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June 14, 2026

Cutting News! | Clown Week

[1 new SWORDS episode, 4 new DREAM TEAM SUPREME episodes]

Choplet ended with 539 sales, making him the 6th most popular campaign out of 13!! 4 of the campaigns above him were Quest Sprout!! Thank you to everyone who pitched in!

Swords Episodes 1-500 and 501-1000 are now two Legacy Collections, in a new chronological order. Grab the epically long eBooks here:

Swords Legacy Collection Volume One
Swords Legacy Collection Volume Two
Patreon Swor'nament Complete Edition

It's a hot mess of a read that'll have you asking a lot of questions, like "when is the remaster happening?" and "when are we getting more Durengal?" but I hope you enjoy them.

It's the last week of new DREAM TEAM SUPREME episodes. Savor the last of them! Don't forget to try out the demo on Steam too! The team would love your feedback.

My taxes are done, the skies have parted and I can get out of Survival Mode and focus on Thriving again! With a clearer head, I've emailed back a few people hoping to work with me on new projects and written a delusional list of goals to get done while I'm still young and handsome.

I went to a Game Developers meetup and met a bunch of industry people this week. I'll be going to a Pitch Workshop this coming week. I believe Wellingtaru is this Thursday too, see you there?

RPG Maker is deleting its forums, which means 15 years of knowledge and support is going up in smoke. It feels like a pretty significant setback on my pragmatic plan to use a basic engine, so I'll be having a hard think about what to do now. I do all my comic work on a Surface Pro and I might really have to consider getting a powerful gamedev rig set up for everything else.

I've deleted my Fables account as a first step towards shrinking my online Empire. No hard feeling towards the platform, but I want to focus on quality over quantity, and reliability over virality.

I've purged over half of all my old Patreon posts and crunched down some collections into single posts. There's still plenty of improvements to come! Find what you're looking for in:
An Epic Collection Of Collections | Patreon

Thank you to Lardverse, Alyssa, Daydreamer and Shane for joining this week!

755 push ups to do. I better get into it.

Total Patreon members : 8123/9000 > I'll self-publish a DnD book of Swords swords
Paid Patreon members : 1411/1500 > I'll release a Print and Play prototype for a non Swords card game, about mutant teenage animals who eat pizza

RAISE A NEW ISSUE ~ SEE CURRENT ISSUES

This system isn't really working so I'll be trying to improve it as part of my Patreon spring clean.

What I'm watching : Witch Hat Atelier; Dr Stone Science Future Part 3; Taskmaster Season 21; Rick and Morty Season 9
What I'm playing : Hollow Knight PS5 Edition

Ta!

Comments (3)

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Rabbitearsblog · June 15, 2026

Glad the cleaning of your accounts is going well!

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Brad Kirkwood · June 14, 2026

that an .....interestingly shaped protuberance on that switchhog

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blyatbrat · June 14, 2026

i said the same 😭