There Will Be Pets
Yay is exercising a remarkable amount of self-control here
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But will *we* make great pets?
Clinton's hand seems to have a new camouflage function in the 4th panel.
I ship this
Carpet cleaning videos.
Clinton should manipulate Yay into doing a booty dance video. Just say say something along the line that they probably aren’t very good at it. Also, this is purely for my (ours..?) sake.
Yay might politely demur, arguing that "This booty could well destroy the world."
In Clinton's defence, in my experience, the so-called algorithms do a godawful job of showing me things I actually want to see.
Clinton needs to start hanging out at that AI nightclub. Maybe find himself a girlfriend.
He’s lying, it’s actually all cyborg pets and cute factory machinery
Now, I'm not the kind of person to ship two characters based off brief positive interactions (me when I lie) But...
Yes, videos about people with cool cyborg stuff, like for example the fancy new color-changing robot hand that Clinton is demonstrating for Yay in the final panel.
Maybe Yay can do some dance chellenges for Clinton?
We need Yay! to get jealous so we can see them do one of these dances.
It's how robots demonstrate superiority, and Yay is clearly superior to all other machines. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5275
Welp.
Scantily clad pets doing what now?
In my experience, most pets tend to be scantily clad.
Oh no... I ship em.
Bring on the cute pets! And in our very best homage to Elmyra Duff, "We will love them and hug them and squeeze them into itty-bitty-piecey-wieces!"
and some of this, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdHaNr0OAY
They need a copy of Hannelore's book https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1348
What the ever-loving fsck happened to Cute Overload? Now it's some kind of gen-AI landing page?!
🎶 When there's cute vids of pets, rapt attention begets. Time for more Yay!
I misread the title. I saw it as "There will be pests." And it fits!
YAY!
This is DEFINITELY sibling interaction. I have 9 siblings. I think I qualify as an expert. This is a true story about my family. My mother was trying to get me, my brother Bill, and I THINK Richard in for dinner. So... "Dave, come in... Oh, Jim, come in... BLAST IT! YOU!" She pointed at me... "Come in to supper. And bring your brothers in with you!"
🤣 That was common in both my husband's family of origin, as well as my mother's. In both cases, those parents got what they deserved, for giving their kids names that all started with the same letter.
While I wasn't looking, someone has started to put spackle over the cracks in the Crack Ship. I'm not sure if the Ship is able to sail with these types of repairs, but I am surprised by this turn of events.
If Yay really wants to watch legitimate pets, they should just watch all the travel videos in Alaska, Istanbul, and any bodega in New York City. Or cat, bunny, and deer islands in Japan. Heck, yesterday I saw four videos of a tour of a closed down lighthouse off the Oregon coast that was taken over by sea lions and either they were fighting each other or sliding down a long flight of stairs into the ocean.
1. Yay is they. 2. I'm imagining it's an HGTV show and the sea lions are rehabbing the lighthouse.
Cute pets operating factory machinery?
Cute pets doing dance challenges with their cyborg companions.
Yay is being exceedingly judgy
I wonder how they would respond if they encountered Roko's booty doing a TikTok challenge.
Do AIs have an equivalent of petplay? Do they roleplay as televisions or motorcycles?
Pintsize experimented with petplay once. I'd try to look up the strip but I'm sure BookBeard would beat me to it and my effort would be wasted.
Come on Yay, you know you've already downloaded all the cute pet pictures and videos on the entire internet. They'll be going through Clinton's feed like "Seen it. Seen it. Seen it. Already downloaded and running on a continuous loop in my head. Seen it. Seen it. Hacked their webcam and planted a sentient virus that monitors for funny pet moments. Seen it. Seen it. *continues for hours*" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4589
Surely they can't store all those pet media; they have to have some room for things like Sanctuary Moon.
No, the cute pet will ALWAYS be near the factory machinery. Why do you think it's called the FEED!
🤣 If laughing at that is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
Speaking of factory machinery, (If you have a delicate constitution you won't want to read the rest of this) I was in the wood shop in high school and one of my dumbass friends was using the band saw. A saw, I should point out, that was designed for cutting meat in slaughterhouses. Well he was cutting wood and bound up the blade. Rather than turn it off and crank it back a little, he decides to give it a chop with the meaty part of his palm. You see where this is going. The wood immediately gave way and the blade cut halfway through his palm. I was standing right next to him. I was covered in more of his blood than he was. Made the rest of the school day interesting.
That sounds....unpleasant
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We all know who is on Clinton's feed... Crushbot learned that they could make money cake-squashing (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4163) Edit: hurf-durf, I meant Clinton, not Elliot... forgive me, I am tired!
Mostly from Ray Smuckles, though.
Johnson, we need more cute pets to work the factory machinery!
Panel 3: "We can haz cute petz?"
Maybe the pets are operating the machinery. A bunch of cats with their own business making cat furniture, for instance.
Or as they call it, "Furniture. Made to be scratched."
oh i am Delighted by these two interacting
Their interaction is definitely interesting. Much less worrying since Yay is no longer at the DemiGod level. Their worrying tendency to make huge changes based on her interactions with Roko is not missed.
It gets old fast unlike cute animal videos they will always be awesome
Interesting factory machinery? 😅
Drill presses, injection molds, rivet guns, and the like.