Moray Comes Clean
when Momray said "Cubetown messes up sometimes" she specifically meant Mooby
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Don't worry, Moray. To abhor a vacuum is perfectly natural.
[sound of wet balloon getting sucked into a PVC pipe]
I guess the vacuum phobia is why she's the "bucketkeeper" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4848
You've reminded me that we *STILL* haven't learned what Claire's resume font is, or what's her favorite font. Inquiring minds want to know!
Moooooobyyyyyyyyy
Kinda shitty of Moray to blow up Liz’s spot tbh
Moray really needs to learn about privacy.
Yes, but also consider that Moray blames herself for Liz's situation. And there is no way she'd explain her ef-up w/o telling Liz's side of story as well.
"This is life. Not heaven you don't have to be perfect."
“Usually in life there’s a thing you have to sign, I’ve found.” Never change, Emily
the perfect statement of life ...
🫶🤘🙂🤘
*not going to stoop to the "getting caught in a vacuum would suck" bad pun. [dammit]
Glad you didn't do that.
Reason to Love Emily #733: She says "Oh dear." without irony.
I'm wondering if the Director deliberately created Moray X-21 with less predefined knowledge than other Morays, basically to see what would develop. She has the potential to be as capable as the Director (mixed bag, apparently) but wasn't pre-seeded with their knowledge or personality. IOW, she's probably an experiment herself. And I think if she figures it out, she'll be thrilled.
So she has her "learning mode" dipswitch set to "ON", like in that deleted scene from "Terminator 2"?
She shouldn't talk about Liz's personal business
Yep. The future reprimand from Marten is gonna hurt even more now.
Moray needs to learn not to out people's personal problems, especially in a professional context.
Yeah. I'm hoping Emily knows better than to bring this convo up with Liz, but she's Emily, so...probably not.
Does Nature abhor true vacuums, or only false ones?
Wait... Are you saying Moray was dirty?
Is there a reason unpaid members are getting these early updates as well?
I think Patreon may have fiddled with the switches again.
When the vacuum is true And existence is through That's a _____
That's... no more, eh?
Marten’s ability to befriend even the most unbefriendable people is a legit superpower.
Not just befriend but have them actively seek him out. Emily is hardly "unbefriendable" but was the cause of Marten saying "Oh lord, we've adopted another one." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298
It's only *accidentally* nucleating a bubble of true vacuum that Emily considers a mistake. If it's on purpose she's all for it. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4138
I imagine Moray starts yapping like a chihuahua when Evan has to use the Dyson sphere vacuum.
When your faults you confess And vacuums cause you stress That's A Moray!
I claim this is Rick-rolling since you never gonna let give "That's A Moray" up
The best thing — possibly the only good thing — about accidentally nucleating a bubble of true vacuum is that reality won't continue to exist long enough for anyone to give you crap about it.
Title is very double entendre … I like CubeTown.
So Mooby's a bit of a dick sometimes.
Well played!
Moray comes clean, but not with a vacuum, apparently
Maybe it did happen, and we are the result of the new universe! I want a refund! This reality sucks!
Maybe you should try our latest bubble of true vacuum *immediately ceases to exist*
THAT'S why dogs don't like vacuums.
I’m not surprised Emily has found her kind of people.
Nice collection of Moobyfaces, and it's really topped off with that finger-tapping thing worried people do.
Yes, that *would* be a big mistake.
When the hoover turns on, And you're suddenly gone, that's a Moray
No, it's be "that's a Moraayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"But nucleation sure is fun!"
"Comes clean" - I see what you did there, Jeph.
Whoops did a vacuum decay. Oopsie Daisy
viscous coupling
When you admit your mistakes but not nucleate that’s a Moray?
Well, now I want to see a dyson dust collector filled with greenish goop and moray's eyes
This is actually how they collected together the globs of the Moray who got splatted by a shipping container.
If they ever did nucleate a true vacuum bubble, we're all getting caught in that filter.
Well, as bad as all that is, at least we can be assured that it wasn’t as bad as nucleating a bubble of true vacuum.
The good news is that if someone actually accomplished that, we'd never know - we would go straight from everything is normal to ceasing to exist.
Poor Mooby.
That sounds messy.
Actually cleanest thing ever not a speck of dust dirt.... Atoms.... Anything
It's only a phobia if it's unreasonable.