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"Your Idiot Machine"
Happy Sunday!
Apr 21, 2024 0 1
"Mode 7"
Enjoy your Saturday!
Apr 20, 2024 0 1
"Stale Red Bull"
Now, if my math is correct, this would be the last strip I have to give Comics Kingdom/King Features. Then my contract is up and we go our separate ways. Maybe! My math is spotty, but I double/triple-check my shit. It was neat to try, and I'll always give them props for giving me a go. But I don't r
Jan 26, 2024 0 1
"Screaming Banshee" and 6 more...
Shipping is pretty much done on Pinocchio. We will be putting the remainder of the books on the shop next week and any patreon member that missed it will get first shot at the link and notification before the public knows. I'll post about it. That's all I got in me today, the rest of me was used for
Jan 26, 2024 0 7
"Out the Womb" & 1 more...
Two more God's Hands today. 8 left (if they'll allow the first one).
Jan 13, 2024 0 2
"Inherent Evil" & 3 others...
Here's some more for the God's Hands finales. Gettin in the single digits now. Pinocchio will be shipping by next week, also. We got all the necessary stuff, just gotta push it together in a big mush and send that along to the post office.
Jan 12, 2024 0 4
"Long Buttcrack"
Need to peel off the remainder of God's Hands contractually left. Going through my notes of ideas and this one turned into a longer bit I had to do The Ol' Fashioned Way (on my drawing tablet and overthinking the dialogue as I draw and edit on the fly). All the while we childishly toe the line for d
Jan 10, 2024 0 1
"New kind of stain" & 5 more...
Another 2 weeks of God's Hands for King Features. I wonder if any of these will pass the editoral mustard. I was told PG-13 was going to be absolute minimum for jokes, but they get weird about a lot of things. Might as well send these to my mother and have her get mad at me. A clean 15 comics are le
Dec 30, 2023 0 6
“Brain is Smart”
One quick one to add to that last batch, which rounds it up to two weeks of comics. And that gets me two weeks of comics closer to closing off my contract with King Features. Probably going to switch gears back to Me & You, but I have a side comic I'd like to make in the meantime. Just a single-page
Dec 14, 2023 0 1
"Plato's Stalkings" & 4 more...
Going up and down the walls trying to figure these out! These last ones I'm makin and I'm puttin' out all the stops! The full V.I.P. treatment of "giving it a second thought" and "letting it sit". Then I come back and make em better. My eggs are the best! Everyone will taste my eggs!
Dec 13, 2023 0 5
"Adult Chew Toy" & 2 more...
On one this week! These are fun to do again! haha! Whoops!
Nov 29, 2023 0 3
"Joke's on You, Mommy" & 2 more...
Trying something different while were on the last legs of God's Hands on CK: drawing them in a sketchbook I've had and never finished! They go a little quicker, so it's nice to just try this. So let's dig in and finish this off!
Nov 28, 2023 0 3
"New Year, New Beer" & 2 more...
Cleaning out the joke closet in my notes app once more as we get closer to the end of God's Hands run on King Features. I'm keeping a damn running tally! Then I can go back to letting them dribble out when the time calls for it. What do you think of the Gleeking Creature? Can you gleek? I could only
Nov 16, 2023 0 3
"Jilted and Edgy" & 5 more...
WOW! What a week of nothing, huh? I assure you I was quite busy with little things and big things. I gave a talk, I had meetings, I hung out! It's all work with little time and energy leftover for the thing I actually like to do: Draw comics. But I did. Today, I did all these for you. Counting down
Nov 11, 2023 0 6
"Opera Glasses" & 2 more...
Hello friends. Too much has been a-doin' that I need some time to put thoughts together. But I got some news about god's hands. Nothing too different changing here, but I like to let y'all know that I went and declined my contract renewal with King Features. It was set to automatically do so by Marc
Nov 2, 2023 0 3
"ONE Thing" & 2 more...
This week's Comics Kingdom/God's Hands offering. Had fun drawing... ALL THREE!
Oct 30, 2023 0 3
"Stop being Sexy!" & 2 more...
Hello! Here are some God's Hands for ya. I gotta crank these out, they been building in my notes app and I am low on the back log. But it is fun to crank these out in a timely manner. I have to give them to King Features 2 weeks ahead of drop schedule, which is fine enough, but I miss when I would k
Oct 23, 2023 0 3
"Glove Box" & 1 more.
These two round out the batch of God's Hand I wanted to do! It all nets me 4 weeks ahead of schedule, which gives me time to do SOMETHING ELSE! Yahoo!! Thanks to all who've told folks or backed the Pinocchio book! We're still two weeks out before preorders are done. Once that money drops, you bet I'
Sep 25, 2023 0 2
"Cursed Quarter" & 1 more
Two more for your friday. YOUR FRIDAY!!!!!!
Sep 22, 2023 0 2
"If a toilet had bones..." & 2 more.
More for ya, with another finished but cooling on the windowsill as I'm not sure about the overall joke. Gonna let it simmer.
Sep 21, 2023 0 3
"Engage with the Abyss" & 3 more...
Told ya! I got a load of em at the ready to be inked and posted. And even more than what's drawn. Gonna get ahead of the game, baby!!!!!
Sep 20, 2023 0 4
"Can we go elsewhere?"
Hey everyone! It's only tuesday and this week is so busy, damn! The Pinocchio Kickstarter made its goal and now is a pre-order system! And I'll take it! So we'll wait for that to finish up, then get the book printed. It's ready to go, lemme tell ya! This week, I'm focusing on "God's Hands" and have
Sep 19, 2023 0 1
"The Machine" & 2 others...
Hello folks. What a busy week! I visited NYC and walked around the hot, nasty shopping mall that is Manhattan. What a place full of so much and so little at once! Took Wednesday to sort of recoup from bad travel, and now I'm here getting some God's Hands done and working earnestly with Topatoco to g
Sep 7, 2023 0 3
Big Shoes (gh extra)
An extra gag done as copic marker practice. Taken from my sketchbook originally. Need to scan these probably, but a picture does the job enough!
Aug 31, 2023 0 1
"Honest with Strangers" and 1 more...
Two more God's Hands to even out my 3-a-week schedule I upload and give to comics kingdom. I forgot one and skipped uploading the body bag comic so I wanted to make it an even week of three comics at the ready. Meaning I should be good until the middle of September. Which gives me time to chase the
Aug 23, 2023 0 2
"Crumb Lovers" & 2 more...
Hey again to all new friends and old. Thank you for joining me here on patreon. Weird timing however, as I am still recovering from a sprained ankle and am doing my best not to make it worse by trundling up the stairs in my apartment all the time to draw in my office. I also like to stand when I dra
Aug 22, 2023 0 3
"That's Him Officer"
I'm on the move finishing some new pages of "How to Stop a Problem" and thought I'd at least get another GH down as well. HOPEFULLY ITS FUNNY IN THE LIGHT OF A NEW DAY!! Back to it! BYE
Aug 9, 2023 0 1
"Don't Pay to Listen to Art" & 2 more...
I'm just cleaning out the notebook of God's Hands ideas so more can come in and spread their legs. Then I'd like to get back onto "How to Stop a Problem" some more. I still got some Cultists! cookin' tho, don't worry. Still in the writing portion of that.
Aug 8, 2023 0 3
Let's Ask The Man Who Lost his Brain
Classic goof! Always liked that guy. Good to have him on our show!
Aug 7, 2023 0 1
"Leave his work at home" & 2 more...
Inspired to knock these out on a sunday night. Nothing matters here except the comics that you do.
Aug 7, 2023 0 3
The Weed That Curses You
Lo! Look upon the folly of these men here!! How we laugh at their misfortune! HA!
Aug 3, 2023 0 1
Applause Sign (gh)
Here you go!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 2, 2023 0 1
the Purpose of the Towels
Here's a god's hand!s! Gotta get back on top of these, almost out!!!! Gha ha ha ha! Oh, this is based on the awful thing French people do when they eat an Ortolan!
Aug 1, 2023 0 1
"Watching Columbo" & 5 more...
There we go. All I had in the tank that should keep me in business until, uh, sometime in August I think. I gotta upload em and that's when I figure out which makes the Comics Kingdom so old people can yell at me in the comments. Sigh, but that is my burden... my cross to bear...
Jul 3, 2023 0 6
"Pick your own Worm" & 2 more...
It's not just any particular finger, but the whole hand. God's Hands catch up continues with three more today for ya. edit: took out a stragglin' apostrophe
Jun 28, 2023 0 3
"Box Office" & 2 more...
The name of the game this week is getting ahead on God's Hands before I head out west to see family this summer. Expect more in the coming days.
Jun 27, 2023 0 3
"Nice Shoes"
Something to start the day. Gonna go for another Cultists! page or two as well. Here's hoping! Cross your fingers!!!!
Jun 20, 2023 0 1
"Fun Pet"
Mondays got me feelin'!! Like!!! GARFIELD!
Jun 19, 2023 0 1
Good Consumer (fixed)
I made it better
Jun 12, 2023 0 1
Beefcake Highway
This probably won't go on Comics Kingdom. No real way to censor this without losing the joke. But I had no interest in giving them this and I still made it. Cus I wanted to! That's YOUR gain. And that's the God's Hands promise.
Jun 8, 2023 0 1
Akira Bike Slide
WOULDN'T YOU
Jun 7, 2023 0 1
"Cherch of the Holey Leison" & 2 more
Decided to put my unfounded anger to some kind of use and made three comics today on the day where we're supposed to remember something. Oh well! Can't call me lazy! edit: fixed a typo in ONE comic
May 29, 2023 0 3
"Caught Droolin'"
The food doth look delectable, m'lud.
May 26, 2023 0 1
"In Front of Me"
Every day I try and I try! And every day it alleviates my leg acne.
May 24, 2023 0 1
"Longest Slice of Pie Contest"
Trying to get better at everything all at once.
May 23, 2023 0 1
"New Phones" & 2 more
The fun thing about doing this kinda strip now is that I can give King Features ones that will probably be rejected and I just don't have to care. I got more in the chamber to give 'em if that second one is too much, even if I edit out the swear. "That's all we have a problem with, no cussin'." Anyw
May 9, 2023 0 3
"Cartoon pig for a leg"
Hello all. Things are going steady! Pinocchio has been edited and laid out to 80%, I need to do the cover for it but I got that right in my noggin, ready to come out fully formed. "God's Hands" has started and will continue forever, being ignored by most. But who cares! I hope YOU like it. A lots of
Apr 24, 2023 0 1
"Unthrottled Bandwidth" & 3 more...
Hello. Been on a kick of getting things ready. Ready to post these comics, getting side-commissions & projects ready, getting the pinocchio book ready... Little time left to make these comics, but I did it today! TODAY... I did it. God's Hands officially starts on April 18th on Comics Kingdom and el
Apr 12, 2023 0 4
“Lucky Once” & 2 more...
Folks, we have a go sign from CK to get this motor runnin!! All these comics and more I've been doing will be now officially under the banner of "God's Hands" and running three times a week on CK and elsewhere. Posting as I normally have with FOA before it. It's just nice to see the end of this tunn
Mar 30, 2023 0 3
“Exquisitely Crafted Joke” & 1 more...
The gears at large seem to be finally moving and working towards getting these comics finally on comics kingdom. The dam is about to burst and I'm ready to ride the wave. Also, if you go to the url pasted on these comics, you'll find a "god's hands" archive over on Webtoon where I've started to post
Mar 29, 2023 0 2
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