He Learned It From His Kids(?)
hi clinton
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I ship the word ⓑⓔⓡⓕ
And then the banged XD.
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
Awww. Clinton never gets a break.
Roko: IT’S PSYCHOSOMATIC!
Getting drunk in uniform? That is a big mistake.
Well at least she doesn't appear to be wearing a badge.
The "title"(?) loses me. Can someone enlighten me?
O'Malley has kids; probably taught him "crunk"
"How I Met Your Robo-Mother", episode 1, scene 1.
Clin ton
This arc feels like Jeph isn't sure where to go next, so he's just kind of screwing around until inspiration strikes. I like it. :)
Given that it STARTED with Pintsize shooting toast on a blind date... yeah, I'm totally on board with wherever this goes.
i don’t remember boarding this ship but here we are
Hope she didn't face plant too hard on the sidewalk, but if she did it's a convenient segue to Union Robotics.
BERF
So am I the only one who wonders how AIs can get drunk and stumble? We saw Station do this in a simulation, and May did this by downclocking her processors (with square drunk-icons floating above her head). But now they can do it by vaping.
it looked like a usb so it could even be just junk code running and slowing them down? Drunk.exe
SET THAT HAND TO VIBRATE, CLINT
The cover on his hand makes Clinton look like he's going to a formal party.
But Pintsize! Could this become the love triangle we didn't know we needed?
Triangle? He's already in the Brun - Clinton - Elliot triangle! This is just adding more and more vertices!
Art imitating life? <a href="https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144</a> "Not shitting you, but I actually just rescued a robot in distress on the street after someone had tipped it over. This is one of those weird dreams, right."
*Sigh* Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. How do you do it? You just keep falling into the arms of troubled pretty women with whom you don't really want to have a relationship but who are just going to continually give you mixed signals about their feelings! Clinton Augustus, my friends: The QC universe's "Chew Toy of Fate"!
So what would AI drunken-software have to accomplish - nerf the CPU clock multiplier, randomly kill some subroutines, add errors to all sensor inputs, randomly delete blocks in memory... .... wait, so it's basically Vista?
If she took <a href="https://www.pcworld.com/article/165133/vista_or_windows_me.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ME</a>, I think that would be grounds to admit her to robot hospital. And maybe rehab (data recovery centre?).
Ship that? Yes, please!
Berf
Roko is quickly one of my favorite characters.
YOU ARE UNDER ARESCHT FOR BEING TOO SEXY
This needs to be something Roko says.
That's a remarkably sensible pairing.
Clin ton!
YES
He wasn't on his way home from toaster shopping by any chance, was he?
Maybe he got a Toaster tattoo to hook up to the socket on his wrist!
Oops I ship it now.
ah, but do you ship all of Clinton, or just his robo-hand? :)
Basilisk + Clinton = Bastion. Which would make for some REALLY weird shipping.
I wouldn't go so far as shipping them yet. However, as 'weird best friends in a 'will they, won't they' loop whilst dating others would work nicely.
berf
So, the Dick Van Dyke show actually DID have lyrics. Good to know.
Roko and Clinton go on a date, or two, or they become a thing. Faye and/or bubbles finds out. Gets to thinking about faybles, etc. etc.
I'm thinking more of 'hetrosexual platonic best friends' and we have about 1000 strips of 'will they, won't they?' whilst Roko is dating Pintsize and Clinton is dating Brun. IMO, we will know Jeph is going down that route if Roko wakes up in Clinton's dorm, hooked up to a charger plugged into one of his wall sockets.
Too short, too late. The story of Clinton’s life.
Ooh looks like he's going on another date soonish
But Emily said she was too busy for dates! You're not making sense!
Whelp. Guess we're gonna need a new ship name. How about Clinko?
oops! tripped over her shadow!
Well we haven't seen him in a bit. This could be very interesting. Set sail new ships!
Oh Clinton, you poor bastard
And the shipping speculations multiply exponentially ...
hey so what's brun been up to
berf
He meets new women at the most inopportune time!
A wild Clinton appears! I sure wasn’t expecting that...