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The Listener
May 14, 2026

The Listener

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Comments (73)

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Guilherme Monteiro · May 15, 2026

Clinton is being real Marten-y right now. Props to him, hope he continues to be so level-headed and considerate.

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Josh · May 15, 2026

Jeph's "beat" panels are so friggin' good.

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Spell Craft · May 15, 2026

Character development for everyone!

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Davus Otho · May 15, 2026

Huh, Clinton's being chill. Although I wonder how much of that it driven by Yay being not chill. Like, "the responsible one" tends to be a role that gets passed around, to varying degrees of success

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Steve · May 15, 2026

It could be a result of his time with Elliot, too

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legobil · May 14, 2026

It fascinates me that “praise and approbation” is the sole fuel upon which Yay thrives. It is like their ridiculous self propelled Fusion Drive won’t work without someone acting (honest or not) like a sycophant in their presence.

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Ursus Ridens · May 14, 2026

I infer...uh, I suspect...um, I faintly sense...that Clinton has acquired some chill -- enough to deal with Their Yayness, anyway?

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Anthony Strickland · May 14, 2026

(Think my previous comment was eaten by the internet) It's nice to see Yay interacting with Clinton. They are, just about, the exact opposite of Elliot. I'm loving the possibilities.

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Stephen Wells · May 14, 2026

Patreon is now making us toggle the comment order between Recent and Top, so new comments will seem to have vanished unless Recent is selected. Or it could just be mynocks chewing on the power cables.

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Claudia D. · May 14, 2026

Well done, Clinton!

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askcheese · May 14, 2026

Does anyone else think a whiteboard with Yay's look from panel 5 would be a good thing to have on one's fridge?

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Stephen Wells · May 14, 2026

Roko feels a sudden, inexplicable surge of jealousy at the exact moment somebody who isn't her tells Yay that they are cool and mysterious and he wants to be friends with them :) it's probably a quantum effect.

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Kith penDragon · May 14, 2026

wow, Clinton rolling a nat 20 on that diplomacy check!

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Sparky · May 14, 2026

That wasn’t on my bingo card.

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Nulgar · May 14, 2026

Loving those framed pictures

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Anders Rapp · May 14, 2026

Yay is Donald Trump in panel 3. Wow!

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Claudia D. · May 14, 2026

Please, just don’t even…

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Stephen Wells · May 14, 2026

Lord knows to their surprise the only boy that could ever reach them was the son of Aurelia (plaintive guitar noises continue)

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Stephen Wells · May 14, 2026

I'm trying not to pastiche *the entire song* and it's very difficult, I have things to do and my brain has other priorities :)

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Jared · May 14, 2026

Clinton certainly feels like the right person to talk with Yay as he is now, although I suspect if he discovers what they really are he may go catatonic with giddy energy.

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Finvaara · May 14, 2026

I was not expecting this conversation to go this way IN this way, and I'm enjoying it so much!

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Chris Godsey · May 14, 2026

I like the implication that Yay has a difficulty slider. 😆

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Jim Feldman · May 14, 2026

The slider is there, but the value is hardcoded to 100

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Averagegatsby · May 14, 2026

dang this makes me want to reread from no1 cant wait for teh website to get back up and running

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Skepticaemia · May 14, 2026

You can on the Wayback machine. I decided to reread in case it went down again. I'm about 300 strips in again.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · May 14, 2026

Hmmm, Clinton might be getting the hang of this! Also, I love Yay's expression in panel 2!

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Stephen Wells · May 14, 2026

yay panel 2 versus yay panel 5 :)

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eddi_TBH · May 14, 2026

At last someone who can reach Yay.

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Bookbeard · May 14, 2026

And all it took to put a few cracks in Yay's emotional armor was living in a house full of mom vibes and pointy dogs. Who could have seen that coming? What's that you say? Everyone? That sounds about right.

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Michael Steamweed · May 14, 2026

Okay, Mr. Red Head, who are you, and what have you done with the real Clinton?? :O

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Bookbeard · May 14, 2026

Well played, Yay. Your "incredible act of altruism" failed and yet you talked your way into the praise and approbation from Clinton anyway. You wily trickster you... https://web.archive.org/web/20260227133011/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4919

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William Cole · May 14, 2026

I guess the threesome with Elliot is off the table now. (If it isn't, I don't want to hear about it either.)

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Charlotte Grubbs · May 14, 2026

Clinton is often straight forward to the point of bluntness, so it's impressive watching him thread the needle this carefully with Yay.

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Sean Kinlin · May 14, 2026

TBF, he tried sarcasm and it missed the mark utterly.

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Darren Franzen · May 14, 2026

And now the two days of sadness until we meet again… Yay would be the most powerful force for good on the planet if they would just hear more, speak less and grok that we’re all part suffering and part joy and that slider shifts in strange and sometimes confusing ways…even they are subject to the suffer/joy slider Witness this event and witness the return visit to Roko

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Miyaa · May 14, 2026

Next week: Steve watches the Eurovision finals, while eating cold crabs with Stanley Tucci.

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Elf Sternberg · May 14, 2026

Or a clone. (I just got back from a trip to Italy. There is a factory in Milan turning out Stanley Tucci clones, I'm telling you. So many.)

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Joseph Bonnar · May 14, 2026

Oh lord. The ship possibilities here and the ship names are priceless. Clinton + Yay. CLAY! Yay + Roko. Rokay! Yay + Clinton + Roko. Royalton. (Ok, that need work). Roko + Anh. Rokanh!

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Elf Sternberg · May 14, 2026

It's OK to be Rokay! I am Rokay with this. Everything's gonna be Rokay. (Seattlites only) "It's Rokanh, it's Rokanh, it's Rokahn!" "Ro-kaine!"

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Darnel D Cooper · May 14, 2026

Whoa. Props Clinton.

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Vilinda · May 14, 2026

I freaking love Clinton. Have since his debut.

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Slayer Anderson · May 14, 2026

Roko/Yay/Clinton OT3.

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William Cole · May 14, 2026

Roko did fantasize about his "human abs" once! I wonder how Clinton feels about bread.

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Miyaa · May 14, 2026

Clinton Augustus, AI P-sychiatrists.

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Mad Marie · May 14, 2026

Panel 4: what a great response

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Hugh Eckert · May 14, 2026

Clinton has found his chill.

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jonesnori · May 14, 2026

With Marten now in Cubetown, we needed some chill back home.

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Populuxe · May 14, 2026

“Could you turn down the difficulty slider a couple notches?” That is such a great line.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · May 14, 2026

Yes. I can imagine real life uses for this line. (It would, of course, have to be coupled with an affirmation that you're on the person's side, just as Clinton has done here.)

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Sean Kinlin · May 14, 2026

"...we are utterly unbothered... ...and we protest exactly the right amount."

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Yelling Bird · May 14, 2026

Ooh... the thought plickens...

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Sorastro · May 14, 2026

When your friend lends an ear, and you don't shed a tear That's... The wrong gag. Sorry.

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Matthew Reiter · May 14, 2026

That's a more Yay?

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Paul Britt · May 14, 2026

Exactly where are they living? I missed the point where they were living together.

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Johanne · May 14, 2026

Yay moved into Aurelia's house when they returned from being gone. Clinton moved into Aurelia's house when he broke up with Elliot.

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Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts · May 14, 2026

now i cant say i necessarily relate to Yay's SPECIFIC problems... but it's hard not to relate to their "traumatized feral 17-23 year old" vibes. i think we've all needed a panel 4 Clinton before

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Carl Fink · May 14, 2026

"traumatized feral 17-23 year old" you say? So ... Yay and Liz are the same.

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Sean Kinlin · May 14, 2026

"Okay, you're getting a bit more difficult again." "We said 'approbation', not 'opprobrium'!"

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Sleepy John · May 14, 2026

So, CLinton wasn’t even arrested and he’s on approbation?

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Sean Kinlin · May 14, 2026

Yay can be rather arresting, though.

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Yonatan Zunger · May 14, 2026

I love the way Clinton's grown over the years. He was kinda an insufferable jerk when he first showed up, and has developed into a really cool guy.

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Total Absolutism · May 14, 2026

I think many of us can relate. I look at my old self as a bit of an insufferable jerk even though I understand why I was like that!

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Andrew Diseker · May 14, 2026

That’s probably thesaurus Yay will be for a while…. I’ll see myself out.

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Summer · May 14, 2026

Little Clinton still has his hand at Mt. Fuji? I think that’s Mt. Fuji

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Dean Reilly · May 14, 2026

Well, it takes a long time for someone to jerk off so much that their hand falls off! 😂

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · May 14, 2026

Right fucking on clinton

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Alfonso Acosta · May 14, 2026

Yay’s difficult is just like Spinal Tap’s amps, goes all the way to 11.

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David Durant · May 14, 2026

Some kind of graph of Clinton's self confidence over time...

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ValdVin · May 14, 2026

Clinton's hair is growing longer. I think he's getting more cute with that look.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 14, 2026

Clinton: Doing It Right, Actually

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William Cole · May 14, 2026

He's come a long way! Or today is his day to possess the one iota of chill in the Augustus household.

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Brendan Luster · May 14, 2026

tell Yay they're pretty

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Sean Kinlin · May 14, 2026

Oh, so pretty, and witty, and gay!