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June 25, 2018

Caught Out

Turns out petards are a real thing and they're SUPER DANGEROUS???

Comments (35)

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Keisi · June 29, 2018

I see you too have read the age of empires 2 manual

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Briar 💜 · June 27, 2018

Claire is me

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Flash · June 26, 2018

Pétard is just french for firecracker

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Bruce · June 27, 2018

Which in turn comes from explosive flatuence.

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Unanimous D · June 25, 2018

Why can't Big Bang Theory be like this?

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Carl · June 25, 2018

Because then it wouldn't be a a thinly veiled excuse to encourage its viewers to point and laugh at the nerds to feel better about themselves.

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Patrick Jackson · June 25, 2018

Jousted by mine own Picard :-/

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 25, 2018

No, that only happens to Q.

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Matthew Foweraker · June 25, 2018

Hehe. Fart joke. No, seriously, a petard is named after farts. This makes this a fart joke.

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Rob Scott · June 25, 2018

Yeah, petards are da bomb...

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 25, 2018

I've got a feeling that the teen years at Casa Augustus were pretty much continual bickering between those two! I'm really getting into Clinton and Claire's relationship - Bickering, loving and completely open; they're probably both be mired in their personality problems if they didn't have their sibling to shamelessly call them out about them!

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Bagge · June 25, 2018

Clinton is chill

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Fart Captor · June 25, 2018

Petards are where we get this from: 💣 Turns out that a grenade with a really inaccurate fuse is a really bad idea

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Paul Cantrell · June 25, 2018

Etymology: mid 16th century: from French pétard, from péter ‘break wind’.

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Paul Cantrell · June 25, 2018

Yes, really.

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Ol' Firebones · June 25, 2018

Well, I got it *almost* correct from memory. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard</a>

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Ol' Firebones · June 25, 2018

'Tis a sport for the enginer to be hoist on his own petard.

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Patirick Forristal · June 25, 2018

Wiki

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Patirick Forristal · June 25, 2018

"Hoist with his own petard" is a Shakespearean idiom from Hamlet meaning "to cause the bomb maker to be blown up with his own bomb". A petard is a small bomb used for blowing up gates and walls when breaching ...

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Mandy Hoskins · June 25, 2018

I love these dorks.

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R L · June 25, 2018

HOISTED (Clearly I didn't read the alt before contributing here)

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Peter McDevitt · June 25, 2018

I had a pun in mind concerning the phrase "acting petarded" but I can't be sure if that's offensive or not...

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MiqoRems · June 25, 2018

Good rule of thumb is that if you can't be sure whether or not it's offensive, it probably is.

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Joseph Houk · June 25, 2018

Petards = IED's.

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Matt Grayson · June 25, 2018

DROID 06 TRY TO BE DORK.

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Chris Hewson · June 25, 2018

I just looked it up, and apparently petards are a kind of bomb?! I always assumed they were like suspenders, hence how you could be 'hoisted by your own petard'. I'm not really sure how an explosion can hoist you. I wonder where that phase came from! haha

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Cody Renton · June 25, 2018

I thought it was like a spear or something

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Miyaa · June 25, 2018

Clinton is cute when he gets all high and mighty. Needs cuter glasses though.

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Diptych · June 25, 2018

He goes very Peanuts.

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Will Weaver · June 25, 2018

These two are the most adorable siblings ever.

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ysth · June 25, 2018

Own goaled

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Dracon Atrox · June 25, 2018

Proper sibling dialogue, lol!

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Jamison Town · June 25, 2018

"You are the one who is the dork!" /JayAndSilentBob

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · June 25, 2018

and then claire was a dork

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David Rivette · June 25, 2018

And the world makes sense again