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March 11, 2024

PATRON TAKES - Star Trek TNG - Season 2 Episode 17

Sorry for the late post!

Comment on this post your ‘takes’ on this episode and we will read a few in our discussion!

NO SPOILERS - If it is information regarding anything THAT DOES OR DOES NOT HAPPEN after this episode, don't include it in your comment.

If you want your take to be read in the video, comment ONE of the following:

- A brief review (2-3 sentences) of why you like/dislike the episode

- A question for us about the episode

- A prediction of how you think we will react to a certain aspect of the episode

- A fun fact about the episode

We are watching this episode tonight, so we won’t be reading the comments on this until then. If you have questions shoot us a message!

Comments (92)

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Eric Wilson · March 13, 2024

When is this one getting released? I am excited and it is hard to wait patiently. :-)

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Leighton Cressman · March 13, 2024

Unfortunately, some of the reasons why I like this episode includes spoilers for later Star Trek, so I’ll try to restrain my spoilers. I do like this episode some what the Packleads are funny. The way they fool the Pakleds in the end is stupid because it’s so obvious that they are trying to fool them but then again, this isn’t exactly the brightest species in the galaxy. It is an interesting idea since last episode we see the enterprise having to deal with a far superior foe and now they have to deal with an enemy that is weaker and stupider, but nonetheless very cunning.

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JGoss · March 12, 2024

Pakleds getting technology too quickly and all at once, misusing it and not fully understanding how it works. It pretty much paralleled humanity getting the internet a decade later.

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Leighton Cressman · March 13, 2024

I never understood this argument that you shouldn’t give people technology that they’re not ready for. How can you be ready for it If it hasn’t been invented it doesn’t matter if it’s given to you by aliens, or you invent it yourself you’re not gonna be able to prepare for it either way, since you have no idea it’s such a thing can exist until it does and even then you need to observe the effects it has on society. Yes, people can theorize as well as look at trend lines of how technology is developing, but that only takes you so far many if not most predictions about the future tend to be wrong anyways. Like with your analogy about the Internet it wouldn’t matter when such a thing comes about. It would have the same affects on society whether it came out two decades later or 50 years earlier, because people can prepare for some thing if they don’t know what it is.

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Joe Stacey · March 12, 2024

The time between Picard and Wesley, and the peek into Picard's past are the only good parts of Samaritan Snare. The rest is a terrible, poorly plotted mess. According to one writer, Samaritan Snare is "the most abysmal piece of Star Trek ever filmed." and it inspired him, along with two others, to write an episode for season 3.

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Eric Bundy · March 12, 2024

I have mixed feelings on the Pakleds. This deceptive race that manipulates people by using their underdeveloped intelligence. They don’t really hit on first meeting. My favorite part of the episode is Picard and Wesley in the shuttle.

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Benjamin Azure · March 12, 2024

(I have nothing against Pulaski) But the silly twist that the heart surgeon is unable to deal with a surgical complication??? ONLY Pulaski can…feels like more desperate overcompensation in the hopes the audience will start to like her.

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Eric Wilson · March 13, 2024

It isn't just the biology, it is the technology too. Pulaski I assumed knew something about the mechanical aspect of the heard and how no integrate it into people better than anyone else. A doctor who is good but cant imagine some groundbreaking way of doing things isnt unheard of.

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Shatner’s Cigarette · March 12, 2024

Sonja Gomez was introduced to be a recurring character who would become Geordi’s girlfriend eventually. This is the second and last appearance of the goofy ensign. She wasn’t asked to return after Samaritan Snare. The actress was interviewed by StarTrek.com in 2018 about what happened: Ensign Sonya Gomez and Geordi La Forge seemed primed for a romance when Star Trek: The Next Generation fans first saw them together in the episodes “Q Who?” – which aired 29 years ago today -- and “Samaritan Snare,” but those ended up being the only two hours in which the Gomez character appeared. That was a shame, as guest star Lycia Naff shared terrific chemistry with LeVar Burton and such an arc would have benefited Geordi’s evolution. "I was told that Gomez was going to evolve into Geordi's love interest, but the dialogue and the way I was directed to play the part was more comic relief than love interest. When it came time to possibly renew me as a recurring role in the next season, I was told that producers thought Gomez was too funny to be the type of love interest that would cause Geordi to get a possibly fatal operation to see me."  "That was the endgame. Geordi was to fall so deeply in love with me that he'd risk his life to have eye surgery in order to see me. Apparently, the character of Gomez was written comically and didn't match what they really wanted in the end. I was super-bummed when I got the news." 

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JD Nevesytrof · March 12, 2024

They don't need to be told it's Naff's last appearance, they'll find out themselves.

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Nick Sauer · March 12, 2024

Honestly quite as horrible as I remembered. Character development on Picard was good.

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Andrea R · March 12, 2024

Things we learned about Picard this episode- he has an ego as the doctor points out, he's very insecure of even the appearance of weakness, he can be a big moody baby sometimes, he hates "Starfleet gossip," he does not like revealing personal details of his life with anyone, especially kids, he was very cocky and undisciplined in his youth, he studies philosophy, art, and history.

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Andrea R · March 12, 2024

Data- fond farwell Geordi! Riker- I shall miss you Worf- YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT HONOR 🤣🤣🤣

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Andrea R · March 12, 2024

Picard arriving on the bridge after surgery: Everyone- claps Picard- "I beg your pardon?" Classic :)

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Andrea R · March 12, 2024

The ending line Picard delivers of the rumors of his brush with death being greatly exagerated, I believe is a nod to Mark Twain, Samuel Clemens, even though he didn't actually say it. Just putting that out there... :)

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Thicketdweller · March 12, 2024

We have placed an order with Amazon Galactic for 14 million rubber bands to be delivered to the stranded pacled ship of fools

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Analog Mind · March 12, 2024

Oh Hey, it's you guys during a discussion video. Also, Picard's artificial heart. Remember that for Later...

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Darin Wagner · March 12, 2024

This episode is the second in the season to star Christopher Collins (AKA Chris Latta), who played Klingon Captain Kargan in "A Matter Of Honor." Can you guess who he plays in this episode? (Collins was also the voice of Cobra Commander on GI Joe: A Real American Hero and Starscream on Transformers.)

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Leighton Cressman · March 13, 2024

Hey, Darin I think he played the Packwood captain. I didn’t realize that until you pointed it out.

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Ryan Caulfield · March 12, 2024

Riker (thinking): "I know I turned down that promotion to Captain a while ago, but how can I make sure I don't get offered another one...." Seriously though, the Picard and Wesley stuff is the only redeemable aspect of this otherwise awful episode, in my opinion. I predict that's all you guys will remember in the future as well.

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tyranusfan · March 12, 2024

Another instance where they should have listened to Worf. No reason to send their chief engineer over to the Pakled ship. The real meat of this episode is the relationship between Picard and Wesley, and I’ve usually rewatched that part more than the Geordi stuff. Picard is revealed to have been a bit of a hellraiser in his youth, which is nice counterweight to the straight-laced captain we know now.

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Jason Biggs · March 12, 2024

Ah yes the pakled’s the dumbest/smartest villains in all of trek lol.

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Glenn Johnson Barnes · March 12, 2024

Episode fact: the writers of a future Trek episode were “inspired” to submit their own story after watching this episode and deeming it “the most abysmal episode of Trek ever filmed”.

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Millenial_Manc · March 12, 2024

Must have done it before they saw the finale.

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Glenn Johnson Barnes · March 12, 2024

Similar to Datalore in that the premise relies on our bridge crew being REALLY STUPID..

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Jovet · March 12, 2024

Plot armor is thicker than blood is thicker than water.

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Brian Moore · March 11, 2024

The Pakleds have become a meme for a reason. Working in tech support, I often feel like everyone that calls is a Pakled.

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tyranusfan · March 12, 2024

Do you give your callers photon torpedoes, or just use the Crimson Forcefield on them?

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Chris S. · March 11, 2024

I really enjoyed this episode. You really are concerned for Geordi’s safety. As the B plot, we really get to flesh out Picard’s character a bit more, and since you guys love lore and character-building, what did you think of this background on Picard?

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Billy T. Riker · March 11, 2024

This week on TNG: Wesley takes the Starfleet entrance exams, Picard gets his pacemaker replaced, a well-timed distress call by the Pakled ship & Chief Engineer Geordi gets kidnapped by the least threatening species ever, literally. The Wesley/ Picard scenes are nice with some backstory on Picard's youth. I particularly get the sense that a long shuttle ride with JL felt to Wes like a fishing trip with my dad... long awkward silence punctuated with one or two sentences of water-cooler chit-chat. Finally they break the ice over a sandwich 🥪 good to see those stood the test of time, but seriously, it's nice that the Captain could relate to (or at least makes an effort to relate to) an Ensign, I guess he doesn't completely hate ALL children... either that or young Wesley is becoming a respected member of the crew in his eyes. The Pakled get their name from the way they behave, pack-led or group think which may be why they can't think for themselves or act individually. Oh one last thought; Worf was right, Troi was ignored, don't trust space strangers!

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Jovet · March 12, 2024

I couldn't get through your first sentence—it's not a pacemaker.

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JGoss · March 11, 2024

Through Picard's backstory in this episode, we learn that his character progression is a reversal of Kirk's. Kirk was a straight-laced, reserved cadet who then becomes a more action-oriented captain, while Picard was a wild cadet who becomes a straight-laced, reserved captain.

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Chris S. · March 11, 2024

Dude, such a great point I never considered! Well done!

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Just another Red Shirt · March 11, 2024

Fireball, it makes us go.

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Juan Tutrífor · March 11, 2024

Oh shit, this is the Pakled episode

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JGoss · March 11, 2024

A fascinating bit of Picard backstory is the only saving grace for this one. As for the Pakleds, Riker had to be written as a moron for the plot to work. No way should he have sent over Geordi like that. When the hothead Worf protests but is proven 100% correct, you know you screwed up. Then on top of that, he ignores Troi.

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harrypothead42024 · March 11, 2024

This one cracks me up. Is it great? Nope. Do I skip it? Hell no.

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Regan · March 11, 2024

I do.

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KatWithAttitude · March 11, 2024

I'll bet you never guessed that Picard has an artificial heart that needs replacing. In other words, it's broken and needs things to make it go, just like the Pakled ship. There are other things I would like to say but...spoilers. I have this one ranked as “Excellent”.

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Prof Moff · March 11, 2024

yeah..... I don't know about this one

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Greg Quinn · March 11, 2024

Another episode where Wolf brings up legitimate security concerns and everyone looks at him like he's the biggest idiot ever.

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WEB · March 11, 2024

Which is the A plot and which is the B plot? I sure like the Picard and Wesley side of the episode. More great backstory for Picard

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Jovet · March 12, 2024

Pakleds/Geordi is "A"... Picard and his sidekick Wesley are "B".

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Warpiggaming · March 11, 2024

We gone now ….. after hitting the top bar the only way is down …. It can only improve from here right ???

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David Wayne Fox · March 11, 2024

I like the Wesley/Picard stuff, but every time I start to watch this and remember it's about the Pakleds, I skip ahead to the next episode.

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Call ‘Em Greg · March 11, 2024

I love/hate this episode. Love the Picard story. The scenes with Wesley provide excellent insights into Picard’s past. I very much like the resolution of Pulaski having to swoop in and save Picard’s life. What I absolutely hate about this episode is that Riker apparently took stupid pills before his shift. Everyone and everything in the universe is pointing to Geordi’s situation being a trap and yet he falls for the snare. The only reason the plot works is at the cost of Riker’s intelligence. Next time just read the title big guy.

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Andrea R · March 11, 2024

Or listen to Troi when she tells you to get Geordi out of there now. It was like 30 min before he listened to her. She looked salty the whole episode because of it I think. Lol

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Nolan · March 11, 2024

This episode might make you go, fast. Pakleds aside though, it's actually a fascinating delve into Picard's history, giving us an entirely different side to the man. Dude's actually hard-core enough to be near fatally stabbed and LAUGHED. It also humanizes him because don't we all have things in our past that we look back at and think "Geez, was I a £#€%ing idiot, don't be that stupid again." Plus the fact Picard has a tin heart might explain his emotional distance.

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Monty Crawford · March 12, 2024

Makes me wonder if he has "performance issues" like Tony Stark.

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Jovet · March 11, 2024

This isn't a great episode and it's not a terrible episode. It's kinda weak that they can't retaliate to the Pakleds over their treatment of Geordi. They should be able to get him back very easily. Picard's prideful concern over his image seems pretty misguided, for a British-acting bald French man in the 24th century. Don'tget me started on the logistics of "having" things like photon torpedoes and then NOT having them... I've always appreciated the interesting look into 24-century serious medical procedures (surgeries). I always remember this happened but never which episode it happened in.

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Monty Crawford · March 11, 2024

This one has a good character history background development for Picard, but I found the Pakleds to be ridiculous. I really don't think a species that stupid could develop a technology beyond the stone age, much less get into space. Only way I could see it is if they were slaves or workers for another space faring species and somehow overthrew their masters through malfeasance or deception or violently. Thoughts on that please.

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Ian Westcott · March 11, 2024

Pretty iffy episode. I think the part with Picard and Wesley in the shuttcraft is great, but the A plot only works if the bridge crew are dumb and easily duped. Also, an episode where I actually like Pulaski.

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Jovet · March 11, 2024

Worf was right. For once.

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SinocTheHodgeheg · March 11, 2024

And Deanna. Nice captain skills there Riker.

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Jovet · March 11, 2024

Does anyone think Worf, watching Geordi get beat up by the Pakleds, was thinking, "Finally! Someone else gets his ass kicked for a change."

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Andrea R · March 12, 2024

No 🤣 Worf's character would be thinking Geordi was handling the situation honorably. Well....maybe deep down he was thinking it. Lol

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Duane Chancey · March 11, 2024

Ok, I'm back after missing the last 2 Patreon Takes. A Picard, Pulaski, Geordi & Wesley Episode! This one had a lot going on and for me the Picard/Wesley time in the shuttle was the best part and those Aliens that take Geordi were annoying back in 88 and now. All I wanted to do then and now is slap that shit hanging on the alien leaders lip off! you will probably like this one....That's it! 🖖

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Jon1701 · March 11, 2024

PICARD LORE

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Evan Guthrie · March 11, 2024

What do you think about how the Pakleds were portrayed? My father finds them mildly offensive to people with developmental disabilities (he himself has a physical disability).

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Jovet · March 12, 2024

I find "being offended" offensive.

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Jovet · March 11, 2024

Ensign Gomez makes a return appearance! She's not a one-off!

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TalynStarburst · March 11, 2024

Nice little bonding moment between Picard and Wesley. Picard getting more comfortable around him to share some of his past is some character development.

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Rich Cirivilleri · March 11, 2024

I don’t understand the hate for this episode. It’s always been one of my favorites of the season. The wonderful storytelling in those great scenes with Picard and Wesley on the shuttle are Great stuff. And the packleds are priceless.

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Andrea R · March 11, 2024

I like the episode 💗

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Ee'char · March 11, 2024

I've been feeling thoroughly useless for Patron Takes for the last few weeks. I don't think it was before halfway through Season 3 that I used to watch the show (on UK channel BBC2, every Wednesday at 6pm, while having my evening meal) with any regularity. Most of these recent episodes are ones that I've seen on repeat, but haven't really stuck in my mind enough to comment on. I just posted this because I wanted you to read it.

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StonyD · March 11, 2024

I've read every post you have made. : )

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Numinous2019 · March 11, 2024

Exactly which of the two star ships is the one crewed by idiots? The Enterprise crew make such inept decisions that Worf has to call out each one. What was happening in the writers' room at the time needs to be retrospectively investigated.

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StonyD · March 11, 2024

The original title of this episode was "Worf is Right". Talk about a bad take every step of the way, Riker is almost pretentious when Worf's like "This isn't smart" and Will replies "We have an obligation to render assistance!" And then, Worf was right. Over and over again. That Klingon should have GLOATED.

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Steven Linden · March 11, 2024

Riker must have watched "The Corbomite Maneuver" recently. Not the worst of the season, but certainly a weaker one. Surprisingly, the B-story with Picard and Wesley in the shuttle is more engaging than the A-story - definitely one of those "building blocks" for the characters that you've been noticing this season.

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StonyD · March 11, 2024

So the Captain of the Pakled ship? Same actor that was Captain Pouty-Lips of the Klingon ship in MATTER OF HONOR. We call that "range".

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Jovet · March 11, 2024

But he sounds the same. So maybe "range" isn't the right word...

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Millenial_Manc · March 11, 2024

The sub-plot is ludicrous. Pissing and crapping in front of each other in that tiny shuttle. Zero privacy. If the shuttle journey took days, the Enterprise could take him in seconds.

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Evan Guthrie · March 11, 2024

Yeah, it's never clear whether they are warp-capable or not. They clearly have nacelles but I think in one instance they call them "impulse nacelles", which of course makes no sense.

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Gregory · March 11, 2024

Red Alarm! Red Alarm! It’s… ugh The Packleds. At least we get Picard and Wesley bonding in the shuttle, Picard’s story of his artificial heart and not knowing why he laughed when he got stabbed. And a blink and you’ll miss it scene, but just as they get to the star base Wesley doesn’t understand why the glass door is not opening, and Picard shows him how to manually open a door.

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SinocTheHodgeheg · March 11, 2024

Why do so many highly trained officers have issues with door handles 😅

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Incredible Jon · March 11, 2024

It wouldn't have made sense with the plot and would have just been compete fan service but it would have been nice if the only person that could have helped picard survive had been bones instead of pulaski.

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Incredible Jon · March 11, 2024

Curious as to how you view Rikers style of command vs picards as we saw a bit more of it this episode.

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JGoss · March 11, 2024

Not Riker's finest hour. In a real world situation, he may be brought up on charges of negligence for sending Geordi over there.

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Incredible Jon · March 11, 2024

Phenomenal episode for some picard lore, I bet you wish they could have shown you the incident he had in his youth where he got stabbed but it would have probably overloaded the episode unfortunately...

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Incredible Jon · March 11, 2024

You'll probably throw some ideas out during your watch but just in case I'm wondering what went through your mind as to what picards procedure could be before it was revealed.. Like He was getting some warp nacelles attached to his junk or something? 😅

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Mike Rogers · March 11, 2024

Good Picard LORE, the foes in this episode are interesting, betting by on belligerent stupidity.

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Steven Johnson · March 11, 2024

Picard and Wesley... GOOD! PAKLEDS... HUH!? This episode, it makes me go... ...To the bathroom!

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SinocTheHodgeheg · March 11, 2024

The bonding between Picard and Wesley was a nice moment at least.

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Paul Rymer · March 11, 2024

The Pakleds were a choice.

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Andrea R · March 12, 2024

Well said 🤣

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THE LORE!!! · March 11, 2024

Not what I'd call a great episode but let's be real, the Pakled quotes are extremely meme worthy.

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snthd · March 11, 2024

Not a fan-favorite, but I really like this episode. The chemistry between Picard and Wesley is pretty good, the Pakleds are a really creative adversary and even Troy's abilities are somewhat useful (although ignored again).

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Terrell Harkness · March 11, 2024

A solid Star Trek episode with some lore building for Picard and a fun side story of "broke down" ship. I don't think this will be top of your list episode but definitely not at the bottom either.

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Jess Thomas · March 11, 2024

“We look for things that make us go” has been rattling around my brain for three decades.

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JD Nevesytrof · March 11, 2024

Pakled brand laxatives: When you look for things to make you go.

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Dion James Pitman · March 11, 2024

I find the B plot with Picard and Wesley more interesting than the A plot with the Pakleds

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JD Nevesytrof · March 11, 2024

Here's the moment where sick old man Picard is gone forever. Gone are the days of "Oh, I have a headache, Riker you take over." Instead it's "I got stabbed through the heart and I LAUGHED at it." Amazing and unexpected backstory for the captain.