Licence to Kill (1989)

Tried to look this up in the sauna and couldn’t find this movie. The only License to Kill is a 1984 TV movie co starring Denzel Washington. The poster of the movie has Denzel holding a machine gun like it’s an action revenge film but it’s a courtroom drama with no guns. 😂

In the early Bond movies he had an ally named Quarrel. He wasn't an agent or anything, just a Jamaican fisherman who gave Bond rides. According to Moore's Bond, they were so close they shared the same hairbrush. I think Sharkey was meant to be a similar character.

Still laughing about having to take a cyanide pill working for the Hong Kong DEA

South florida zombie squad. Boca was always lame but now surrounding cities are full of the influx of garbage magentized towards shitty politics and ruining affordable housing. You might say California without mountains or celebrities. Also, big fan of cumming.

Miami listener here. I often think about what it will be like to be from a place that will one day be talked about like Atlantis.

I can’t wait to hear Stanger talk about the acting from Mushroom(who played Barney the dog)

It's Little Fluffy clouds by Orb

I had to comment because I’m a Florida native and I’m a huge fan of cumming. I couldn’t wait to leave Florida but I still have a slight fondness. I left in 99’ before it was a “meme” in public consciousness but those of us who were in it were painfully aware of how wild and bizarre the state is as a whole. And I don’t want to speak for the whole state but I think any native who isn’t bout that Florida life has a sense of humor about the whole thing. Only folk who get upset are the same ones keeping the myth alive.

The only podcast where you will get a riff on Grand L Bush. God I love you guys

Live in NYC but currently visiting my parents in my FL hometown of Melbourne Beach for Christmas. Same neighborhood Flutie lives in and my dad is friends with him. Availz for tea if you want any lol. This year the Christmas lights in front of Flutie’s house (I walk by it every day) are all red and white, wrapped around the palm trees on his property. We DO see his Batmobile thing sometimes and it’s insane lol

florida janitor checking in. sitting on top of st pete mountain at 60 ft above sea level, non evac zone. very scary but trying our best. the real tipping point was every shithole antivaxxer moving here during pandemic so our chances of ever having a voice are completely fucked. st pete is a bit of a haven, our district elected a socialist city council members so we fight. we play punk shows and build community as best we can.

One of my favorite parts of the show is hearing Ben describe Simpsons bits then switching to YouTube and watching the clip

Regarding Ben’s rant about how modern devices don’t actually save us time and end up costing it. If you really want to trip out about how wrong our pace of life is, I highly recommend some classic Sherlock Holmes. His lifestyle is based around slow pacing, he sends telegrams and takes the train, anticipating using that time to mull over solutions and that he will hear back from his telegram the next day. Violin practice and walks to think. I have a basically perfect life here in Canada and it made me so envious of his slow tech.

I am from Florida but hate cumming

Hell yeah

Born and raised in Daytona, FL now I've relocated to Tallahassee. It's one of the few educated/sane pockets left in the state. This area actually has some elevation compared most other cities which are at sea level so it's not much of a concern here. If anything it might actually be beach front property in 50 years. I'm fully expecting Daytona to be underwater in my life time despite our legislature spending 100s of millions of dollars on resilience projects to prevent the inevitable

Speaking of super cars any boyz wanna check out a dope super car movie check out “Black Moon Rising.” John Carpenter wrote and it stars a young Tommy Lee Jones.

Always here for 80’s/90’s electronic music sample identification. I believe the song Rodgers referenced was Little Fluffy Clouds by The Orb. It’s always possible that somebody else used this sample though. https://youtu.be/8Ecdn5SGT1E?si=PA8QJcXTJmFRGBOm

Finally we get some fish talk. I can, and will, supply this entire Patreon with lures.

We had a sharkeys in Oakville Ontario in the late 90s that I always wanted to go to as a kid. It closed down after a drunk guy fell off the railing into the lake

Panhandle Florida listener. 45min from the Gulf of Mexico and projections look like I’ll water front by 2050. Left here for 25 years after graduating high school came back last year for family not for the politics.

Omg was this recorded before Shang Tsung passed away!? Action Boyz strike again

I scream, you scream, we all scream for cumming.

Licence To Kill is too serious. Winking fish statue serious.

I think a big part of the Boyz' affection for Kojak is the men's style. Hats, leather jackets, turtlenecks, sport shirts - it was just a more visually interesting time to be a man.

Actually Rodgers, Felix living through the shark attack is in the novels. And people love the Broccoli family. They were true to the books. Michael Caine used to hang out with Cubby Broccoli

I remember when this was originally in the theater, HBO had one of those behind the scenes featurettes about how they did the truck stunts. It got me so hyped up to see this one. This is definitely in my all time Bond Top 5.

Benicio! A real treat seeing a young Benicio in this Bond flick.

This was a great movie. I give it 5 slaps to the ass with what looks like a dead iguana's tail.

re: lack of recall on what's been done in ABZ episodes. I just Mandela Effected an episode on Three The Hard Way the other day. I recorded it off of TCM a while ago with the thought that there had been an episode about it, now I can watch it and go back and listen ..but I'm insane, there aint no Three The Hard Way episode. It was One Down, Two To Go! Damn you Jim Brown and your penchant for arithmetic

Cigario !

Go ethnic Sam

Hey Rogers, I think I know who that woman pleading guy is. Dm me a screen grab to confirm.

Instant nominee for the free feed. Great episode. Appearances from Arnold, JCVD, AND Scorpio! I sincerely hope this isn’t the last we hear of King Latifah.

Look at that run time! An excellent sign.

Just listening while being drunk is so much fun

Hey Action Boyz, you know, what's your favourite cereal if you were in a zoo?

Rodgers should definitely watch all of Miami vice

I had a great time rewatching this for this episode. My favorite line was when Sanchez was talking to the puppet president and said, "You're only president...for life."

Also! Please do more Masterclass, Bang! We both know Shonk needs the money and his hands are starting to stink again.

Thanks for covering this one Boyz. Dalton is my favorite Bond actor- I like the mention of Tracy Bond though, I really like that aspect to the character

I nominate James Bond movies as the corniest long-running action series around. Some of the older entries are interesting, but shit like this just has a weird soap opera feel to it. I’m convinced these movies do well because some Americans just like the sound of British accents.

Orlando listener here, shoutout bloodflart. Shoutout Stanger gorgon

I’m having cognitive dissonance because Rodger’s just gave a shout-out to my mom. Yes, my mother is an action tv show junkie and spent the 80-90’s vhs recording whole runs of action and cop shows. Including Raven, which I commented on for the recent Zombie Squad ep. Also, Rodger’s mentioned “Scarecrow and Mrs. King” on Shadow Wolves. One of my mom’s fav 80’s shows and another she has every ep on tape (I’ve seen the whole run myself). And don’t get me started about her love affair with “Airwolf”. If the boys are curious about copies of any of her tapes, I’m happy to see what I can do.

"great whites are the Epstein of the sea"

Florida listener. And on the coast. No, not overly concerned about the water levels. In the worst scenario, I will just move but im sure I'll be dead before where I live is under water.

Guess Cary Tagawa died after the recording. ABZ has killed more people than Alec "The Sniper" Baldwin

Dame el Stanger

i have a Scorpio tattoo, Rogers. can you milk me?

I imagine this is the first time ABZ and Blank Check (patreon version) cover the same movie the same week! Make a wish everyone.

You spelled license wrong

In the books Felix has his arm and leg eaten off by a shark. He has a hook hand lol. It’s in the Live and Let Die book. I guess they were trying to give the film version of Felix that “lore”.

This watch prompted me to fall down a rabbit hole of how many times Wayne Newton has starred as himself in movies and tv… it’s a lot

Queef Latifah Sweatin it Off

First time I ever saw Benico Del Toro in a movie, I remember thinking he was very creepy at the time and really stood out, and when he started becoming a star I thought it was sort of weird because I was a kid and I didn’t get what made him special. Me = moron.

Hey dudes....Florida listener. From Boston originally, been in Tampa and Orlando since 1995. First, it's a mess down here. Wild West politically and insanly over crowded... especially in the past 4-5 years. So, all hot and sweaty and ready to throw hands at the drop of a hat. And yes, we are fully self aware of how bonkers this place is, some embrace it, some fear it. I'm mostly annoyed by it...but one thing is for sure....NOBODY gives a shit or talks about the water levels. As a matter of fact, they just keep building on the coasts. So, ether they are the worst researchee investor groups in existence, or it's not really a thing. Love you guys. Can we get a modern Segal movie as a one off? Sniper? Good Man? Cartels?

Rewatching this unearthed a childhood trauma. Seeing this in theaters age ten with my Dad and brothers, another guy with his young kid was behind us. The kid kept asking him questions and the guy quietly responded. When Bond sneaks aboard the boat and locks a goon in the compression chamber, the kid asks about it. When the guy starts to respond my Dad turns and hollers “YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THE WHOLE DAMNED MOVIE TO HIM?!?” My brothers and I were mortified. But it did shut them up.

Florida listener here. Try not to think about rising sea levels too much, mostly busy tracking hurricanes half the year. Even if sea levels stopped rising today the likelihood of Florida being around in 15-20 years is pretty fucking slim the way it's going for us down here in America's dick.

Awesome!!!!! Action Boyz, Bond & Lil'herb... kick back time....🤜🤛

ALLLLLRRRRIIIIIGHT, 3 hour ep on the debut album of the Beastie Boys!

Probably one of the better Dalton Bond movies.

Back to over 3 hour episodes , respect 🫡

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