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March 5, 2018

She Really Gets Around

One more old bonus comic from my patreon and then we should be back on a regular schedule again.

Comments (31)

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John Peterson · March 11, 2018

Why is a robot eating?

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Lightsabr2 · March 5, 2018

Also, "I have a basement?"

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Hugh Eckert · March 5, 2018

Considering Steve's background with Tortura etc., I'd be surprised if he *didn't* have a tunnel in his basement...

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Waffles the Mooose · March 5, 2018

If Steve ends up with an AnthroPC, I'm hoping it's Melon. These two are made for each other. Don't know why, but they are.

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Cole Blackblood · March 5, 2018

Steve and Mellon one-off adventures - like his times as a spy.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 5, 2018

It strikes me as strangely in-character for Melon that she'd sit at a table and imitate human eating behaviour. For what reason? Maybe because it looks like something interesting or maybe because she just is really, really random.

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Czarzhan · March 5, 2018

I think I missed this one the first time around. Also, "Ass Golf" >snerk<

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Chris Gallaty · March 5, 2018

What's not shown is that Melon and Steve got in a few holes of Ass Golf before breakfast...

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Brian · March 6, 2018

I’d pay for that Slipshine

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Will Weaver · March 5, 2018

Tasty, tasty cardboard...oh boy!

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TMN · March 5, 2018

To all those who wished for "Steve and Melon eating cereal" in the bonus comic voting sessions: JEPH PANDERED TO YOU!!

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Paul Rendell · March 5, 2018

Ahhh. I remember the hordes screaming for this comic like it was only yesterday.

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Gillian Brown · March 5, 2018

The Steve eating cereal comics never get old.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 5, 2018

Yes, Steve, there is a tunnel in your basement. Now, where did it come from and just how many homes can Melon 'drop into' if she wants to?

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Maurice Kessler · March 5, 2018

Hope you're feeling better, sir.

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Erin Moriarty · March 5, 2018

I love how the Ass Golf shirt is technically fourth wall breaking since ass.golf is a QC redirect URL I would love to see a bonus strip of various characters responding to the news that their life is broadcast on the Internet for everyone to see. (How neurotic would that make Marten!?)

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Michele Williams · March 5, 2018

May would be doing Deadpool-style 4th wall breaks, even if she's not in the scene. I think Marten would freak for a sec, then be like "Eh, whatever. Makes sense." Hannelore would freak. Tai would be fine, not sure about Dora or Faye. And Dale and Marigold......

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Brad Knowles · March 5, 2018

But I have always loved the way that he is so calm about having a strange AI in his breakfast room!

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 5, 2018

He's an ex James Bond-style CIA field agent. Melon is probably one of the least strange people that he's ever met!

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Brad Knowles · March 5, 2018

Panel 5: Melon says "There is now", while tucking the last bits of the box into her mouth.

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Brad Knowles · March 5, 2018

;)

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Ack · March 5, 2018

Melon is what you get when you take a human level intelligence, add in the accumulated knowledge and experience of the human race, and delete anything resembling normal modes of thought.

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William Freeman Andrews III · March 5, 2018

um yes i'll take 12 ass golf shirts please

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Airyu · March 5, 2018

Can Pintsize date Melon sometime please I hope!

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Random Jones · March 5, 2018

I am both intrigued and horrified by your suggestion. Well done!

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pilgrim3 · March 5, 2018

I REALLY need a next on this.

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Bagge · March 5, 2018

They are out of Chrunchos???!!!

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 5, 2018

No, I think it's more of a case that the mechanics of opening the tab-and-slot at the top of the box has defeated Melon, so she's trying to tear the box open instead!

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Kyle Major · March 5, 2018

I love melon, and why is he so calm XD

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SquigglyComics · March 5, 2018

steve has accomplished many things, he's an ex secret agent after all

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fizzlefist · March 5, 2018

Enjoyed meeting you at Emerald City. Thanks for the sketches in my books!