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August 3, 2026

LAST CHANCE to Join the BRIDGE CREW

Starting today, the BRIDGE CREW tier is being opened for ONE WEEK to ALL who would like to join, before the tier closes next Monday, August 10th.

After August 10th, the tier as it currently exists will not be available to new members.

**THIS CHANGE DOES NOT AFFECT CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE BRIDGE CREW IN ANY WAY**

Sign up for the BRIDGE CREW to receive the following benefits:

- ALL benefits of the AUDIENCE MEMBER & TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC tiers

- DECIDE what Patreon Exclusive series we watch. Next vote will take place in the fall after we watch The Expanse Season 6

- EXCLUSIVE DISCORD SERVER ACCESS including regular interaction with Alex & Josh

- MONTHLY LIVE HANGOUTS with Alex & Josh via Discord

- PERSONALIZED THANK YOU VIDEO from Alex & Josh sent via email

- *ANNUAL MEMBERS ONLY* UNCUT MOVIE REACTION REQUEST - We will react to any non-Trek movie (max 180 minutes) of your choice! Full details in tier description.

Comments (9)

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Hat · August 5, 2026

So I signed up as a Bridge crew member a few days ago, but I haven't been added to Discord. Do I have to do something?

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Target Audience · August 5, 2026

You should have received the invite link to your email. I will message it to you here on Patreon as well.

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Matchstick Jose · August 3, 2026

Makes sense. How can you run the ship when the crew is jammed together wall to wall on the bridge like that?

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Jack Molitor · August 3, 2026

I’d actually like to get signed up…Patron is still showing the tier as sold out when I try to upgrade, though…

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Target Audience · August 3, 2026

That is odd, it should be open. Perhaps try refreshing?

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Demijan Omeragic · August 3, 2026

Definitely looks appealing, something to consider. I mean I'd pay for an X-Files tier right away, like getting early access 3-4 weeks prior to normal episode release. But yeah, the bridge crew tier also has some great stuff.

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Chris Nunnally · August 3, 2026

I wish I could afford it, but rent alone is killing me.

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Evan Guthrie · August 3, 2026

Why is it being discontinued?

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Target Audience · August 3, 2026

It isn’t. It’s being closed to new members for now, after this week.