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September 6, 2026

Plan Of Action

Comments (68)

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Kennedy · September 7, 2026

I know them as skyways but I think another word for them is 'skybridge' so they could technically be bridges.

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Jax · September 6, 2026

If when they fix things it doesn't go MOOW I shall be disappointed.

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Todd Ellner · September 6, 2026

Let's burn that bridge when we come to it

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · September 6, 2026

Here's a crazy idea maybe Liz can help organize this cube and not let random vooms happen. Explosions are fine, but I draw the line at vooms.

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John Clary · September 7, 2026

OK I have 4 "comment hidden"s and one "comment deleted" be3low.

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Joseph Bonnar · September 6, 2026

Regarding all the "comment hidden" posts... Nannybot Nannybot NA NA NA

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eddi_TBH · September 7, 2026

I found it stops violent imagery. No matter how funny or unrealistic.

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Joseph Bonnar · September 6, 2026

Ask not for woom the bell tolls, it wooms for you!

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Skepticaemia · September 6, 2026

Martin puts his foot down.

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Stephen Wells · September 6, 2026

From the title I'd expected this to be Momo working out how to talk to Sven again :)

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Joseph Bonnar · September 6, 2026

Liz will make the WOOM people PAY! (Enough for her to get a full cannister of the finest chocolate powder for her hot chocolate, at the very least.)

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

Or for the same money, ten full canisters of Tom Horbon's.

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Paul Lenoue · September 6, 2026

Is it an Einstein-Rosen Bridge they're crossing?

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adrian koren · September 6, 2026

This is technically Monday's comic, yes? Which means tomorrow is Tuesday ... maybe stay away from the woom people.

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Bookbeard · September 6, 2026

Must be Woomsday.

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legobil · September 6, 2026

Good job delegating tasks Marten. Liz,…. *dramatic deep breath* Good luck.

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Finvaara · September 6, 2026

If there's one thing I've learned from my wife, it's that being an obstacle between her and retreat to solitude is not a viable long term position. Good luck to the Woom Device people, they'll need it.

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John · September 6, 2026

Liz, you get to criticize their methods and procedures! You'll make new friends!

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KiTA · September 6, 2026

Bring back her new hair! ;.;

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eddi_TBH · September 6, 2026

We have seen how quickly that can be done. If Moray gets unwoomed, she will go back to the new look.

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Charlotte Grubbs · September 6, 2026

I relate to Liz in the last panel a little too much. I was going to sulk all weekend but now I have to be productive and Get Things Done? UGH. It's somehow even more annoying when the thing you need to do is actually pleasant, like going out with a friend. You know you'll feel better afterwards but you still REALLY don't want to go.

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eddi_TBH · September 6, 2026

I think we have all been dragged into having fun. Some of us more than once. It's what friends do. And we do for friends.

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Carl Fink · September 6, 2026

Will Liz (because she's too distracted by supporting Moray to let insecurity distract her) offhandedly point out the flaw in the Woom Machine, thus getting added to the paper as co-author and breaking her drought? Please?

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BobC · September 6, 2026

The Gremlin Ranger!

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voyager-ngc5195 · September 6, 2026

Martin's sole reason for opening this shop was to have a reason not to get involved in everyone's constant shenanigans.

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

Joke's on him, though, as the shop is a magnet to which people bring their shenanigans.

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Brendan Luster · September 6, 2026

helping is an incredible antidepressant

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Gary Levine · September 6, 2026

And if Liz turns goblin green…?

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Carl Fink · September 6, 2026

No one will notice?

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Darnel D Cooper · September 6, 2026

Hmph. I prefer her any color she can pull off with that same shape.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 6, 2026

When you're given a task (Is it so much to ask?) That's a-nnoying

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Packy Anderson · September 6, 2026

This will probably be good for Liz. Chaos Gremlin for Good.

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

Have Attitude, Will Travel

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Drazi · September 6, 2026

...and that's the spirit. Channel that rage for Morey

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Charles Hirst · September 6, 2026

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING! Sorry - my polynoia has switched from orthonoid to paranoid (I'm avoiding metanoia!), but all these "Comment hidden" messages make me wonder what's going on - and is it just me they're hiding from - and why do they want me to know that they're hiding something.

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Johanne · September 6, 2026

I see them too!

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

Worst case scenario: the WOOM people tell Liz, "You have no power here! Begone, before somebody turns you purple, too!"

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Bookbeard · September 6, 2026

And so Liz finds the one motivation that will reawaken her scientific genius: vengeance

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Bookbeard · September 6, 2026

When you know she's too nice To blame the WOOM device That's A Moray!

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ValdVin · September 6, 2026

"Moray is too nice to stick up for herself." "I can too stick up for myself! I mean, if it's alright with you. And Liz."

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

"I can stick up for myself!" [becomes stuck up on a wall]

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

Experimental Polyhedra? Solid!

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Miyaa · September 6, 2026

Unlike an experimental polyhydra. (Aaaa.)

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Jason Wotzko · September 6, 2026

Quick Liz, to the woom room!

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Bookbeard · September 6, 2026

But she planned on doom and gloom!

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Sorastro · September 6, 2026

Worse yet, she double booked it with her self recrimination time.

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Timothy Roller · September 6, 2026

Did... Marten just tell someone what to do??

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KiTA · September 6, 2026

I know, I'm scared too

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MikeT · September 6, 2026

Weaponise that mood Marten...

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MikeT · September 6, 2026

Wait, is THIS why the shop is named as such? Has this been a massive psyop this entire time????

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Ronin Labs Games · September 6, 2026

I do love helping Liz improve by giving her responsibilities

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kupo · September 7, 2026

Behold, Liz begins her journey of recovery by becoming an AI advocate. Roko would be proud. 😌

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PostRetroism · September 6, 2026

Hopefully that lab has a job for a hard-partying physics genius! (I just reminded myself of the movie Real Genius)

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Sean Kinlin · September 6, 2026

Just as long as they don't expect Liz to nail any spikes with... something other than her arms.

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SpookyPenguin · September 6, 2026

"Ugh. People." Liz is reminding me of a much more competent Nightblade. She just needs the training and maybe like to fish.

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Miyaa · September 6, 2026

Or maybe a cyborg Murderbot.

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marty aka spockblocked · September 6, 2026

the woom device people sound terrifying

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Polymathic Man · September 6, 2026

Same, Liz. Same...

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Mortimer Langford · September 6, 2026

I feel ya, Liz. When I was struggling with depression and self-depreciation, I too was annoyed at times when I had to put the self-loathing on hold to aid someone else who was struggling.

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Michael Steamweed · September 6, 2026

Quite often we will do for others that which we won't do for ourselves.

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Peter Shaw · September 6, 2026

Moray is as cuddly as ever…and now in grape flavor!😁

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Miyaa · September 6, 2026

Thank goodness Moray didn’t turn to Hawaiian fruit punch flavour or colour!

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Miyaa · September 6, 2026

When you can’t be mean or now turn green — that’s a Moray!

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Sorastro · September 6, 2026

Choose violets not violence

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Zig Justice · September 6, 2026

Heaven forbid my self-pity time gets interrupted

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Devin Gates · September 6, 2026

There's her 4 O'Clock ruined

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · September 6, 2026

Marten used Liz! It’s super effective!

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Shannon Woodbury · September 6, 2026

Goblizu..... I choose YOU!