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August 26, 2026

Head Over Ass

like some kind of reverse pinata situation

Comments (51)

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Drazi · August 28, 2026

I happen to like Tim Hortons donuts. Favorite place for them. But I'm a pineapple on pizza gal, so we know there's something wrong with me lol

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æmbər · September 14, 2026

Tim Horton's iced coffee is approximately 3.72x better than Dunkin's iced coffee and about 8.41x better than Starbucks iced coffee and I will not be taking any questions. (Also their donuts are better than most of Dunkin's.)

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · August 26, 2026

Surprised nobody's brought up "Tijubas". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4555

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D.J. Trindle · August 26, 2026

Liz having a #DutchMom moment here. (Reference: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DQ9sph9D981/)

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Stephen Wells · August 26, 2026

From the title I expected this to be more of Momo being adorkably clumsy :)

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Samir Talwar · August 26, 2026

In the QCniverse, does Canadian Tire do android+cyborg servicing? Do Faye and Bubbles grumble about them taking all their customers with fancy-looking offers and predatory fine print?

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Miyaa · August 26, 2026

They have their own anthropic pcs, but it’s in things like Zamboni machines and the like. Some of them make money on the side hosting podcasts about women’s hockey and curling.

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Eric Sieck · August 26, 2026

"She is a small chaos gremlin, she's chock full of sass/so don't be alarmed if she falls head over ass"

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jonesnori · August 26, 2026

I thought maybe someone had turned off the nannybot, but there were three "comment hidden"s at the end of the comment list.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · August 26, 2026

What's really sad is when you click the "Load more comments" button, and there's only one more comment, which, of course, is hidden. I'll never get that scroll and click back.

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David Wright · August 26, 2026

Do people PAY Martin for the coffee or tea? Or does he make it up in volume?

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Miyaa · August 26, 2026

It’s possibly a pay as you can kind of tip system. Might make a lot more toonies this way that enforcing a price.

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ValdVin · August 26, 2026

Looking forward to Liz just being her chillinest self with Zlata and Evanescent.

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John Clary · August 26, 2026

😂🤣😂

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ArtemisFolly · August 26, 2026

Canadian Tire Money referenced

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Hugh Eckert · August 26, 2026

Can Liz actually be chill? Let's find out!

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William Cole · August 26, 2026

I'll put all my Canadian Tire money on her failing to be chill.

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Sammitch · August 26, 2026

RIP Canadian Tire money. Isn't it all fuckin "Triangle Points" or wtf-ever now?

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Miyaa · August 26, 2026

Triangle Rewards, according to the website. Sort of like the Canadian version of the Bermuda Quadrangle.

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SpookyPenguin · August 26, 2026

That word is too onomatopaic my echoalia is triggered boing boing boing like being trapped in a Benny Hill bit

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Cory Thorp · August 26, 2026

Make that CTMoney raiiiiiiin!

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Sean Kinlin · August 26, 2026

So that's why it's wet.

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Captain Button · August 26, 2026

Will Liz's Hombojombo Disease give her reistance to Butts Disease?

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Sean Kinlin · August 26, 2026

Maybe, but some people have the rarer T&A syndrome.

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Andrew Denton · August 26, 2026

I miss Canadian Tire money. That was my retirement fund.

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Cory Thorp · August 26, 2026

It’s great paying property taxes and other bills with CT credit card and getting a few hundred CT bucks a year to get new tools and whatnot.

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Miyaa · August 26, 2026

Hey, maybe Liz can get some Canadian Tire money to gift Marten can get a “De'Longhi Magnifica Evo Coffee & Espresso Machine with Automatic Milk Frother” on sale at Canadian Tire right now for only 699.99 CAD (€ 433.57) (999.99 CAD retail; € 619.39)! Only fifteen left in all of Canada! (For obvious reasons, I’m not converting this to monopoly money.)

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Steven Azar · August 30, 2026

I just love the fact that Cubetown has a Canadian Tire

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 26, 2026

I really appreciate how much Marten is keeping an eye out for Liz.

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William Cole · August 26, 2026

He's a good dad!

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Yonatan Zunger · August 26, 2026

Goddammit now I want donuts.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · August 26, 2026

they aren't doughnuts? I have been DISILLUSIONED

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NinjaZaku · August 26, 2026

Liz, leave Zlata's hungolomghononoloughongous alone.

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Elf Sternberg · August 26, 2026

Liz can always ask Pintsize about the going exchange rate for Canadian Tire money. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3462

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William Cole · August 26, 2026

Dry or damp?

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Michael Steamweed · August 26, 2026

You never answered her question, Marten! What are you hiding?! (And, yes, Liz, they're enormous hombojombos. I'm just as chill about them as you are. We're just chillin' together over the HJs.)

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Inahc · August 26, 2026

I'm still bitter about the email I got saying they're gonna *expire* my Canadian Tire money because I've been too disabled to shop there this year. First they take away our paper money, then they put a fucking expiry date on the shitty digital replacement! 🤬

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joFinndian · August 26, 2026

WAIT WHAT!? They're putting expiries on the digital money!?!? TF!??!?!??! 🤯🤬😱

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Bookbeard · August 26, 2026

Maybe have her put on a sports bra before Liz visits. Just to be safe. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5238

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Andrew · August 26, 2026

But don’t tell her WHY, we live for lack of context confusion.

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Sorastro · August 26, 2026

Maybe a discount on some good hair dyes, what for matchin' the cuffs and collars

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Sean Kinlin · August 26, 2026

In actuality, Zlata has enormous jombohombos.

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Michael Steamweed · August 26, 2026

Oh dang! I've been readin' them in the wrong order all this time?!

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Sean Kinlin · August 26, 2026

It'll be a Tom Horbon coupon.

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Packy Anderson · August 26, 2026

Did Tom play for the '67 Morble Sheafs?

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JD Niemand · August 26, 2026

Hey there Hombojombos, out in the Canadian sun...

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æmbər · August 26, 2026

YOU CANT.

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Derek Hassell · August 26, 2026

Probably not a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon. That's probably just a US thing.

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Stewart MacWilliam · August 26, 2026

Bed Bath and Bankrupt?

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fizzlefist · August 26, 2026

Let’s be real, those Timmie’s coupons haven’t been worth the paper they’ve been printed on since American Vulture Capital took over decades ago.

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Devin Gates · August 26, 2026

Saudi now. Edit: I've been corrected. The business is held in Canada, and its majority shareholder is in Brazil.