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April 28, 2025

PATRON TAKES - TNG S6E15

TAKES WILL BE READ 4/29

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Pixels At Dawn · May 9, 2025

Too late, but still - this is one of the best episodes of TNG full stop. Picard finding out what his life could have been, and that late-on scene with Picard laughing with a dagger through his heart. So memorable!

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tyranusfan · May 2, 2025

Picard’s biggest problem with being a Lieutenant is that his Earl Grey is served cold.

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ellmo · May 16, 2025

He is punctual, though.

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The Ninth Doctor · May 1, 2025

Sliding Doors... in Space. Josh & Alex - what would you say your own turning points in life are, and do you wonder how different your lives would have played out..?

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Mr Moxie · May 1, 2025

I always considered Picard to be a role-model who shows that even intellectual introvert types can still be badass. As a result, I dislike things like this episode that suggest that no, even Picard went through a reckless selfish dudebro-sih time in his life.

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Jovet · May 13, 2025

They don't just suggest it.

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Jazzy Waffles · May 1, 2025

An absolutely legendary episode, with Patrick Stewart and John De Lancie bringing their A-game as usual. It's fun to see Star Trek's take on the "It's A Wonderful Life" concept, and I love how it ties back to the story that Picard told Wesley about why he has an artificial heart. An easy S for me. Patrick Stewart playing his character's younger self with no makeup or effects or anything is silly, but it allows him to give a great performance where I think a different, younger-looking actor might have fallen more flat and been harder for the audience to accept as being Picard.

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Joshua Gudiso · April 30, 2025

You have now seen the birth of such classic lines as “Play Domjot, Human?” and “ You talk and you talk, but you have no Grandma!”.

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tyranusfan · May 2, 2025

Isn’t it gromjah? 😁

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Joshua Gudiso · April 30, 2025

Picard would rather die the man he was than live the life of a risk-averse, low-level officer. Do you think the episode sends a positive message to take chances and have ambition or a bad message that your life is worthless if you aren’t successful and confident?

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Evan Guthrie · May 1, 2025

The message is that your mistakes make you who you are and you shouldn't be quick to regret.

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Jovet · April 30, 2025

I'm late to the party. But this is the BEST "Q" episode!

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · May 12, 2025

So far, you mean?

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Hidden Ruu · April 30, 2025

Another strong Picard episode. Now we know what makes Picard tick or maybe just his pace maker. I can appreciate how this one episode molded his personality into the captain he has become.

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Wade MacKinnon · April 29, 2025

This one of my favourite Q episodes, Stewart and de Lancie's chemistry is just so evident in this. Picard pulling the bed sheets up is just… great. Moore’s original script had Jellico as captain in the alternate timeline, I think it would have been a nice touch to keep that in.

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Thicketdweller · April 29, 2025

It’s a wonderful life! Or at least the Star Trek version!

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MrTickleTrunk · April 29, 2025

Sign of good writing how they found a way to re-use Patrick Stewart, already paid on contract, to avoid paying the young Picard actor for more than an afternoon on set.🤣 "Here, stand in front of this mirror quick & then we're gunna get this big alien guy to shank you. Now get out."

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MrTickleTrunk · April 29, 2025

It was nice to see Q not act like a total prick for once, for the whole episode. Gave him some more needed depth since "Deja Q".

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Ken R · April 29, 2025

This one I gave up on. Stewart cannot play a college kid, or whatever that was, and that's when I shut it off. it was all quite dull for me because I don't care enough about Picard to want to see his life, and I'm just over Q; he is the new Ferengi.

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HS · April 29, 2025

Maybe you should watch the entire episode before dismissing it. It really is a top 10 TNG episode.

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Raphael Gaytan · April 29, 2025

This was the episode for me that solidified that Q and Picard were close friends. For an omnipotent entity who has free roam of the universe to be this invested in one mortal being’s past, present and future…this is as close as Q will ever allow himself to care about someone. Picard understood this. S tier.

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Jovet · April 30, 2025

I wouldn't call them "friends" let alone good ones. But once in a while, one of them needs the other.

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AnnoHolic · April 29, 2025

Captain Kirk would say: "Of all the Q-Episodes I have encountered in my travels, this was the most... Human." For me the second strongest Q episode right after Q Who

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Bruce Knapp · April 29, 2025

One of my favorites. It makes you think how every decision good or bad led you to where you are. S tier

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Darren · April 29, 2025

Is this one of the best uses of Q in the series so far?

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Jovet · April 30, 2025

Yup!

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irohtheteamaster · April 29, 2025

One of my favorites- S tier. A great use of Q. So when Picard first tells Wesley about getting stabbed you guys said you were glad they didn't show it. What do you think of its usage here?

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John M. · April 29, 2025

I love a well-done piece of retroactive lore. I sometimes see the reason for his laugh post-stabbing described as a ret-con, which is exactly wrong. That's when you fuck with lore (sometimes for the better, like the Trill changes in DS9). This is a perfect puzzle-piece addition to established lore. A.

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Jon1701 · April 29, 2025

Good not great. Spoiled a bit by some shaky acting performances from the day players. Also, I always found it bizarre that Starfleet kept the same uniforms for 50+ years and then had three variants in six. I know they had no choice after Yesterdays Enterprise but it looks terrible on Stewart.

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Jovet · April 30, 2025

Hear, Hear! on the uniforms...

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AdmiralMurphy · April 29, 2025

Best Q episode, especially after the last few kinda felt average

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Shawn Indigo · April 29, 2025

Do you see Picard differently in past episodes now?

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Jack Molitor · April 29, 2025

All these years later, this one sticks with me more than almost any ST episode…I think we all have regrets, but if you pull on those threads too much, you fundamentally change who you are, probably for the worse. I think about this one whenever I’m caught up in past decisions I thought were mistakes. PS: As a Pacers fan, looking forward to tracking your moods the next few reactions as they (likely) will play your Cavs the next few weeks.

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Sam Langanke · April 29, 2025

The best Q episode has not Q in the title.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · April 29, 2025

THIS is what I think of when I think of Q

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Malikishtel · April 29, 2025

Probably one of the best hooks in a while and one of my favorite Q episodes.

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Phillip Grischa · April 29, 2025

Imagine you die and you meet Q, one wrong word and you're reborn as a cockroach.

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Mosquito_Wenzi · April 29, 2025

One of my favorites. I’ve heard others criticize that changing that one decision wouldn’t have made Picard into the meek junior officer he becomes. I always saw it that he would have had to be that meeker man to have made that decision

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Jovet · May 13, 2025

But it isn't just one decision. It's a string of them.

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Stevtrek · April 29, 2025

Q-Is there one event in you past you would change? And how do you think your life would be different?

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Comrade Wireless Caller · April 29, 2025

This was the first Q episode that was written by Ronald D Moor and I think he did a great job. The episode did a great job I think highlighting how Picard in this youth was quite arrogant and almost got himself killed for it. We are thus given a good illustration in retroactive way of Picard's growth as a person.

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Steven Cressler · April 29, 2025

This is a very good episode, 8.4/10 (A-) for me (and abt my weird scores that's since I'm very strict with higher scores). Good emotion, Great to finally see Q in a good episode again, and I think this is perfect use for him. Very interesting concept and good execution, placing this below Conundrum and above The Menagerie, Part II

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Shane Coombs · April 29, 2025

There were in seasons 2 - 4 some episodes that you guys didn't like all that much but which were extremely popular among the fans at large and a few times various people commented that part of the difference was that you were used to a certain idea of Picard which didn't mesh well with the episode but that fans who had seen the full development of his character over the full series saw things very differently. This episode is a huge part of what they were talking about.

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THE Fans · April 29, 2025

Up to this point, this is my favorite episode of TNG. As a person who used to dwell on their past mistakes, the point of this episode hits hard.

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Aaron Wells · April 29, 2025

I saw Alex on that wrestling stream. Clearly, he could take the Nausicaan. Ensign Batanides, though...still an open question.

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tyranusfan · April 29, 2025

Prediction: you guys will love this one, partially because Q isn’t spoiled in the title! Nice callback to Picard’s story in season 2.

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Collin Freeman · April 29, 2025

So here we get to fully see how Picard was a wild cadet, who along the way became more serious and subdued. A total opposite to James Kirk who was a "Stack of books with legs" as a junior officer, but then became more easy-going and a woman chaser.

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JStrong · April 29, 2025

Just went back and watched the Samaritan Snare reaction after Picard describes getting stabbed through the heart. Here's a reminder of your words then: Josh: Yeah, I know we joke about it, but I hope we never see a flashback... Alex: No, No. Yeah, the picture is painted perfectly just with his words.

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Jovet · April 30, 2025

LOL! I forgot about that!

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Call ‘Em Greg · April 29, 2025

TNG meets “It’s a Wonderful Life”! The followup to “Samaritan Snare” that we never knew we needed. Love the ambiguous ending. Did Picard really experience it? Was it just a dream? Finally, a Q episode worthy of that superior S grade…that’s S for “stupid human play dom-jot!”

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Greg Quinn · April 29, 2025

Imagine you are a middle aged Lt and you hear about this "yeah Picard couldn't stand being some tipshit Lt who people don't even stand aside for in the hall ways. So he tried to get killed but Q brought him back anyhow".

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Aramis Calcutt · April 29, 2025

Yeah, this episode speaks very badly of Picard and his values as well as the culture and values of Starfleet. I feel like the person who wrote it has some really effed up perspectives.

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Greg Quinn · April 29, 2025

So Picard laughs when he gets stabbed. He's obviously happy because he "did it his way" (Frank Sinatra style not Fred Durst style). But if you remember back to when he told Wesley the story,he related that he smiled and I think laughed then as well.

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Steven Linden · April 29, 2025

My one issue with this episode is that you can kind of read it as devaluing the work of people like alt-Picard, who quietly do their work well but aren't in leadership positions. On the other hand, it's an incredible episode.

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Troy · April 28, 2025

An Q episode with no Q title!

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Evan Guthrie · April 29, 2025

Qapestry just didn't look good on paper.

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Steven Johnson · April 28, 2025

Simply the best Q episode since Q Who. Best use of the character as a frenemy, and a guide. Perfectly written.

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JStrong · April 28, 2025

"Fuck this shit, I'd rather die than be one of our piece of shit junior officers." --Jean Luc Picard.

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JStrong · April 28, 2025

This episode is unrealistic because no actual junior officer lives to Picard's age. They all die on away missions before their 30th birthday.

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reactive1 · April 28, 2025

“Tapestry” is a truly great Q episode. Definitely up there with “Q Who”.

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reactive1 · April 28, 2025

Season 6 surprises us again with another second appearance by one of the recurring characters.

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Cinedazed · April 28, 2025

I enjoy this episode, but I think it's sort of funny how small scale it is. Turns out that in a universe in which Picard never truly became Picard no one else would have been inconvenienced in any way. It's easy to imagine a catastrophic version of this scenario where Picard's choice results in a universe where the Borg conquered Earth, but nope, It's just Picard would've had to call Riker 'sir.'

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Nolan · April 29, 2025

Tbf, Q explicitly went out of his way to say that would be the case.

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Keith S · April 28, 2025

Before I ever saw TNG I saw Picard's name in print. I pounced it in my head like the land lady in times arrow. Looks like Q did the same thing as the delivery boy in this episode.

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Sainjl · April 28, 2025

On first watch, I liked it and appreciated a non-traditional more practical lesson about character. But the ending is too rushed and leaves a bad taste in my mouth on repeat viewing, regarding how repulsed Picard found the possibility of him being a regular person. It undercuts the message.

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Greg Quinn · April 28, 2025

Yeah I never really thought of that until the newbee star trek reactors pointed that out. He is sickened by the idea of just being a moderately successful normal confident officer in star fleet.

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Aramis Calcutt · April 28, 2025

This is one of the three or four fan favorites that I really hate. I hate the underlying implication that Picard making a more sensible choice in his 20s than helping his friends doing something stupid would result in his being a cowardly milquetoast in his middle age. This is possibly the episode that makes me with there never was a Q.

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Greg Quinn · April 29, 2025

I don't agree emotionally as I like the episode...but ..very fair logically.

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ellmo · April 28, 2025

This, I think, might be my favourite TNG episode.It's definitely my favourite Q and favourite Picard episode. No bullshit de-aging, Picard smiles when he's stabbed, I learned a word like "bereft"... what more can I want?

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Spencer Loften · April 28, 2025

Top five TNG episode. Best Q episode.

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Nathan Petch · April 28, 2025

I really like this one. Definitely one of the best, if not the best Q episode. Love the idea of exploring a life not lived, or the chance to change something we regret, but ultimately it shows how even our mistakes help to define us and build our character. Good to see a bit more Picard back story, building out the events mentioned in previous seasons. Also nice to see the red movie uniforms again.

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Evan Guthrie · April 28, 2025

This is it. This is the best Q episode. And talk about a callback, from way back in season 2! This episode has really stuck with me, showing how all your mistakes made you who you are, and fixing your regrets irrevocably alters who you are. Personally I wouldn’t change a thing about my own past, and I owe it all to an uncharacteristically wise Q.

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William Roberts · April 28, 2025

I love the episode but I find it funny that Picard is absolutely devastated at the prospect of an ordinary life. just because he played it safe and never became a captain does not mean his life would not have been fulfilling, it would have just been...normal. Maybe Picard's brother was onto something when he called him an arrogant ass.

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PIG · May 1, 2025

lol!

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Ian Meyers · April 28, 2025

Coming off of the worst Q episode (Q-Less)...to the absolute best! Impossible to hate this one.

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Elizabeth N · April 28, 2025

I love this episode. We all have regrets in our lives that most of us would gladly go back and change if we could, but this episode shows that it is our mistakes as well as our triumphs that shape who we are, and we may not like the person we would have been otherwise.

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Loot Narsbaar · April 28, 2025

Also it's too bad they couldn't have used this conceit of Stewart playing the younger Picard in Rascals. I want to see Patrick Stewart go " NOW NOW NOW" and hug his #1 Dad.

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JHVJ · April 28, 2025

I kinda feel bad about how real-Picard (and by extension the show) seems to me to view alternate-Picard. There's nothing wrong with maxing out as ensign or whatever, it's still be a life worth living. Look at O'Brien, he isn't even a commissioned officer, just an elbow-grease, sweat-of-his-brow working man who likes fixing stuff and teleporting people. But well, I can understand that this kind of life and career just isn't for real-Picard, I just don't appreciate how aggressively he dumps on him. Aside from that though, top drawer S tier episode, the morning after scene is an iconic trek-moment. xD

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Gruzz · April 28, 2025

This might be my favourite TNG episode. It's firmly in my top 4 for sure. The best Q episode, and one of the best Picard ones too with great performances from both actors. I love a good character driven story, and it's hard to top this.

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Loot Narsbaar · April 28, 2025

I've always interpreted Q as what Roddenberry (a vocal atheist) believed god would be. It makes total sense that you die, you see the white light, and Q is there to fuck with you.

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Vagon Khan · April 28, 2025

The nice thing is how they ironed out all the kinks with TNG, so they were able to hit the ground running on DS9 with deeper characters and rich storylines. Glad you guys finally made it here!

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General Trelane · April 28, 2025

Great episode Ron Moore channels It’s a wonderful life.

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TinMan_7B9 · April 28, 2025

It's a beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it?

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PIG · April 28, 2025

Q finally coming back in a great episode. My guess is that Q Who is your favorite Q episode and then Tapestry is your second? Set me straight!

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Marcus BlueSky · April 28, 2025

I like this episode a lot. I always wondered: was the story about his laughter far back in season 2 already a setup with this outcome in mind? Such an odd detail at that time finally got a logic explanation.

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Loot Narsbaar · April 28, 2025

It's seamless, isn't it? No notes.

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Thomas Cole · April 28, 2025

I actually really enjoy this episode, and has my second favorite TNG joke ("gets you right here" as he taps his heart). It also tells you not every Q episode going forward has Q in the title, but still wouldn't look at them.

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Tim Nikiforovs · April 28, 2025

Picard laughing after getting stabbed was referenced all the way back in Samaritan Snare. In the context of this episode, it's presented as though he's laughing because knows he got his old life back. This raises the question, was that fight some sort of predestination or bootstrap paradox in which Q was always involved, or perhaps even created? Was Q influencing Picard's life decades before Farpoint? Either way, excellent episode.

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Greg Quinn · April 29, 2025

I tried to say the same thing but not as well.

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Keith S · April 28, 2025

Bit of a inconsistency here. What happened with his artificial heart when the transporter turned him into a boy.

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TinMan_7B9 · April 28, 2025

Picard was a big-hearted kid.

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Marko · April 28, 2025

This one is my favorite Q episode of TNG.

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Matthew Ganz · April 28, 2025

Which one of us, wouldn't want a second chance to right a wrong. It's just that sometimes, those loose threads are the underpinning of the tapestry of our lives, as Picard realizes.

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ThorE · April 28, 2025

I always feel like a loser when Captain Picard talks about "Lieutenant Picard". "... a dreary man in a tedious job...", "...that man is bereft of passion and imagination". That really hurts! :D

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Nolan · April 28, 2025

I think about this one often. What I'd fix. More so as I get older and realize, yeah, I'd have been fine with the non-descript job Picard ended up with. A quiet, but fufilling life. Great episode.

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Kenneth Elder · April 28, 2025

I am split on this episode. I think it's decently put together and a solid concept, but the take away feels half baked. At the end Picard realizes he wasted his potential in this new world? I feel like it too closely defines success and happiness with station, competitiviness, and vertical movement. Just feels like a very out of step with the mentality you would expect in a post scarcity/capital Federation. Opens interesting doors to other questions, and that's a positive to me.

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EnigmaticPenguin · April 28, 2025

I like this episode for all the reasons everyone else does, but I especially like the callback to season 2's "Samaritan Snare" when Picard is telling the story to Wesley and he has no idea why he started laughing after being stabbed in the chest. Now we do. I love when the Trek writers take seemingly insignificant seeds like that and grow them in to an amazing episode.

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Better Watch Trek · April 28, 2025

character deveolpment + flashback + Picard + Q = epic

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THE LORE!!! · April 28, 2025

Out of curiosity, Josh & Alex, do either of you have regrets like this in your lives that you're willing to share? Is it something that would fundamentally change your life if you had done it differently? Not talking "I shouldn't have sold my bitcoin" type stuff, I mean actual choices that changed the direction of your lives.

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tyranusfan · May 1, 2025

Have either of them been stabbed during a wrestling match? If so, do they have a link?

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startrekiborg · April 28, 2025

I love how they softened Q. They lead him away from being the big baddy. He’s still an annoying prick, but with good intentions. I find it funny, interesting, and with good character growth and history. This is my fourth favorite of the series.

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BN13 · April 28, 2025

This one rubs me the wrong way. I feel like it sends a second message of if you aren't a frat boy, and you're someone like me who WOULD have acted responsibly in their youth like adult Picard, then you'll never learn what risk is and your life is a waste of space. "I would rather die than live my life as the man I just saw" hits a little different when you feel like it's talking about people like you. I don't think Ron Moore likes me.

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Nolan · April 28, 2025

To be fair, Moore's entire career is based on a risk that worked out for him, so I understand that's where he's coming from.

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Wrestling With Gaming · April 28, 2025

I like this episode but isn't it kind of weird how Picard views his life as a lower ranked science officer as pathetic when those people make up most of the crew?

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Loot Narsbaar · April 28, 2025

How many of those science officers are pushing 70? To me being an astronaut on the flagship, though I work as a grunt, is a feather in the cap. To Picard? He was never ordinary (only freshman to win the academy marathon), he went from Lieutenant to Captain while skipping the commander ranks entirely. He can't comprehend.

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Gregory · April 28, 2025

Picard in Blue, a knife through the heart, and Q is God? It’s that lesson that we all learn at some point that the actions we take define who we are as humans. The version of Picard that takes risks is the one that earned that Red uniform and that chair on the bridge of the Enterprise.

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GreenCauldron08 · April 28, 2025

I like how this episode happens so soon after Q's DS9 episode where he says "I should go pay Picard another visit" XD

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Shortskirtsandexplosions · April 28, 2025

This is personally my favorite Q episode, even if it is a re-branded Star Trekified Quantum Leap episode. Yes, lots of awkward stuff happens, but I like how the entire narrative is used to help Picard see his life as something to be proud of and not be regretful over. It's pure sappiness on many levels, I'm sure, but I still buy into this being an A-Tier episode. Maybe even higher.

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Jesse Manning · April 28, 2025

I was just telling my dad the other day that if I could go back in time, I'd kick my own ass for some of the stupid shit I did when I was younger. And then this episode makes me wonder ... would I actually change anything? Should I? I mostly like who I am today, and whether some of those experiences made me who I am or held me back from being this person longer than necessary, I don't know. But they're a part of me nonetheless. Picard shows us that you don't become older and wiser by acting old and wise.

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Holodeck Prompt Engineer · April 28, 2025

This one rubs me the wrong way. I don't like how Picard is offended by the thought of "just" being a lower level science officer in Starfleet serving on the Enterprise. A dream job for most. He comes off as elitist here. Still cool to see the backstory of the stabbing though.

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BN13 · April 28, 2025

This episode rubs me the wrong way too, but I agree with Lovok. I never felt like Picard was offended or being elitest. He just had everything that he worked hard for pulled out from under him and replaced with a life that he knows he'll find boring when he knows he's capable of being Captain, and wants to be Captain. Of course he's going to react pretty extremely.

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Ross Townsend · April 28, 2025

For you guys, why do you think Q wanted Picard to examine this moment of his life, and does it remind you of Sisko and the Wormhole aliens?

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Sixto · April 28, 2025

I haven’t seen this episode in years, and I am going to write this straight from memory. I LOVE this episode but I think there’s some crap in it. I’ll watch and see if I was right ! Delancey and the end saved this rather boring episode! Also, he always went back in time right ? That’s why he laughed, right ?