Pitch a Swords episode (2024 Edition)

The Shape-Shifting Sword gets to be a soul sword with a distinct personality. Maybe this could be used to have it troll other characters like shitting on them as some bird-sword or being a chair sword that steps a little bit back when someone wants to sit. Or he keeps the sword welder warm as a sword-blanket. Or it could be used to promote new producks on threadless or other platforms

Paper Rapier gets "fed" music text and starts to sing or books about the eurobean middle age and uses very old words in a funny way

Panel 1: there is not enough food at a party Panel 2: Sword of summoning ducks summons an army of ducks Panel 3: People catch the ducks Panel 4: The people roast the ducks over fire (the stick to hold the duck in place is a rapier)

A sword that once it stabs someone the stabbie and stabber are transported into the Office where one of them becomes Dwight and the other is Jim, stabbie is still stabbed though

Sir Sworlecton, a self-proclaimed Sword Master goes on a delusional yet hilarious quest to collect, by any means, the most powerful swords in the sword universe for his ultimate collection. His rival, Sir Ascabard is the Scabbard Master, who tries a similar quest with similar results but only with scabbards. They both try to get ahead of each other, only to find eventually the error of their ways and that their combined efforts, may actually help out the swords universe heroes in saving the world from the impending threat of Pandemonium.

Sword pirates with a sword instead of a peg leg and a sword instead of a hook for a hand. They have a ship with swords for the masts.

The Stabastion and Quest Sprout teamup we've all been waiting for! (or maybe just I've been waiting for)

More sword integrated creatures like cat whose spiny growths on the papillae are swords, or Kargob Forbid the inside of a Penguins mouth but those spikes are all swords

Long sword with a cave much crystal as the pommel- wielded by an Oni hunter!

Alarm Sword

Due to the constant influx (and loss??) of swords, accountants are working overtime to keep various kingdoms and individuals assets up to date value wise

Beginners Sword and Qwest Sprout team up for a wholesome adventure!

Fungon gut opens a new exercise program xalled the rungeon where all the traps/monsters force you to run

The longest longsword

The Demon King goes to the Fungeon

Maybe how the lesbian who wanted to cure her wife but turned her into a baby found the Longsword of Time?

The Smart Swords become sentient ala The Terminator.

A comic about duel wielding where the people in it try to out do each other with the amount of swords they can wield at one time until they're all slaughtered by a guy with one very small sword

The time knife finds a new weilder/user, who then has to go back and stab themself, to give it to the new wielder/user.

Knifey's rival Messer sets up shop next to the Knife Shop, and a trade war ensues.

Have an episode concept where a guy is fighting a guy with a club, questions why they're swinging around a handle, have them offer their club opponent a sword, then proceed to either get sliced or stabbed or have the club wielder hold the sword by the blade.

If a Mama sprout plush is ever launched, have granny and the gang give one to Quest and Pest to snuggle with whenever it's time to go see dream princess and good knight.