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Disappearing Act
April 30, 2026

Disappearing Act

Emily never saw a red flag she didn't like

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Joseph Bonnar · May 2, 2026

People, an FYI. Jeph's account (questionable content net) was hacked, and for the forseeable future won't be available. As per his post on bluesky he will be posting on Patreon as usual and also here: https://www.jephjacques.com/comics

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jonesnori · May 2, 2026

Aw, fuck

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a clayote · May 2, 2026

Oh ok! How long ago did you have the urge to disappear into the sub-basement, Emily?

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CaseyAEC · May 2, 2026

I know Claire is awesome, that she would champion the mental health needs of others despite her job position or situation, she's frankly an inspiration in that regard. But the repeated idea that it is her professional responsibility to address the human cost of the disorganized nature of Cubetown. I'm a librarian, and there is a lot of baggage around the *level* of service we provide. Librarians are often the first point of contact for people in need, and thus, some of us, feel the urge to answer all those needs, even when what some folks need is mental health support, legal support, and other areas that we are (generally) are qualified to address. It's complicated, and honestly makes her situation pretty realistic. But it shouldn't be her job to make certain the people who work for Cubetown are safe. She's an information scientist.

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Joseph Bonnar · May 1, 2026

Could somebody verify if the Questionable content website is down?

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KiTA · May 1, 2026

Yeah it's 404 here. Probably the website host having a bad day or something. I'd wait a bit and try again.

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Prettydragoon · April 30, 2026

How perfectly timely for May Day!

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Sean Kinlin · May 2, 2026

Although it would also be appropriate if May were in the comic.

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Miyaa · April 30, 2026

Next week: Steve helps a crazed rabbit get to his court appointed therapist for his trix treatment while enjoying a bowl of Cookie Crisp cereal.

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Joe · May 1, 2026

meanwhile, the rabbit keeps rattling on about how late he is for a very important date ...

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Doug DeJulio · April 30, 2026

You have my permission to make the rest of the comic just be conversations between these two for the rest of all time forever.

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legobil · May 1, 2026

They are just goof squared, or cubed!

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Ben R · April 30, 2026

I don't know that Moray ever stood a chance with Liz, no matter what she did.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · May 1, 2026

You are probably correct.

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Sparky · April 30, 2026

Emily is adjusted. Is Liz caffeinated? Does Emily have an instrument she plays?

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Joseph Bonnar · April 30, 2026

The theramin, I think.

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Shane Wegner · April 30, 2026

As an adult, I think Dr Liz also has _some_ agency/responsibility for this outcome.

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enchantedsleeper · April 30, 2026

Moray has definitely gone the "it was ALL MY FAULT" route even though she made several attempts to reach out to Liz but was rebuffed. I also understand why Liz did that, thanks to the state of mind she was in, but Moray *was* trying. She feels the heaviest responsibility because she was the only one actually in the position of trying to oversee Cubetown's people (or sorry, sentient resources? xD) and so it was her job. But as Claire pointed out right at the beginning, Moray was hardly set up for success there. Unfortunately I worry that Claire has been so bogged down with wrangling Cubetown's ~everything that she hasn't been able to make progress with giving Moray a more focused role that plays to her strengths. Maybe that's what Emily will do.

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · April 30, 2026

Fleeing into the sub basement is for utter bitches.

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Eric Christian Berg · April 30, 2026

I shudder to think what Emily would emerge with after two years in focused isolation.

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Allan Widner · May 2, 2026

The cardigan that ate New York.

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Yelling Bird · April 30, 2026

Cut to Emily in a sub-basement hissing like an angry opossum...

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Brooks Moses · April 30, 2026

I can see that happening, yes. But only because she has discovered the Thing That Ran Over Marten's Foot down there, and is now in a cheerful territorial dispute with it.

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Bookbeard · April 30, 2026

When you allay her fear That you might disappear That's A Moray!

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Qixotic · April 30, 2026

The winner and still champion…

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Joseph Bonnar · April 30, 2026

I'm enjoying this; I'm wondering where it will go, and I just realized something of critical importance: MY TEA IS WAITING!

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Thunder · April 30, 2026

She has, however, seen quite a few yellow flags that she didn't like. Mostly because of ambiguity.

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Skepticaemia · April 30, 2026

Vaccines prevent those plague flags.

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Hugh Eckert · April 30, 2026

Emily logic. Emilogic.

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Stewart MacWilliam · April 30, 2026

Well then where DID you disappear to for the last few years?

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Joseph Bonnar · April 30, 2026

I understand Emily was in Australia, trying to negotiate a peace between the army and emu forces under Princess Squawkalot.

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BobC · April 30, 2026

My brain keeps bouncing between Emily and Anh. None of my wordplay comments make sense!

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Joseph Bonnar · April 30, 2026

A ship that defies logic... Emanhuel!

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Green · April 30, 2026

"Emily never saw a red flag she didn't like" That is an Incredible sentence

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Miyaa · April 30, 2026

When you show your red flag, but she thinks you are rad …that’s a Moray!

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Shannon Woodbury · April 30, 2026

When she sees all the signs, But she just doesnt mind that's A Moray....

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Sean Kinlin · April 30, 2026

🎵 When she drives everyone Down to sub-basement 1 That's a Moray!

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ValdVin · April 30, 2026

For anyone else who got the bonus word in Squaredle today: https://imgur.com/a/Td6XKfA

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Captain Button · April 30, 2026

So she's going to spend two years in an attic?

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Michael Steamweed · April 30, 2026

How Victorian!

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Alfonso Acosta · April 30, 2026

It’s a little known fact that Emily actually collects red flags as a hobby.

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Stewart MacWilliam · April 30, 2026

Andre has a red flag Chiang Ching's is blue They all have hills to fly them on Except for Lin Tai Yu

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Nikki · April 30, 2026

What if I've been wanting to disappear into a basement for two years?

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Joseph Bonnar · April 30, 2026

Just don't try OUR basement. It's infested with something worse than house centipedes: TEENAGERS!

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Eric Sieck · April 30, 2026

I'm so glad Emily is back

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Stewart MacWilliam · April 30, 2026

Likewise!

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Andrew Denton · April 30, 2026

As it was written, "When you view the world through rose-coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

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Wednesday · April 30, 2026

Which honestly doesn’t bear out from behind this pair of FL-41 lenses I’m wearing, but it sure does make it harder to nail down which shade of red.

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Matt Grayson · April 30, 2026

She’s doing great … SO FAP?

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Jay · April 30, 2026

you may have been betrayed by the email embed

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ValdVin · April 30, 2026

Emily may be hired simply to give Moray pep talks before future interviews.

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Michael Steamweed · April 30, 2026

I, for one, could use an emotional-support Emily.