Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
It's here...the last movie of 2018's Nijavember and what would entire month dedicated to ninja movies be without the teenage, mutant variety. You guest it ActionBabyz, this week's movie is TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. You're in for a wild ride this episode, Stanger makes a point to tease a C- story that he unceremoniously tells at the end of the show. Porn plays a major role in the show again. Gabrus is certain that the Ninja Turtle, Donatello has a huge cock. Do the Boyz think Kevin Clash gave meth to some of the younger cast members? You're gonna have to listen. COWABUNGA DUDES!!!
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Ranizizi is the 4th character
Puerto Ricans shout out!
Hell yeah
The only thing safe... would be the trees!
When the Action Boyz collectively realize they have all been verbally abused by their fathers...⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
There will be riots if Stanger Gorgon or Stanger Bot (insert arbitrary year) disappear. That said, just to make the room a little more uncomfortable during that bit, could be time to add another character to the menu, like Stanger Gigolo, Stanger Time Traveler, or Steve “Mildly Racist” Stanger.
Subscribed to the pod to hear Ben and Jon’s (big fan from HH and HMC and CBB) take on the Turtles, was not disappointed!
Great episode! I had no idea that Splinter's mutation wasn't caused by the ooze, but rather by a prostitute he had sex while he was still a rat.
Hilarious ep! Was laughing my ass off at the bus stop. I loved ninja turtles growing up and know every inch of this movie and the sequel and this episode did not disappoint.
It took me 20 years of watching this movie to catch the following joke: When The Foot confronts April in the subway, the guy who slaps her says (with a clearly ADR'd terrible Japanese accent) "We've been waiting for you Ms. O'Neil." To which April responds 'What? Am I late on my Sony payments again?' She picked out a Japanese accent from a bug eye'd ninja gang and connected it to Japanese owned tech company. I mourn the Gabrus bit that never was.
I missed that joke as well but I was pretty confused as to what Sony payments were actually supposed to be. Did she finance her walkman?
I learned that whole T-U-R-T-L-E POWER rap song when I was 9. I thought I was so cool.
One of the best eps ever. Never get rid of the Stangerverse
I know you weirdos think the cartoon April is hotter than the real life actress that plays her but those gams on Judith Hoag have always held power over me man.
Genuinely laughed multiple times at those crazy Gorgon antics
Not only is Stangerbot/gorgon one of the best bits, but the stupid Halloween bit makes it funnier. It shouldn't, but it does. If Rodgers is tired of the Stanger Gang, maybe another brave hero can tell us who made each movie?
Stangerbot/Gorgon or GTFO
The Spider-Man comic book story produced such a visceral reaction from me
Of all the craziness around the Splinter/Shredder drama, one of the most insane parts is that Shredder murders two people, gets attacked by a rat and gets permanently mutilated, and then ONLY cuts the rat's ear off but lets him live.
Yes the suits were an absolute nightmare . The actors had to be glued in and they lost 5 pounds before lunch because it was so hot.
i overheard someone in my sauna comparing wearing those suits to sitting in a sauna
Taylor and I both got permission from our manager at the Montana rendering plant to fly into LA for a live ep. Once you get a head count, we can even bring some of the mocktails we make out of our janitor chems like Joaquin in The Master (we love movies!)!
Yeah I’m one of the two people Stanger can pull in for a live show
I'm not exactly sure why, but I do love the Stangergorgon and Stangerbot bits. But if you guys wanted to replace it by say, having Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paul Keirsey, Dar etc. drop by every so often I wouldn't be mad at that.
poor Gorgon
this combo is so impressive <a href="https://i.imgur.com/ru2BytS.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/ru2BytS.gif</a>
HEY do Universal Soldier. ALL OF THEM.
Kuffs loved it! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjwFVkAYZts" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjwFVkAYZts</a>
I feel as though Gabrus and Rodgers' relationship with Stanger Gorgon has soured.