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Flower Arranging
May 17, 2026

Flower Arranging

another good dog

Comments (72)

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Chris Warren · May 17, 2026

Roko better set Yay straight PDQ. This is making me sad.

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DragonKarma · May 17, 2026

“We abhor an insufficiently gilded lily” is one of the absolute phrases of all time.

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Maurice Kessler · May 17, 2026

Clinton is turning out to be The Marten Who Stayed. Well done, Clinton.

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enchantedsleeper · May 18, 2026

Kiiinda. He's still several oceans away from the patented Marten Levels™ of chill. He might get there in the next decade xD

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Man in Black · May 17, 2026

Yay is very articulate even when upset

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nerdy birdie · May 17, 2026

Cosmo was the first thing I noticed. 😌

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dcy665 . · May 17, 2026

When I write stories, the characters are pretty real during my writing. They each think, speak, and act differently than each other. So, that's good. You do manage to really convince us that all these characters are valid, and real. Good writing there, guy

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Carrie · May 17, 2026

Snooter dogs ftw! 💜🫶

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Timothy Roller · May 17, 2026

Insufficiency Gilded Lilly is the name of my new cover band.

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æmbər · May 17, 2026

honestly same @ yay in panel 4. I'm a journalist for a living and at my job my mantra is "why use six words when i have the entire dictionary available to me." somehow my readers like this??? except the ones that don't, ig

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Finvaara · May 17, 2026

Social junk is freaking hard. Much more difficult than military intelligence work ever was, and more difficult than technical support work.

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Vixandra · May 17, 2026

Yay is having a rough time- they slipped back into 'we' and when that realization hits, it might hurt.

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

They switched back a while ago, with a little encouragement from Roko. https://web.archive.org/web/20260410233942/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5736

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Yelling Bird · May 17, 2026

I find Yay quite charming. That probably says something about me and the people in my life...

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Joseph Bonnar · May 17, 2026

I'd argue it says a lot about the people in your life. You are good people, Yelling Bird.

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ValdVin · May 17, 2026

"You're really good at dramatic overcorrections, you know that?" "Well, I did take an elective in 'AP Hand Flourishing' while in the creche."

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Joseph Bonnar · May 17, 2026

BookBeard, I have a question. On Jeph's Questionable Content replacement landing page, there is a snippet of a strip showing Claire napping in Bubbles lap while Faye looks on. Can you find it?

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

Dunno. So far as I can recall, that never actually happened in the comic, and if it's a Patreon bonus strip I couldn't find it. Best guess, perhaps an alternate strip that Jeph decided to change? The art, particularly Claire's shirt color and hair floofiness, seem to place it around the time she started at CoD. https://web.archive.org/web/20260316201512/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4646 One other clue, the name of the image is terryparry․jpg. So... Terry Parry might know? Whoever the heck that is.

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Fart Captor · May 17, 2026

It's truly impressive how they don't have Cosmo fuzz all over that black shirt

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

Because Clinton is getting all the Cosmo snuggles, which you just *know* is driving Yay nuts.

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · May 17, 2026

I want a borzoi so bad.

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Skepticaemia · May 18, 2026

https://clothesinbooks.blogspot.com/2023/05/eurovision-saki-and-big-borzoi-everyone.html

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · May 17, 2026

I want a borzoi so bad

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BobC · May 17, 2026

For Yay, Flair is more than just the name of a pen.

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Ross TenEyck-McDowell · May 17, 2026

I am reminded that Yay is two years old. And yes, that's very different for an AI than a human, but still. Their vast surveillance capabilities have meant that their experience is very *wide* but it's still not very *deep.*

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

Probably three by now. And yeah, definitely lacking the experience required to develop people skills, especially since they spent almost all of those first two years avoiding human/ai contact.

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

You should trust Clinton on this one, Yay. He is something of an authority on the subject of bad first impressions. https://web.archive.org/web/20260312151110/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1902 Really, an absolute expert. https://web.archive.org/web/20260308162320/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2068 A veritable savant. https://web.archive.org/web/20260309092018/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5279

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Andrew · May 17, 2026

I love that this comment is long enough to get a “see more”

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Mad Marie · May 17, 2026

One does not simply "gild" a lily. One must first apprentice to a lily master for 3-5 years.

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Joseph Bonnar · May 17, 2026

Once THAT is done, the Lily Master will introduce you to the Lily Guild as one who is prepared to make his Master Lily Piece. Only when THAT is done are you allowed into the guild's great gilding guildhall. :)

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Mad Marie · May 17, 2026

You know what also abhors a vacuum? Most any dog.

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

Also Moray. https://web.archive.org/web/20260309092018/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5819

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Noah · May 17, 2026

New life goal: using “insufficiently gilded lily” in anger. What a great phrase.

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eddi_TBH · May 17, 2026

Yay hates being wrong. They hate being called on it. But they are aware that they do it.

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Diana · May 17, 2026

people say nature abhors a vacuum, but since most of the universe is a vacuum that doesn't make sense

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eddi_TBH · May 17, 2026

Left over from Greek atomist philosophy,

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CthonicBelletrist · May 17, 2026

Clinton is really putting it on faith that Yay even *subconsciously* realizes that they flubbed that interaction

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Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts · May 17, 2026

honestly i think they do, and they're frantically trying to rationalize it. Yay absolutely seeps insecurity from every pore, i hope they can develop some healthy self esteem, instead of going through life desperately assuring everyone how great they are forever (i trust in Jeph, he's great at character development, we just gotta let him cook)

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Bill Silvia · May 17, 2026

I love that he's managing to convey his criticisms in the form of compliments

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Sean Kinlin · May 17, 2026

I think it's more that Yay is stubbornly taking them as compliments, regardless of how they were intended.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · May 17, 2026

Good <strike>boi</strike> girl, Cosmo

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Bookbeard · May 17, 2026

*good girl

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Tannerbot · May 17, 2026

Yay is an absolute delight. I am getting Rarity vibes from her for sure. I wonder what accent Jeph writes them with.

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Jon · May 17, 2026

*whispers* “them”

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Chelsea · May 17, 2026

Sorry if I'm retreading old (or recently re-tread) ground here, but didn't Yay switch to use singular pronouns? Still they/them in third person, but I/me in first person, I thought?

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Jon · May 17, 2026

Briefly, yes. Roko encouraged them to keep using plural first person pronouns since it felt more natural to them (others are free to corroborate/correct me if neccessary)

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thelibrariancat · May 17, 2026

Hi Cosmo

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Tudza · May 17, 2026

I have gilded an Oreo and Girl Scout Tagalongs.

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ordith · May 17, 2026

Cosmo!

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Sammitch · May 17, 2026

Hi Cosmo

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Brendan Luster · May 17, 2026

sounds like a droopy flower

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voyager-ngc5195 · May 17, 2026

Eventually, Yay will develop empathy. Whether that will be before or after the heat death of the universe, is anyone's guess.

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Matthew Reiter · May 17, 2026

Definitely after.

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Zig Justice · May 17, 2026

Cosmo watface in panel 3 is *chef's kids*

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Mad Marie · May 17, 2026

I think that must be like "The cobbler's children have no shoes." e.g. "The chef's kids have easymac for dinner."

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Jason Wotzko · May 17, 2026

Domestic arrangements, Yay + Roko + Clinton please, it'd be an incredible sitcom

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Miyaa · May 17, 2026

Featuring Melon as that zany neighbor who’s also their landlord!

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Shawn K. Younkin · May 17, 2026

Clinton is already so done w/ Yay.

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Andrew · May 17, 2026

The burden of being The Listener.

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Andrew · May 17, 2026

Ok so Yay NEEDS to meet DoA Carla.

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Miyaa · May 17, 2026

I feel like at some point Clinton will get a chihuahua and Yay will be indignant about how they do not act in any way like that chihuahua.

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Joseph Bonnar · May 17, 2026

If that happens, Miyaa, I expect that the chihuahua will be mortified at being compared to Yay.

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Michael Steamweed · May 17, 2026

Cosmo: always a good boy. *wurfs

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Dale Nielsen · May 17, 2026

Cosmo: never a good boy. Always a good girl.

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Breadless Wonder · May 17, 2026

Love Cosmo's silent contribution to the conversation in the third frame

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Crawler00 · May 17, 2026

Snoot?

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Matt Grayson · May 17, 2026

You know, Yay, you used to DO stuff to justify that opinion of yourself…

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Bill Silvia · May 17, 2026

Are you advocating for their return to being a cyber-criminal?

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HikinBear · May 17, 2026

... are they going to be a couple? 🤔

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Stewart MacWilliam · May 17, 2026

Nope. Clinton is now their big brother.

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Nightmare in Black and Silver · May 17, 2026

Is this image really blurry for others? I can't tell if it is my device or not.

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Samel da Camel · May 17, 2026

Image is sharp for me, but could have been a cache/updating thing so maybe check again.