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January 9, 2026

DS9: The House of Quark | Cinematic Trailer

Full watchalong coming Monday (Target Demographic & Bridge Crew Patrons get 1-day early access)

Comments (67)

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Kt B · February 10, 2026

Ok. That’s it. This is your new career. Forget YouTube, forget Star Trek. You need to go Hollywood, stat. This was next-level with the music, the scene choices, and the freakin’ trilingual translations. This talent cannot be allowed to languish in one tiny corner of Patreon any longer!

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Kevin Fox · January 16, 2026

Amazing, it's an 80s romantic comedy

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David Brown · January 11, 2026

Love the song choice. I am not kidding. My favorite trailer so far.

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reactive1 · January 11, 2026

Love it!

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David Kirk · January 11, 2026

Great editing to the music! What a great episode.

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Trekkie74205 · January 11, 2026

I remember, sometime in TNG Season 6, Alex and Josh worrying they might not get anymore Klingon episodes after TNG. How about yes and written by Ron Moore. lol

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A Plain and Simple Tailor · January 10, 2026

Amazing

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Deliximus · January 10, 2026

Lmao! Love it

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MrTickleTrunk · January 10, 2026

That music! LOL Perfection

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Sunny · January 10, 2026

Oh my gosh this song choice is killing me 😂 Nailed it on the closing! ❤️

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Actuarial Lurker · January 10, 2026

The House of Double-Entry Accounting

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Erik L Jerks · January 10, 2026

It sounds dirty when you say it like that.

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International Man of Leisure · January 10, 2026

"....so if you look at the tabulation in Column J..." Cracks me up everytime! I think even Gowron's eyes were popping out more than usual!

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Visuban · January 10, 2026

that whole thing lives rent free in my head every day.

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Naglfarius · January 10, 2026

Glory to the House of Target Audience!

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JoeCensored · January 10, 2026

80's soundtrack got a laugh out of me.

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J-Ro · January 10, 2026

Love the comedic angel, nice work. DS9 really redefined and gave the Ferengi some soul and humanity.

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Phenomenon (Doo - Dooo - Dah - Doo - Doo) · January 10, 2026

It's stuff like these trailers that show just how next-level this channel is. No one else does stuff like this and it is so appreciated

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Doctor Pulaski · January 10, 2026

We are either going to get A LOT of trailers in 2026, or they are going to get sick of making trailers... Welcome to the golden age of Star Trek! DS9 firing on all cylinders, Voyager [redacted], and TNG on the big screen. My favorite era of Trek.. :)

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Fire and Bloodwine · January 10, 2026

Couldn't have said it better myself

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sword bard · January 9, 2026

When the 80s party romance music started up, I damn near died. This is perfect. I adore this episode and I can't stop laughing at this take on it.

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TC Green · January 9, 2026

I do enjoy the hell out of this episode

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Laura Thornley · January 9, 2026

Its a recurring theme with Quark focused episodes. When I'm being honest with myself, he is my favourite character (even if I'd hate him in real life).

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Loki San · January 9, 2026

They certainly had a fun time XD

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Brent Morris · January 9, 2026

What's the name of this song I didn't see anybody else asked this in the comments and I was wondering I want to download it

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Target Audience · January 9, 2026

Starship - Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now

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Paul D · January 9, 2026

In this first year I was yelling " Quark, you are an idiot! " Even if it meant we would only have my taking the occasional trip to Kronos for conjugal visits because she didn't want to live on the Station with me, I would have married Grilka.

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Actuarial Lurker · January 9, 2026

"Remove your hand from my thigh...." one of the best lines.

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Martin Bohnet · January 10, 2026

Nothing Kira hasn't said to Quark before...

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Mr Indiscret · January 9, 2026

Only 3 episodes in and 2 trailers already ?? If this is based on popular stories you will be worn out making them with this season, awaiting the next 12 from series 3....!

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Ryan · January 9, 2026

Love that Jefferson Space Station soundtrack. I'm looking forward to this one.

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Mr Indiscret · January 9, 2026

Only 3 episodes in and we have 2 trailers already. If this is based on popular e

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Dan J Reid · January 9, 2026

This is a top DS9 episode for me. I love that they can do a "clash of cultures," story between two fictional alien races and we know them so well now, that we just instinctively get the culture clash. Also, its the episode where Bashir offers some "mature pearls of wisdom," on relationships and you suddenly realise he's not a horny little teenager anymore!

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Todd · January 9, 2026

You guys!

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KingPin124 · January 9, 2026

Haha, I love it!! 😂 Qapla’!!

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Dr. Paul Stubbs · January 9, 2026

Qa-plmhm...

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THE Fans · January 9, 2026

As I said before, my "S" tier is based on how rewatchable an episode is. I can rewatch this episode anytime. Never gets old. 9.5 from me.

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Crewman #6 · January 9, 2026

You're getting better and better at this. Haha, stakes a little lower than The Search - but a fun and solid one. No more waiting. We're foot on the gas now. Should have few dull ones ahead now.

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Groovybaboon · January 9, 2026

LOVE. TRANSCENDS. WORLDS! So good. All of these trailers are great, thank you so much for making them!

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Dark Kronis · January 9, 2026

to think you watch a Ferengi episode and it make you make a trailer that high praise, how much did Quark pay you

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Sam Langanke · January 10, 2026

Slips, strips or bars?

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Ryan K · January 9, 2026

Not saying this is the best episode of Deep Space Nine, but it might be my favorite

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Randy Watson · January 9, 2026

Great trailer! Great song! Speaking from someone who chose it for his first dance at his wedding :)

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Sam Langanke · January 9, 2026

Ah! Lady Grilka! Word is she is glorious!

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JordanK1991 · January 9, 2026

Awesome awesome awesome!

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Worf and Riker Ride Again · January 9, 2026

A heart-warming valentine's day special, coming a month early. I love how the second verse kicks in just as Grilka injects Quark in the neck and kidnaps him

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William Roberts · January 9, 2026

Son of… whatever..

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JordanK1991 · January 9, 2026

I came here just to say that! Haha!

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Ian Westcott · January 9, 2026

One of my favorites, truly. Super agree with one of the other Target Audience patrons who said this is the "romance" episode Profit and Loss wished it was. Also, the theme song from Mannequin? Sometimes I worry you guys are too young to know about those movies.

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Summer · January 9, 2026

So when I first saw this episode I still wasn’t fully onboard with the Ferengi and Quark and I am not obsessed with Klingons either but this is a good episode, the trailer also makes it interesting

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Deep Red · January 9, 2026

Oh no, we used to be able to know if the boys liked the episode because there would be a trailer. But now Josh is so good at cranking these out that I don't know anymore

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Target Audience · January 9, 2026

I am indeed good at cranking These out.

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LonghillAndy · January 9, 2026

Not the Klingon credit text 🤣 👏

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Matchstick Jose · January 9, 2026

Josh eventually getting annoyed if DS9 ever reaches a point where they put out so many bangers that he has to make a goddamn trailer for every episode…

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Beagle Boy · January 9, 2026

Nice

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Steve Krautkramer · January 9, 2026

Hilarious musical choice for this!

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Robert Pratt · January 9, 2026

Hilarious, yet absolutely perfect.

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Who North America · January 9, 2026

I love this one... this is probably one of my top 5 Star Trek stories of all time, because it was just so... unexpected!

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mike · January 9, 2026

Love all your trailers you guys make! This one especially ❤️😄❤️

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Cory Paton · January 9, 2026

Was reminded that this song was used in the montage sequence in the new Top Gun literally a few hours ago. It works even better here, good job!

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misti-step · January 9, 2026

when you said you were hoping quark and rom would be in the next ep 😅

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sword bard · January 11, 2026

If Rom was the main character, it would have been a rom com.

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Joe Concepts · January 9, 2026

Yeah, I love this episode! Have I mentioned Quark is my favorite character? This episode is one of the contributing factors.

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HeatheЯ · January 9, 2026

Hah! Love this episode, great trailer <3

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Sir, This is A Quark's. · January 9, 2026

Best musical choice yet. 🖖🎶

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EnigmaticPenguin · January 9, 2026

This is the kind of offbeat episodes DS9 does so well. TNG mostly relied on the holodeck for those kinds of stories.

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Thomas Cole · January 9, 2026

DS9 does comedy better than any of the other shows, as it's comedy episodes often are quite fun and amusing.