I realize my vote is likely to lose, but... To Each His Own. I like Yelling Bird.
Actually... Changed my mind. ALL THREE, PLZ.
I would very much like to see Roko less of a joke and more of an interestingly bent person.
Kids in the Hall - The Moon Sketch - except with Yelling Bird
All 3 would make an interesting comic
You keep making these SO DIFFICULT
No need to limit yourself to only voting for one. They're checkboxes, not radio buttons.
I picked the first two, because I'm sure they can be combined somehow - maybe Roko gets mad when Melon feeds her precious bread to the birds?
I support this; I feel like there are numerous extremely funny directions it could go
MY BIRD PENIS SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
IT SHALL FOLLOW MELON'S BUTT SKYWARD
Roko. Why not have her explaining her fetish for someone who understands bread properly, like Elliot...
Or Jim and Veronica. Jim would understand the bread part; Veronica would understand the fetish part.
Where's the Hannelore option?
I hope Roko wins, but I just had to pick Yelling Bird this time. Haha!
I fear that Melon would take "getting into" birds very literally ...
It would be "gently"
Oh god yes Roko please!
My real question is why Pintsize’s attempt at toast didn’t work on Roko... Did he just move too fast? Hmm...
I assume shooting toast at your date in a restaurant is the bread fetishist equivalent of getting your dick out at a restaurant: something that in another time and place might be appreciated, but not in public, and certainly not within the first ten minutes of meeting someone.
how about combining the last two?
I really don't understand why these can't all be done in one glorious comic
BRING BACK YELLING BIRD!
darn it haven't seen yelling bird in ages but no one isnvoting for him COME ON!