Keeping The Peace
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Unassuming Clinton looks up one day to discover he's in an open relationship, though this was never his intent. Brun, Roko, and Elliot all run around like the girls in a harem anime competing for his attention. This has gone on for several weeks before Clinton finally notices, because he's friggin' Clinton.
to be fair, that is ALSO like a harem anime :)
So after now HMS Frubbles ship is steaming down the river, It's time to start the voyage of HMS Clinko (or is it HMS Roton). I don't think merging the surnames will work with Basilisk & Augustus....
Basilustus
I guess you could say she fell for him...
Orrrrrr, you could talk all day and not say that.
I'm so down for this polycule.
And the shippers’ heads exploded after hours of “But what about Brun? What about Elliot? What about—“
Polyamory!...okay, probably not.
"As you can see, these streets are dangerous at night."
Clinton's hand appears to have grown back.
Good pickup.
Roko, I'm going to be plain here: You're not having any luck with the 'walking' thing. I'd say 'go home, you're drunk' but you're clearly not able to do that unassisted. So, why don't you ask Clydesdale... no... Clovington... no... Clarinet... no, whatever his name is for help? I'm sure that the probability of you waking up tomorrow morning with a clothed Clinton in a hug and no memory of tonight is almost... 1-in-1!
Aite. I'm gonna go with clinko, faybles and pintsize and his toaster. THOSE ARE MY SHIPS
goood. GOOOOOOOOD.
I think a gyro is misaligned and Clintons going to have to take her to see Faye and Bubbles for emergency repairs.
At least her face seems resilient to hitting the pavement.
At least she still has her dignity.
Maybe she left that in her other uniform jacket.
Checking out the booty of the officer down
If it was Melon, checking for an explosive butt is entirely justified. So hereforth, safety first - if an AI falls down, check the booty first.
That right there is what we call a second chance, Clinton. They do not happen often.
He's a slow learner.
This is absolutely adorable
She keeps falling for the concrete because she needs a stable relationship and solid support.
I called the police on this post
SIDEWALK, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
GET ON THE GROUND!
I can see whats happening
And they don't have a clue
Wait -- Clinton has both hands flesh-colored now? Which one is supposed to be robotic?
pretty sure he got it covered when Faye did the repair work
And now I'm shipping them
THEY'D BE SO CUTE TOGETHER
I'm now officially rooting for this Clinko pairing. After all, they have nowhere to go but up... mostly because Roko keeps ending up on the ground.
Clinko is the best name.
Aaand this is why a robot apocalypse will never happen in the QC universe, though they don't like citing it as the reason. xD ;)
The easiest way to stop an AI race from trying to take over is to make them as stupidly self-destructive as you are!
Maybe he needs to help her get home? Call a Lyft or something?
I assume in the QC world, Lyfts already drive themselves.
Did Clinton get a new skin-tone hand?
probably, considering he's not quite nerdy enough to have ghost white pale skin