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December 2, 2024

PATRON TIER LIST TNG S5E3

What tier do you rate Star Trek TNG S5E3?

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Comments (90)

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Tim b · December 11, 2024

Ah yes, Ro Laren, Riker's favorite ensign. I am not exactly in love with the character, but her episode represents to me a slight change in direction for Star Trek, one that is more focused on continuity, politics and character development

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Smokey C · December 8, 2024

Michael Piller credited the success of this episode as due to the use of Guinan. "I think Guinan embraces Ro in a very personal way. She basically took Ro by the hand and said she deserves your attention and deserves to be embraced by you. When she took Ro to Picard for that very reason, in essence, she was doing that to our audience. It was not a very easy show to write; it was not until we found that relationship between Ro and Guinan that I was personally satisfied that we really had done something magnificent."

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Max Yoder · December 6, 2024

Ro is such a good side character. She doesn't knock Chief off the top of my list, but she's a solid second to me.

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Thicketdweller · December 5, 2024

Does a bumpy nose actually indicate a new species Oh well, it’s better than pointy ears Michelle Forbes knocks it out of the park, no matter what she does

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Deep Red · December 5, 2024

I feel like that's why they added the Bajoran earrings just to make them more distinct.

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Jack Molitor · December 5, 2024

It’s an S for me, because Ro is so important to expanding the Star Trek universe. An introduction to Bajorans, the scar they’ve suffered, and some of the blind spots our crew and the Federation writ large have to deal with. She scratches an itch Trek has had since the beginning. She’s tough, not afraid to call out anyone in the crew when they don’t know what they’re talking about, or when they’re straight up wrong. Picard literally says at one point, “Ensign Ro has educated me.” He means it. By the end, he's removed some of his naïveté about the universe around him, and he and the crew are better for it. Growth, new character, great Star Trek messages. S.

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DataL0re · December 5, 2024

Ro looks a lot like the daughter from the episode Half a life s4 e22:)

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thebeefmaster · December 5, 2024

Really.....I don't see it : )

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John Pierce · December 4, 2024

This is an S for me because I really love Ensign Ro.

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barry vanwieringen · December 4, 2024

"How convenient that must be for you (the Federation) to turn a deaf ear to those that suffer behind a line on a map." is one example of excellent writing in this episode. Plus the introduction of a guest character that enjoys pushing people's buttons makes this an A tier.

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Jovet · December 4, 2024

Lines on maps mean things, though.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · December 4, 2024

More proof that the real recurring villain in TNG is a corrupt admiralty promoted beyond their competence.

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Matthew McKinnon-Gray · December 4, 2024

Is it just me, or did that Cardassian’s face look weirdly lopsided?

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Jovet · December 4, 2024

Not just you!

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Controlah · December 4, 2024

Important story, important character, everything else is a spoiler.

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Jovet · December 4, 2024

Even that is.

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Brian Moore · December 4, 2024

B for banger, just not quite to the A/S level for me. Ro is freaking awesome though. It’s nice to see someone in starfleet be less than an ideal person like everyone else is. She has her flaws on full display just like her earring, and I like it.

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Jovet · December 3, 2024

The wanton spoilers are getting ridiculous.

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Pokeysaurus · December 4, 2024

I felt like I was getting risque just saying "This is an important episode in the expanded universe" but all this stuff everyone is saying is crazy.

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Cranky Grandma · December 3, 2024

I’m trying to figure out what you will rate this. I give it a solid A (today anyway). If you like Ro I think you will give it an S. If not….i don’t think you will go lower than B. It has a lot of what you seem to like based on past ratings. Intrigue, character driven, explores a new race and brings back the name you heard in “The Wounded” : Cardassians. It builds on what we saw before but is also new.

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Darren · December 3, 2024

Such an important episode introducing a great character in Ro, (Michelle Forbes is just great) and a fascinating race. The line about the Bajorans being artist and philosophers before humans could stand upright always intrigued me. Throw in the Cardassians being all devious for good measure. This is A tier for me

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Aramis Calcutt · December 3, 2024

Solid episode!

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TheKnightwatchOfficial · December 3, 2024

I had forgotten how good this episode was, especially in the greater Star Trek lore. While not an S for me, it was too good to be a B, though I did struggle not giving it that grade. I guess what pushed it into the A range for me was Ro standing up and telling Picard she was going to wear her earring, and Picard being okay with it. Might be a stupid reason to give it an A.

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Lt Dan I Scream · December 3, 2024

Westly returns from starfleet academy as a female bajorin .. nuff said

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Greg Quinn · December 3, 2024

For some reason I think you guts might hate Ro. Hopefully I'm wrong.

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Jovet · December 3, 2024

Usually guts are the things hated 😼

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reactive1 · December 3, 2024

I’ve been looking forward to you all seeing Ensign Ro’s entry into TNG and the return of the Cardassians.

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jan · December 3, 2024

i rate it S because i love Ro!

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Sixto · December 3, 2024

Just… S.

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EnigmaticPenguin · December 3, 2024

Ro brings something to the show that no other character has on TNG: conflict. On that score alone she’s a valuable addition to the secondary cast.

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Greg Quinn · December 3, 2024

Yeah.. it was one of the first breaks with the Gene Roddenberry idea that, baring disease or alien influence, everyone in the federation would mostly usually get along (of course there were other breaks in the past, still, this sets a different tone...).

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Evan Guthrie · December 3, 2024

It’s refreshing to see a returning species, especially since so many are forgotten after their debut episodes. What else do you hope to see fleshed out with the Cardassians in the future?

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Boggle · December 3, 2024

This is low 'S' tier for me. It has a lot of the elements that I love the most about Star Trek (space battles, politics, continuing the tradition of Starfleet Admirals all being just horrible people...), wrapped with a good B plot of redemption for a returning character and the addition of more depth with the Cardassian/Federation relationship as a nice icing on top of it all.

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Pokeysaurus · December 3, 2024

In a vacuum this episode is probably a B, but it's just too significant in the universe not to be an A. Also, unlike some episodes that arent directly retconned per se but dont fit the vibe which is later cultivated(Season 1 Ferengi, anyone?), this one still holds up to what comes after.

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TheKnightwatchOfficial · December 3, 2024

Season 1 Ferengi and Season 4 Trill.

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Darin Wagner · December 3, 2024

A most significant character is introduced in this episode, iirc. A-tier for me.

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DthDisguise · December 2, 2024

This episode introduces an excellent side character; a firebrand who isn't afraid to speak their mind, regardless of rank, exactly what this show needed to shake things up and keep the main cast on their toes, I'm speaking, of course, about Mr. Mot, the barber.

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Forbidden Donut · December 2, 2024

A lot to like in this episode, including the return of the Cardassians and the introduction of the Bajoran people and the character of Ensign Ro played by the wonderful Michelle Forbes. Another Deep Space Nine-ish episode that lays some solid foundation for the future.

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Nolan · December 3, 2024

DS9 0.25. As it were.

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Call ‘Em Greg · December 2, 2024

A fantastic introduction to a character meant to shake things up. Through Michelle Forbes’ performance we see a character unlike anyone else. She has a major chip on her shoulder, she doesn’t dance, and if the show wasn’t from 90’s syndication she’d tell everyone to fuck off. She’s exactly what this crew needs. I just wish the story of this episode served her better.

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Ian Westcott · December 2, 2024

Ahhh, the parade of asshole admirals continues... And I like Ro Laren in the driver's seat way more than Wesley Crusher.

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

Guinan is hilarious in this one.

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tyranusfan · December 2, 2024

Ro brings some nice fresh blood to the crew. She’s a good, strong character. Michelle Forbes became a favorite of mine here.

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cricketlenny · December 2, 2024

While the episode overall is good, I mainly like the character introduction of Ro. Specifically the stark contrast of how they treat her arrival compared to any other character, even antagonists, who come aboard the ship. Guinan scenes are the cherry on top of a good dirty tactics admiral episode. B+.

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KatWithAttitude · December 2, 2024

Michelle Forbes is back! They liked her so much in “Half a Life” that they brought her back as Ro Laren. Initially unlikable to most of the crew, she does prove herself, eventually. Another episode I have ranked as “Best of the Best”.

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John M. · December 2, 2024

Great guest performance that touches on a religous accommodation question that every humanist organization like Starfleet needs to deal with eventually. A.

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GamingHour2018 · December 2, 2024

not my favorite episode by any means of season 5 its hard to give it an A tier so i'll settle with a high B, you get new character, new species reoccurring enemies and some idiotic Starfleet Admiral as well a quite the scandal

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Keith S · December 2, 2024

Excellent performance by Michelle Phorbes. They must been really impressed by her performance as Timasins daughter. Also introduces the Bajorans another cool new alien race.

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The Ninth Doctor · December 2, 2024

New unlocks: Ensign Ro, Bajorans. Repeat appearance: Cardassians, stupid Starfleet admirals. As a story this is mid (elevated by the twist ending). But as with "The Wounded" before it, this ep advances the world-building and character development - Ro is the first attempt at a "post-Gene" character bringing internal conflict and context to the cast.

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Dark Kronis · December 2, 2024

it always a interesting dynamic when you have main characters actually being hostile to a character, it actually refreshing make them more human and real then the normal enlighten crew we use to, but how do you feel was their attitude justified?

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rear adm. crackbiscuit · December 2, 2024

Surprised how high this ep rates. I mean, it’s fine but not spectacular. Ro is awesome of course, but the mystery doesn’t pack much punch, and interstellar travel at impulse power? There’s enough good stuff for me to bring it to a B, but I’m clearly a minority.

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Thomas Cole · December 2, 2024

Our perspective on the series as a whole as fans does sometimes colour our view on individual episodes. Yeah, it is probably a B episode, but for the introduction on Ro Laren we bump it up in our minds due to her being such a great addition.

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Nolan · December 2, 2024

Michelle Forbes is back. So impressed were the producers with her single scene in "Half a Life" they gave her this meatier role after. And she easily proves what a capable actor she is.

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Nolan · December 2, 2024

This is argueably, THE most impactful episode of 90s era Trek. It's never explicitly stated in universe, but the ball is off and rolling here.

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

🤯

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Joe Concepts · December 2, 2024

Here we have that very interesting contrast between Picard and Riker. Though he initially feels just about as upset as having Ro there at first, he sees something and doesn't give up on her. It makes me think of how with Barclay, it was Picard again who didn't want to give up on him. It seems Riker's responsibilities include discipline and keeping the crew in line, and he has no patience for anyone who may rock the boat through incompetence or outright disrespect the ship. You can see his perspective in both cases, maybe, but he can have a quick temper while Picard is calm and cool.

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Matthew McKinnon-Gray · December 4, 2024

That’s a great point. i never noticed that aspect of Picard before. Maybe it has something to do with felling like an outsider around his father & brother?

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Joe Concepts · December 2, 2024

Ro was a very nice step outside the typical "Starfleet is my life and I love it" character, just to make the universe a little less black and white. Giving her a difficult back story and making her be from outside the Federation is a good excuse to do that.

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Joe Concepts · December 2, 2024

Question: Were you both surprised that the Cardassians actually returned, and even got some more back story?

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James Knight · December 2, 2024

Ro > Yar.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · December 4, 2024

Ro was given more character time in a single episode than Yar was given in a whole season with her name in the main credits. Really not fair to judge Yar off of season 1 writing. She deserved better.

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ByRikersBeard · December 2, 2024

Points for Ro and the introduction of the Bajorans, but it’s a pretty middle of the road plot.

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Nolan · December 2, 2024

And yet it's the cause of so much down the line.

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Deep Red · December 2, 2024

Forgot they brought back Michelle Forbes so quickly. The thing I appreciate the most about Ro as a character is similar to Barclay. By showing a character on the Enterprise who doesn't work well with others, we see another side of what life on a starship could be like. Unlike Barclay though, Ro actually doesn't want to get along. I live for the #drama

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John · December 2, 2024

I'm one of the few people's who's going to give this an S-rating, because it introduces the Bajorans, and I love the Bajorans. The episode itself is solid, if not super remarkable, although it does have some present-time implications, like terrorism vs freedom fighting, and whether or not to get involved in struggles against oppression against those who are informally foes, but formally friends. My big complaint against the episode is that once again Starfleet shows its intolerance. Ro is wearing an earring that has a spiritual and cultural significance to her people, and Riker forces her to take it off. Starfleet does this a lot. They claim to be tolerant of differences, but they aren't really. See the various ways Worf's culture is constantly derided and the "superiority" of the human way of life is demonstrated. Starfleet is intolerant of anything that doesn't conform to human norms.

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Nolan · December 2, 2024

I think it's just lack of understanding, the fact she is percieved as a traitor and Riker being harsh on her for that. Thematically, she must prove herself to be a good Starfleet officer on the whole, before she can reintergrate her Bajoran aspects back in. I think it's a less harsh version of Basic training today, where they break down your persona first so they can build you up into a better soldier, before letting you reclaim those aspects once you've proven you are.

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Matt Everkoul · December 2, 2024

As a 7th grader, I wore my blue science & medical TNG uniform to middle school occasionally - and was picked on quite a bit for doing so, especially after I added a Bajoran clip-on earring to the ensemble, which I picked up at a Trek convention following this episode. And yes, I turned out zesty!

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Jeffrey P · December 2, 2024

We seem to have crossed a seminal point for Star Trek. We've had episodes in the past where they've revisited themes and characters from other episodes but we've been transitioning to a point where they start building lore. (Or building "LORE!") First with the Klingons, then with the Cardassians and Romulans. And now hints of more Cardassian atrocities.

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

Not yet.

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Matt Newmark · December 2, 2024

Imagine having come from S4 and walked into S5 with the bar that was previously set... And then you see just a hint of what's to come in S5. How can you not love Star Trek?

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Paul Rymer · December 2, 2024

Ro is a great character; this whole episode is a universe-building one so I hope you paid attention!

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Connor Fallon · December 2, 2024

So i really like this episode. Michelle Forbes, who i'm sure you remember as Dr Timicin's bitchy daughter in "Half a Life", plays the role of a shady and aggressive "is she friendly? is she trying to sabotage us?" troubled officer so well. I like that it shows that not everyone in starfleet is good at being another cog in the great machine. Yet she still comes through in the end.

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JGoss · December 2, 2024

Admiral Kennelly is another in the long line of Awful Trek Admirals, but he's still no Haftel. F that guy

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Thomas Cole · December 2, 2024

What do the put in the water at Starfleet command? The amount of useless or terrible Flag Officers is just so high.

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JGoss · December 2, 2024

That one Cardassian has the face of a Picasso painting

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Lost Monk · December 2, 2024

Michelle Forbes's performance in "Half a Life" never struck me as particularly note-worthy, though I like her as Ensign Ro. But when you guys praised her in "Half a Life," I had to smile, knowing you'd appreciate her return in this episode.

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Drell77 · December 2, 2024

Another amazing A-tier episode that introduces a new great character while also introducing the Bajorans and more of who the Cardassians are and how they operate

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David Wayne Fox · December 2, 2024

Deja Ro.

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Collin Freeman · December 2, 2024

Michelle Forbes returns from Half a Life in a new role. I enjoy how this series starts to build out its universe in terms of the new species and their history. A for me.

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Ally · December 2, 2024

Worf gets to wear a fancy sash but suddenly earrings are out of pocket?

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Thomas Cole · December 2, 2024

Hey, the Sash is really snazzy. RIker is apparently just the fashion police. Seriously though, you would imagine Starfleet has a uniform variations section, like most modern militaries do for citems of cultural/religious significance, like Sikhs and such.

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Jeffrey · December 2, 2024

Boy, Star Trek admirals kind of suck, don’t they?

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

*bite

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THE LORE!!! · December 2, 2024

The Cardassians are back. And now we find out why everyone in the show seems to hate/distrust them before: they're literally space Nazis. Great characters, but still space Nazis.

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

The Kaleds/Daleks are space Nazis.

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Tim Nikiforovs · December 2, 2024

Now you know why so many people were mentioning Michelle Forbes in Half a Life. Also it seems like you can't go 10 episodes in this erries without running into another Badmiral. Ro is a unique character, and she provides a good introduction to the Bajoran people. The Cardassians also return and are decidedly less sympathetic. Maybe Maxwell was right after all?

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Gregory · December 2, 2024

It took a bit for me to like Ro as a character. She’s sort of the first person we see who doesn’t want to be on the Enterprise, who doesn’t want to be a part of Starfleet. It rubbed me the wrong way when I first watched this episode, but like with many things Star Trek, it’s all about perspective.

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

I took to her just like Guinan did.

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Prof Moff · December 2, 2024

I like Ro, I like the mystery of what is going on really, then the figuring it out. And of course Picard stickin' it the "Man" again.

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Jovet · December 2, 2024

Best part is when he calls the admiral naïve, right to his face.