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December 22, 2025

Gremlins (1984)

The boyz discuss Gremlins.

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Brad Russell · September 8, 2026

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Brennan Wibbels · May 3, 2026

Listening to the trading card discussion, I was thinking of some of the ones that I had. I know I had a bunch of James Bond cards (I think it was basically everything from Dr. No up through GoldenEye), Batman Returns, Alien 3, Terminator 2, The Shadow, and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (where some of the cards featured shots from scenes that were cut from the movie).

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Mina Khalil · December 30, 2025

I had the “Ferngully: The Last Rainforest” card set. They were cheap and bad!

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Tom Devine · December 30, 2025

I got “The Shadow” cards from 1994, it’s a high quality Topps. My LCS has a ton of old new stock of these types of cards for a buck a piece. I scoop one up from time to time.

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Jonny · December 28, 2025

I used to collect 9/11 cards, but I can't find my holographic rannazzisi.

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Columbofan69 · December 27, 2025

Just discovered I have what has to be a whole set of Last Action Hero cards.

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Christopher Davis · December 26, 2025

Heard a story of Nancy Reagan sharing a tip with Sinatra to eat an apple, wait a bit then throw it up to coat his throat before performances. Now they've got appling AND grapefruiting techniques.

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Nick Taylor · December 26, 2025

Bravo boyz. A great listen. My wife eavesdropped for a bit and chuckled. 🙏🏾

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Swimfan69 · January 4, 2026

Oh yeah, my wife did too, and my kids and the Nobel peace price people that happened to be at my door at the time with my prize

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Degrassi Knoll · December 25, 2025

It's been a while since I last watched- this time around I couldn't help but think: is snow made of water?

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From Parts Unknown · December 24, 2025

My dad caught my brother and I shoplifting some Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey trading cards once. He made us go back in and fess up to the teen cashier who just let us keep them.

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Phil Brock · December 24, 2025

I still have a few Batman cards, a few Addams Family cards, I'm pretty sure my brothers and I had Street Fighter movie cards. Related to Sportstember but Topps made a few official Major League cards a couple of years ago. I have the Jake Taylor. At my local card shop they have a Wild Thing but it's like $90 and it's not even signed by Charlie Sheen(which you CAN find).

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james chow · December 24, 2025

I was obsessed with the T2 trading cards as a kid

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james chow · December 24, 2025

can't wait to hear the boyz talk about Seagal's new movie Order of the Dragon: The Return of the Legend if it actually comes

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Jack McReynolds · December 24, 2025

I don't know if my Mom still held on to it, but as a kid I got a whole mess of G.I. Joe trading cards. Hopefully they're still in a binder somewhere. I'm shocked I never paid attention to the voice cast of Gremlins until this latest watch. Frank Welker, Peter Cullen and Michael Winslow.

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Oldmancoyoteface · December 24, 2025

My kids were so terrified of this movie when they were younger. I think it’s the tone of it honestly. There’s others too that just something about them really got to them. Of course I clockwork oranged them and forced them to watch.

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Liz Thompson · December 23, 2025

Omfg Mr Gameshow is so scary 🤣 my old roommates and I (in our 20’s) would hide a Cookie Monster toy we found in each other’s rooms or the fridge etc and try to scare each other. We’d tape a knife to his hand and leave him in their bed blankets. One time I opened the door to my room and he was hanging from a noose with a suicide note taped to his hand with “LIZ” written on the outside of it 🤣 I think I let him hang there for a while, maybe I took him down when I thought I’d get laid or something. Didn’t want to look too crazy 😏😅

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Sean Hutchinson · December 23, 2025

Holy shit the live reaction to Mr. Gameshow… 🤣

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Alex Dalir · December 23, 2025

Has anyone else connected this podcast and Wazey Waynes from The Chair Company? I feel like Mike Santini explaining why I’m laughing to my wife

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william o'connor · December 24, 2025

Are they saying this stuff to each other?

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Darryl Bowen · December 23, 2025

I was just visiting San Francisco and there were those Waymu taxis everywhere. I asked someone getting out of one how they liked and and seemed to enjoy it. Those self cleaning restrooms are so annoying. We were at Twin Peaks in San Fran to watch the sunset and there were two there. Line was thirty people deep and had to wait forever because of its cleaning process between people I love Gremlins but was ten when two came out, saw in theaters and recall not liking it because of how different it was. Later I got it and loved it.

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forevermonkey · December 23, 2025

"...Carl Barks." "He's the dog communist?" Surprised myself at how hard I laughed at this

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Joey Patchan · December 23, 2025

My submission for most obscure property to get a trading card set: 1997’s the Rocketeer.

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Justin Robinson · December 23, 2025

1987 Topps baseball were famous for the wood grain border.

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Lee Ellis · December 23, 2025

Glynn turman audtioned for han solo pretty sure

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HoosierGiczewski · December 23, 2025

Got me a complete set of Harry and the Henderson cards.

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TheDemonKane · December 23, 2025

What’s up with the youth

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David Bauer · December 23, 2025

The bar scene was hilarious, and it contained a Peter Gabriel song I never knew existed called "Out Out".

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Lee Ellis · December 23, 2025

Now is the time you watch space monkeys on tubi

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Shaun Anderson · December 23, 2025

Nobody talks about how good Stanger’s drunk impressions are!!

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Daryl sakimae · December 23, 2025

https://www.ebay.com/itm/325126550999 Here you go boyz

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PatrickKilbrogan · December 22, 2025

Thanks for the episode Boyz, really made me laugh. Hope you’re all safe with these storms and floods and evacuations. Merry Christmas !

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Erik Kang · December 22, 2025

I was just watching this old computer TV show and they bring up Mr. Game Show as a new hot toy. At 23:30 - https://youtu.be/bWXLDfbmpU8?si=WFz_QIpchsqNH2B_&t=1416

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Throat GOAT Nancy · December 22, 2025

‘Let me get a little bit of that Mech-a-Neck, sweetheart’ HAHAHAHA

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Liz Thompson · December 22, 2025

Such a fun episode, thanks for making me laugh out loud several times today 💙🎄

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Rory Lucey · December 22, 2025

My brother sent me a pack of “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” cards a few years ago and it’s not exactly a movie I would associate with trading cards. One card from the end of the film is just a bunch of dudes with rifles titled “National Guard alert!”

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Lando Mo · December 22, 2025

I remember the DVD has a deleted scene with Judge Reinhold in the bank vault that sort of fills in some backstory, but yeah, that whole plotline is dropped so fast

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Jesse Glaspey · December 22, 2025

Whole bit about Masters of the Universe and no Gwildor mention? Historic!

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Liz Thompson · December 22, 2025

There was a Gwildor tease in the literal first second of the podcast

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Jon Smith · December 22, 2025

JD’s Revenge is great young Glynn Turman, Cooley High probably the best

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Adam Lewis · December 23, 2025

I think he was also in a segment of the 80s Twilight Zone with Danny Kaye of all people.

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Dar and Gwildor Krishna · December 22, 2025

I'm an ABZ listener so already that makes me a fucking dork. But I am a trailer music producer and publisher in my day job so I sit around listening to music all day and needed something to do with my hands so I started buying UFC trading cards. Then I got into basketball because I was chasing Zach Edey and Caitlin Clark cards. My son started enjoying opening packs and we found they had Dune (2024) cards at GameStop so we've been opening a ton of those. Chris Walken has an auto in the set so I'm chasing one of those. But my son has pulled 3 fucking David Dastmalchian (Piter De Vries) autos. I'm also on the hunt for an Aliens Anthology Bill Paxton auto card.

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Dar and Gwildor Krishna · December 22, 2025

No When I was in the Marine Corps, I brought my Empire strikes back sheet with me onto an aircraft carrier that I had to live on for six months and that was my blanket on my bed and I didn't get a code red shockingly

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Adam Lewis · December 22, 2025

Happy holidays and merry Christmas as applicable, janitors. 🎄🎅🏻

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Scott Blacula · December 22, 2025

Not necessarily a weird film for a trading card set, but I do have an E.T. set released by a UK-based cereal company called Weetabix. In the eighties, they ran a campaign that featured four cartoon biscuits, one of which was decked out in Doc Martens and a football scarf. So essentially, each one of these cards has a bootboy/hooligan biscuit taking up a huge chunk of the bottom left corner of each card. It doesn't fit the theme of the film at all, but I wouldn't trade them for anything.

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DrStrangepork · December 22, 2025

I saw this in the theater as a child. It was my first time sitting next to a stranger at the theater (he looked like a punk from a Cannon Film) and I was a bit scared. During the bar scene when they cut to the flasher Gremlin, we both looked at each other and laughed quite loud. One of the those weird moments that I won't forget.

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evan · December 23, 2025

Holy shit, maybe you sat next to the Giggler. Would Charles Bronson have already killed him by that point?

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munrets · December 22, 2025

I also (still) got hung up on the no-feeding-after-midnight rule because "every moment is after the previous midnight" so really when was it safe to feed them?

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munrets · December 22, 2025

I had Mork and Mindy cards

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Dan Skisak · December 22, 2025

Saw this for the first time last week. Dont know why I didn't see it growing up. Ramona Slick brought a print to music box theater for their latest production of Rated Q where they pick a movie and do an amazing drag performance before showing the movie. Ramona was Greta, it was incredible. Check out her Instagram for pics, also ratedq .musicboxtheatre on insta for more pics.

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Sluderesque · December 22, 2025

Pet Bourgeoisie vs. ProLeashTariat

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Dan · December 22, 2025

Call it whatever you like, it’s all just an Olibarky.

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Jack Lumber · December 22, 2025

The sleigh behind the dad at the invention convention is the H. G. Wells The Time Machine and when they cut back to him on the phone it’s gone like it just went through time 😂

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Gino Filino’s Beret Brigade · December 22, 2025

Holy shit I had to look up Tigersharks. Honestly don’t remember it, and I watched all that garbage.

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Vic · December 22, 2025

Inventor dad genre

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Gordon Sheldon · December 22, 2025

Was not expecting a Sloop John B reference. What a pull.

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Bluvbot · December 22, 2025

Home run episode for one of my favorite films of all time. Can’t wait till the boys do Gremlins 2 for a future Xmas.

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Justin Robinson · December 22, 2025

Gremlins came out when I was 6. I remember my folks worrying i was gonna have nightmares about it afterwards, but I was pretty obsessed with it. I had a stuffed Gizmo, this bendable rubber Stripe, but my absolute favorite Gremlins merch was the Hardees read-a-long record books. They were the size of a 7 inch. Really great painted art in the books and i wore those records out.

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munrets · December 22, 2025

I went to a birthday party when I was 8 or so and the plan was the go see Gremlins. However, one of the other kids' father said it would be too scary for him, so we never ended up going. I'm still bitter.

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Adam Kronfeld · December 22, 2025

"Deng Xiopeng died" is such a deep cut and I'm so disproportionately proud that I anticipated Gabrus dropping it right before he did

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Alex Shannon · December 22, 2025

Also you guys should cover "The Beast" Jason Patric is a Soviet tanker and Steven Bauer plays a member of the mujahideen.

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Jim · December 22, 2025

GREAT MOVIE. At least I remember it as such when I watched it 35 years ago.

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Alex Shannon · December 22, 2025

Hammered that download button when I saw the title. Can't wait to hear commentary on the Phoebe Cates chimney aside.

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Trash Rat · December 22, 2025

Get the sheets you want. I put a squirt blanket down on my Jurassic Park sheets after she didn't warn me the first time.

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Nathan Samuelian · December 22, 2025

When I was a kid, I kind of wanted to develop a smoking habit so that I could have one of those cool smokeless ashtrays.

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Horace Langdon · December 22, 2025

First time watching Gremlins. Holy shit. watching every day now

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Horace Langdon · December 22, 2025

Grew up with Furby - did not connect the two

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Paraseltzer · December 22, 2025

Lol the Corey Feldman song was called "What Up with Youth" or something, and I think over the years Corey has insinuated that it inspired the Eddie Murphy / Michael Jackson collab "What's Up with You"

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erik nehring · December 22, 2025

Tiger sharks baby

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Dan · December 22, 2025

My dog woke me up at 4:30am because she is afraid of the new sofa or really misses the old sofa. I’m a Barxist, though.

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Buddy Jo Hooker · December 22, 2025

I confused so many adults as a child repeating the phrase "Goddamn foreign cars".

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WarOfTheBees · December 22, 2025

Never actually saw Gremlins. As a kid my family just kind of skipped it and I always figured it was one of those things if you didn't see growing up you wouldn't appreciate it as much.

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Shampoo Man · December 22, 2025

Finally a good epishode

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Eugenio Triana · December 22, 2025

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, Biker Mice from Mars and SilverHawks, the perfect lineup. Oh, and that Ghostbusters with the gorilla dressed like Indiana Jones.

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Antonio · December 25, 2025

Oh wow I played the Biker Mice from Mars game on SNES nonstop as a kid. It kind of rules

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Eric Cabrera · December 22, 2025

Thank you for this episode!

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evan · December 22, 2025

Anyone else remember which episode had the impromptu Christmas Reggae gremlins song? I want to say Money Train. The sound of Gabrus's voice (complete with Ms. Cleo-esque Jamaican accent) singing "your fadduh's in the chimney and he's stinking now" will randomly pop up in my head and provide much needed entertainment. We should put AI to good use and make a full reggae song out of that. Maybe get a guest appearance from Chet Hanks on it.

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Paraseltzer · December 22, 2025

I'm not positive about this but I think it might be the Cliffhanger episode. It sticks out in my mind because that whole riff really cracks me up. "Well it was the first week of Decemba And something was a stinky" "No chimney, no stink" etc

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Jim · December 22, 2025

Speaking of Christmas movies: I get home tonight from a long couple weeks of work and my 15 y/o boy says, “Dad! It’s almost Christmas, so… HEAR ME OUT… I think we should watch a Christmas movie… What do you think about… Die Hard?!?!” When I die, I will put it in my will that my ABZ Patreon sub should pass on to him. Obviously.

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Paul · December 22, 2025

“Never feed the Stanger after midnight.”

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · December 22, 2025

You want a Gorgon? This is how you get a Gorgon!