Five Element Ninjas (1982)
Ninjavember ninjas on...5 ELEMENT NINJAS is the ActionBoyz offering this week. Woah baby! You want ninjas? You got em. You want bad wigs and weird fake sideburns? You got em. You want one shitty voice actor cartoonishly doing most of the character's voices. You got him. This movie scratches a lot of ninja itches. If you have ninja crabs,the Boyz have you covered with this one. And If something horrible happens, the Boyz will avegenge your death - even if you're not dead yet!
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Kind of embarrassed but I'm concerned that the Ninjavember theme song is the new permanent song. Can the boyz confirm/deny?
Hell yeah
Never heard of this movie until this show, watched on Amazon, it’s awesome
As a big Shaw Brothers fan, I really loved the moment in the podcast when you guys pointed out how they reuse costumes and sets a lot. But you forgot to mention how every movie ends in a freeze-frame, too!
Can't believe the gang is going to close out ninjavember by watching the entire Jackie Chan animated series, bold move.
PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!
One of the cinemas in Minneapolis had original 35mm prints of 36 Chambers and kid w Golden arm so Seth and I went. Golden arm was so good I watched it the next day on Amazon and the subtitles were WAY different
Can’t wait for Imaginuary
Shadow wolves better not be them crying while discussing where they imagined their careers would be at by now, i don't have an industrial barrel of lube ready for such erotica.
"You piss in your wetsuit to feel warm, you cum in your wetsuit to feel alive." -Jon "John" Gabrus
The idea of an evil Rodgers Bot has definitely piqued my interest
Come for NinjaVember, stay for Christian Slater foot fetish movie spinoffs.
Cuck Boyz need to do "Coming Home"!
Ho-ly shit. This is inspired.
Do Three Ninjas next
I wish, not happening
Stangerbot's stand up routine is edgy as fuck.
I agree, had me edging myself.
1982? Gabrus’ birth year!?!?