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June 26, 2018

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Willinwoods · June 30, 2018

Left my four weeks' notice the other day. it me

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Briar 💜 · June 27, 2018

Claire is so #relatable

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Katy Kania · June 27, 2018

As someone who really wanted to get a library job in the pioneer valley, I hope Claire has better fictional luck. She might if she's looking for academic! What's the QC verse Hampshire again? They're always hiring.

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Peter McDevitt · June 26, 2018

maybe the QC-verse actually has well-funded education & library programs. Would that really be any stranger than the sentient robots?

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Holly Nelson · June 26, 2018

“Library Master! Master of the Total Aggregate Knowledge of Civilization! Only slightly less/more viable a career than journalism!” ~sigh~

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Maurice Kessler · June 26, 2018

My smarter half was going for her MLS degree when she saw how few available jobs there were that actually paid a living wage. She quit and returned to Web content administration and content marketing.

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Natalie W · June 26, 2018

Yeah, library jobs... Suuuuuuuuuuper easy to come by. Especially in the Land of Liberal Arts schools

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David Howe · June 26, 2018

Need to animate one eye twitching, just a little.....

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Coleman Ridge · June 26, 2018

No, I'm wrong. The school for the deaf in Northampton specializes in teaching them to speak, rather than in signing. They no doubt sign, but would be able to speak to some degree or other, and to read lips.

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Coleman Ridge · June 26, 2018

To work as a reference librarian in a college library, you need at least a masters degree in some subject, as well as the library degree. I'm not sure Claire has a subject masters. She could run circulation and shelving without a subject masters. To work at the school for the deaf, she would need to be able to sign, but they might let her learn on the job, because there are relatively few librarians who can sign. I would love to see those strips. Claire would bust her ass to get it right, but she would be in right over her head for a while.

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Coleman Ridge · June 26, 2018

I'm a librarian in NYC. From what I hear, it is just about impossible to get library work in little towns. There is going to be Smif's main library, maybe some specialized libraries at Smif (maybe one at the Botanic Garden), a public library, some elementary and high school libraries, and the school for the deaf library. Claire might well have to split for Boston or NYC. Alternately, she could displace Tai at Smif, becoming Marten's boss. Either would have interesting ramifications.

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 26, 2018

Tai and Marten are administrative & support staff rather than librarians (Tai being the office manager). If Claire were able to get a job at Smif's main library, she'd be technically boss of both of them as a librarian of any level over admin staff. Like you say, interesting ramifications given Claire's motto of: "Libraries Are Serious Business"!

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 26, 2018

Calling it now: As a stop-gap, Claire will get a job at Coffee of Doom 'until something comes up'. Once again, Marten's visits to CoD will become the main background for filler strips. Marten-Claire-Dora banter will become a major feature of the comic.

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Daryl Sawyer · June 26, 2018

Nah, I don't see Dora returning to the foreground. More like Marten-Claire-Emily-Hannelore banter, with Dora occasionally stepping in to penalize one of them for unnecessary weirdness. :p

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Patrick Jackson · June 26, 2018

Either screaming internally or giraffe who it totally stoned, one or the other...

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Andrew · June 26, 2018

I once worked in a library. (what, you thought a story starting like that would be exciting?)

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 26, 2018

It depends. Are libraries serious business?

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Chris Crowther · June 26, 2018

When this goes live, I am so linking one of my friends to it.

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 26, 2018

Ah the wonders of post-graduation life suddenly looming up before you! Never mind, Claire! No matter what, I'm sure that Tai can get you a job at Smif! Seriously, though, Claire is going to have to have the guts to start at the bottom - at the VERY bottom: 'Junior Assistant Shelf-Stacker and Refreshment Maker to the Junior Assistant Librarian' or something similarly dehumanising.

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Simran Khalsa · June 26, 2018

As a Library Master who currently maintains three part-time jobs (one half-time, two as needed, all in Libraries), nearly a decade after getting my degree, I resemble Claire’s expression.

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Bagge · June 26, 2018

On the positive side, as a master librarian she will have the power to summon books.

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Andrew · June 26, 2018

Using Discworld's L-space, of course. The secret to passing that part of the exam is to bring a banana. Failure to do so is... not recommended.

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Brent Catherman · June 26, 2018

At least has a practical degree, but if she can't continue working at the university library maybe Veronica could see if a certain dominatrix/librarian knows of any openings. The drawback would be relocating.

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Brent Catherman · June 26, 2018

It's still a more practical degree than most, but if Claire can't continue working at the university library she could probably find a part time job a "book store" until something opens up.

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 26, 2018

If asked about that, Penny's advice would be: "No! Run!"

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · June 26, 2018

yeahhhhhhh I'd rather have to re-enter the dating world than find a (new) job if only because NOT dating is an option

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Weston Flippo · June 26, 2018

As a librarian this hits close to home

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Miyaa · June 26, 2018

I bet ¾ of the Masters in Library Science comprehensive examination involves figuring out where the books would qualify in the Dewey Decimal and the even more dreaded Library of Congress system. (The other ¼ involves keeping books in pristine condition, especially the rare books and how to get overdue books paid up.)

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Katy Kania · June 27, 2018

I WISH

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MikeT · June 26, 2018

((screm))

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Carl Fink · June 26, 2018

I foresee an "It rhymes" plot here, where Claire is offered a great job far from Marten. Marten will, of course, be chill about it and make Faye feel guilty about how she treated Angus.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · June 26, 2018

Who?

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Charlotte Grubbs · June 26, 2018

I ultimately decided against getting an MLIS, but I may have to reconsider just so I can tell everyone I'm a "Library Master."

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Will Weaver · June 26, 2018

It’s okay, Claire, you can always find a low-paying job that has nothing to do with your degree and suffer in it for 10 years. It’ll be fine, after all, I’m doing that right now! [breaks down crying]

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JD · June 26, 2018

Is she screaming out of excitement or fear?

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Olivia Irene · June 26, 2018

At the prospect of job-hunting in this economy?

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pilgrim3 · June 26, 2018

A Standard Issue Aspie face.

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Will Weaver · June 26, 2018

As an Aspie I can confirm this is indeed one of the many standard configurations my face takes.

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darklion · June 26, 2018

I've had that face for 10 years.

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Tim Eldred · June 26, 2018

"I'm fine. This is fine"

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Dustin · June 26, 2018

*nervous giggle* *twitch twitch* "Yup..."

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Nicholas Lopez · June 26, 2018

She should just apply at the SMIF library since she's there all the time.

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 26, 2018

Seriously, I could see why she might not want that. She doesn't get on tremendously well with Tai and the fact that her boyfriend works there might lead to the trustees to start muttering about 'conflict of interest'.

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Celine Chamberlin · June 26, 2018

I think her face might be stuck that way.