Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend
I took a one-off bonus comic and turned it into a weird little story
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How is this weird? TONS of people tell others they have gluten allergies. :-)
Claire is awesome and for some reason reminds me of my brother's GF, who is also awesome.
I love Claire's and Pintsize's friendship so dang muuuuuch
YAY! I love when Claire is around.
Only jerks don't call back the next morning, Pintsize! Call her back! Don't you give up on this! I need this!
I saw something like this on that Nina Bedford Show. Toast Fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
I thought that show was about that new drug?
possible root of Pintsize's toaster fetish: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908</a> (first attempt at a link in patreon, hopefully it will work, sigh)
Claire's response almost seems like she has had to give it before so it's rehearsed on some level.
I think that's the sweetest response to a proposition Pintsize has ever gotten. Aww. <3
Likely the *only* sweet response Pintsize has ever gotten....
Claire is so awesome, I adore her! <3
I love it! I was kind of hoping for a follow-up.
Yay Claire! ❤️
Dammit, now I want Crab Girlfriend to be a real thing!
Marten's <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Loom of Doom</a> really left its mark on Pintsize's behaviour towards Claire!
That or her threat to lobotomise him with several terabytes of cat gif index tables.
you gonna be at ECCC tommorow? hope to see you there again this year
""I don't want to mate with your woman, " I tell him. "Your woman is a crab, for God's sake." But this only makes him angrier, because I think he knows, deep inside his slimy little heart that I'm telling the truth. " - Dave Barry <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html</a>
What a great connection, Captain!
Episodes of Crab Girlfriend simply write themselves: "Omg, Crab-chan might be into me? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!" *scuttlescuttlescuttlePINCH* "Ow!"
So, Pintsize is actually into shooting toast at people? I mean, who am I to judge but you do have to wonder what he gets out of it!
Always hard to tell with the stranger kinks. Like, what does the guy with a <a href="https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/969622359744360449" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">high-priced wonderbread/pollution/deforestation fetish</a> get out of it? Apparently he's spending a lot of money on commissions of said fetish, so there's gotta be something, right?
I like that Claire seems to have had a positive effect on all of Marten's family.
Overnight, Marten vanishes without a trace. Pintsize graciously offers Claire a shoulder to cry on. No one suspects a thing (if they know what’s good for them). [Good grief. That took a very Film Noir twist didn't it]
A+ adulting in this comic
You know, originally I thought Pintsize had just gotten confused at the whole "toasting" thing, but this is so much better.
Gotta not fault Pintsize for this one. He did ask politely...
"I make bread FUN"
I would buy a Crab Girlfriend mug.
I want a set, so I can store it next to my Magical Love Gentleman mug
"what? Of course I'm not cheating on you, I'm just letting your weird ai companion shoot toast on my face!" Thanks to this comic, this is a conversation I've imagined now, please get it out of my head.
You really think Pintsize was gonna say 'face'?
I love this little scene. There's a kinship and understanding between them which is really nice to see.
Claire's such a sweetheart ❤
And I suddenly want a Crab Girlfriend mug.
Damn it, what does her shirt say?? I'm just going to assume Venus in Furs.
V ENOL is what it looks like
Crab girlfriend is trash Magical Love Gentleman 4ever