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do not punch hannelore
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I love Hanners
I just registered Ahn's last name. Angry relationship to Chuck?
Can I get Hannelore's last line on a t-shirt?
Fear exists to warn of danger. Anxiety for most part is fear warning you of social danger.
Faye's glasses appear to be misplaced in panel 1.
She arrived on set with them not in place and adjusted them while the camera got the closeup of Hanners in panel 2.
Yay Hanners, standing up for Anh. (Now they should hold hands.)
Not unless Anh washes and thoroughly sanitizes first.
Anh is much harder to upset. And her dad brought on himself by overreacting. Hanners is not the the type to enjoy a tasty revenge on ice.
I'm amused that no one in the gang has realized Hanners doesn't actually *need* a job or income. She does it to try and live a "normal" life and to be social. She may not have billionaire money available at her beck and call, but she definitely has enough support to live off of. Also, she might actually have that much available to her for all we know.
I think many of her friends know these things by now.
Hanners seems much more mature here. I'm not sure why.
She's always been pretty mature when it comes to interpersonal stuff.
Talking about anxiety makes me anxious. I could use a trauma-dump ghostwriter!
Thing is, this helps Anh THIS month, but gossip about her is limited and that gravy train will be dry very soon, then she'll be broke AND have to deal with the aftermath of the tell-all. I could see Anh's father suing, and that would cost comparatively a lot of Anh--and depending on things, Faye and Bubbles (and maybe even Sam) may get embroiled in it. This could be way way way messier than anyone could ever imagine.
A smart businessman never sues over these things. It's a waste of time and money. And the court of public opinion will convict him before the trial starts.
Doooooooooooooo it. Doooooooooooooo it!
I am not understanding Faye here or the previous comic. Why is she upset with Anh? Why is she using the same logic to suggest writing a book for Hanners?
A tell-all book is considered much classier than a tabloid interview.
"Oh please. I'm well beyond that amateur stuff. I have Professional Anxiety now"
yak dreams
I would never punch Hanners, but her memoir might need a good punch… line….
I ws expecting Anhs article to have mentioned fayes robotics company, and then there would be much bitching about bad press
I think that ship may have sailed. They have already been sufficiently linked to her family drama for a protest to organize outside their shop. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5595
Panel four: Faye can't picture that, having not heard The Voice. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3638
Well, you say that. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1108
There's a chance a better news organization will see this tabloid trash and wonder what happened to the heiress Anh? Maybe she could parlay this into another fat check. Well, time to stream and get more views!
I really wouldn't underestimate Anh's instincts for modern media. Two million followers and all that. Faye may find it aggravating, but Faye is a bit Internet 1.0.
The memoire's premier will be held at Karla's Bad Decision Spa and Daycare.
Oh the same Karla who was once the writer for the Spiderwoman comics?
Faye as a ghost author? Mmm... But look at her eagerness in selling her idea to Hannelore. Ya know what? Faye may have missed her calling. She could easily become Questionable Content's FIRST C.M.O.T Dibbler. And that's cutting me own throat.
I see that you are a man of culture.
Hannelore is so nice, her scathing tell-all about her mother would be titled "Not So Nice."
Faye’s seems to hold different standards for her two friends there. I wonder why?
They are almost opposite types emerging from the same background. Each needs a different approach.
Hanners should grab some coffee beans for Faye to punch. The turkish coffee was really popular. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3458
I mean, when it's done properly, Turkish coffee is amazing. It's like espresso dialed up to 11, with sugar!
When the worst thing you can imagine is to imagine something worse
Hannelore's punchline there goes directly into my reaction-image folder.
Oh, god, I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps those. My favorite is Bubbles "It is indeed like fuck," "India pales ales smell like a man urinating in a freshly mown field," and the one I got to use at work Friday, "roko_basilisk_crying.png".
Hanners and Rona Valenti should meet up and discuss all the things that worry them.
Faye needs the meds Hanners take when she realises how absurd life is. (Side effect includes seeing Pintsize get taken by kittens and roombas.)
Pintsize might redefine "taken" there. The thought is alarming at best and unsettling for certain.
Your character dynamics are amazing.
Please let there be a Pintsize heist plot to intercept the manuscript and Chuck Tingle-ize it
"Pounded By The Corporate SlimeLord: A Memoir By Anh Tingle"
To be fair, without the anxiety order the book wouldn't be as interesting.
Some anxiety is there to protect us,
And Faye the author was born. I also kinda support Ahn.
we have a saying in my house: "Girlfriend gotta eat" but also "ACAB"