The Next Blondie's Girl coming soon

Wait...What the heck? What's a Blondie's Girl?

Well, after looking over federal and state law, I was at huge risk using a corporate brand's identity, even for parody. Sooooo, I changed it to the legally distinct, not affiliated to anything, "Blondie's", a fast-food burger mogul.

Sorry for the inconvenience, everything has been updated to reflect that change! Spent the day redesigning the elements from scratch.