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Planet of the Apes (1968) (1 of 2)
February 20, 2023

Planet of the Apes (1968)

ITS A MADHOUSE as the ActionBoyz discuss Planet of the Apes.

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Kagiyo · April 10, 2023

I never noticed the Leslie Nielsen of it all until y’all mentioned it and then my brain immediately went to Forbidden Planet (1956) in which Leslie is basically as skeezy as Taylor when he teaches a child/animal-like woman to love. Both gross and both great movies! Though PoTA is more self aware imo (probably bc of the excellent source material).

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Sh'boom Sh'boom · February 24, 2023

I loved this. However: you guys missed the absolute best part of Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off, which is when McClure/Taylor first says something and the apes gasp and its like: Apes: “He can talk! He can talk, he can talk , he can talk, he can talk—“ McClure, chest thrust out heroically: “I can SIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!”

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Thats_Mint · February 24, 2023

The Cheesecake Factory calorie game was RIVETING!

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Kira C · February 23, 2023

The ending of this movie still hits! Got sucked into a Twilight Zone marathon after I rewatched this.

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Kyle Daly · February 22, 2023

I don’t even know how Rodgers managed to nail the impression of Zaius talking through the facial prosthetic. Must have been talking through an ABZ-branded dental dam.

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Brando · February 22, 2023

I’m convinced that the same laugh track was used for Taylor and the gang finding the watering hole, and Charlie and Grandpa on that fizzy lifting drank 🫧

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collinfisher · February 22, 2023

Loved the Foucault reference, Stanger!

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Jonnykillsaw · February 22, 2023

I vote, that if the Boyz ever forget to talk about something they feel is very important to the episode, they add 20 minutes or so to that subject

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Dustin · February 21, 2023

Man Rodgers’s impression of Lucious is also a dead on impression of Moranis in Ghostbusters

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John Blood · February 23, 2023

There's some John Conner in there too.

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Jeff · February 21, 2023

Danny Elfman is probably the only guy I can recognize when I hear his score in a movie. Just looked him up and married to Bridget Fonda. Not too shabby.

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Keith Jarrett · February 21, 2023

I love a good apology from Stanger

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Dan Skisak · February 21, 2023

Celery juice was brought up on last week's Ask Ronna episode. Bryan said he used to do celery juice diet and Ronna said it was "appalling and revolting" and "not enough celery in the world for that diet".

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Boer Waugh · February 21, 2023

What's a better New York movie, The French Connection or Planet of the Apes?

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Eddie Arafat · February 21, 2023

Blaming the creation of smart humans on Galen is a lot like the story of Yakub

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Bill Devine · February 21, 2023

I showed Dr. Zaius MY planet of the apes, we shared beautiful kisses. Simpatico..

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Bob Brown · February 21, 2023

Always loved Heston showing up in Wayne’s World 2 https://youtu.be/6eWsFFQP0gA

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Paul · February 21, 2023

Simpsons: https://youtu.be/JlmzUEQxOvA

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Michael Pemulis · February 21, 2023

Will Penny (1968) is another good Heston movie. Donald Pleasance shows up, playing a deranged preacher, along with Bruce Dern, Lee Majors and Ben Johnson. And Joan Hackett's character openly remarks how bad Heston's character stinks. So the apes knew what they were talking about.

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Will See · February 21, 2023

HELL YEAH

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Dustin · February 21, 2023

I knew a kid really into martial arts. He was like a 4th degree black belt by the time he was in high school and he kept it up so that he learned weapons and stuff. He had a wall of sai and nunchucks and all his belts on display. He had tapes of him at tournaments doing katas and sparring, real San Fernando All-Valley vibes. It was pretty wild and he took it super seriously. I know in college he had a drunken brawl and hospitalized a guy.

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John Blood · February 21, 2023

Did he once beat up some kids at a ski resort?

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Boer Waugh · February 20, 2023

If you want a complete history behind The Simpsons' Planet of the Apes musical you need to read The Vulture article about it, it's so good.

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clams · February 20, 2023

https://www.desertislandbrooklyn.com/smoke-signal The Johnny Ryan cover is the fourth issue.

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Eugenio Triana · February 20, 2023

The Gabriel Hardman apes comics are worth checking out

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Jack McReynolds · February 20, 2023

I almost got my brother to believe that Planet of the Apes was actually just a wild remake of Inherit the Wind.

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John Blood · February 20, 2023

It's not?

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Prowsy · February 20, 2023

The Stanger apology starting an episode is always exciting

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John Blood · February 20, 2023

Dr Doolittle Shadow Wolves?

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Adam Lewis · February 20, 2023

https://youtu.be/tHK18m3Tk0c

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Jeff · February 20, 2023

Mark Davis got a new haircut since the record. He’s bald now. https://blacksportsonline.com/2023/02/raiders-owner-mark-davis-goes-viral-over-his-new-bald-look/2/

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bloodflart · February 20, 2023

Kingpin ass lookin ass

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Bluvbot · February 20, 2023

Going through the Planet of the Apes Musical from "A Fish Called Selma" lyric for lyric before even getting into the movie = class act. Great job, fellas.

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John Blood · February 20, 2023

Rodger's steamrolling Gabrus to go into great detail on the Simpsons is the most ABZ shit ever.

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Dustin · February 20, 2023

I loved those marathon days where TCM played all the movies in a row. Conquest is probably my favorite along with this movie. Surprising that a bunch of movies from the 60s and 70s could hold the attention of a ten year old Dustin.

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James Mclaughlin · February 20, 2023

I dig those sequels as well. I think Escape from is amazing.

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Dave McM · February 20, 2023

Err…ok, I thought the politics were animal rights…I must be the reason films have dumbed down. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Sh'boom Sh'boom · February 24, 2023

It can be two things

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Adam Lewis · February 20, 2023

Naming the doctor “Galen” Is the sort of joke that modern screenwriters couldn’t make or couldn’t resist wasting 10 pages explaining.

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MB · February 20, 2023

This is my favorite movie. I love it both genuinely and ironically.

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John Blood · February 20, 2023

For real. It is a really good movie. Yet somehow also a "so bad it's good" movie. Me and my crew of JanitorZ had a blast watching this.

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Scott Ferris · February 20, 2023

"Can i play the piano anymore?" "Of course you can!" "Well i couldn't before!"

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John Blood · February 20, 2023

I love you Dr Zaius!

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Adam Lane · February 20, 2023

'Playmate of the Apes' Shadow Wolves?

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · February 20, 2023

Apology accepted, buddy.

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John Blood · February 20, 2023

I hadnt seen this since I was a kid. I was really surprised how well it held up. Did anyone else think the lady ape was kinda hot?

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bloodflart · February 20, 2023

Yeah probably Stanger

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Tom Meehan · February 20, 2023

I can’t believe they didn’t mention John Chambers was in the CIA and was the inspiration for John Goodman’s character in Argo. Edit: oh wait I kept listening, they do get to it