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January 10, 2026

[Newsblade] Goodbye Hobbiton

[6 new Swords episodes]

Thanks for joining this week, Colin, Ray, Thomas, Erasmus and Aubrey!

That's it! The Patreon Swor'nament is concluded!
I wrote a little about how it got so complicated here, but all things considered, we made it to the end and so now there's nothing to do but enjoy it! Cheers!
Read the complete Patron Swor'nament Arc
And congratulations to Chépée the Pommeler for punching her way to victory!

I spent some time in Ngāruawāhia, Waihi, Thames and Tauranga this week, including visiting TheImmortalThinkTank and Jean-Luc from here on Patreon. Thanks for the warm welcome and the Christmas gifts!

I'll be heading back to Wellington this week. Lots to do when I get there. The temptation to squeeze in one or two more days of nothing when I should be on that content grind is pretty high... Hehe...

I ended up lugging two books, my Nintendo switch, a board game and some homework up with me for the holidays and didn't have time for any of them. I'll try to just pick one next time.

Qwests

1300 Patrons (1304/1300) > Choplet returns to his home dungeon
1400 Patrons (1304/1400) > A 6 page backstory for baby Switchhog
6/99 Facebook Subscribers > A 6 page arc about a Pirate Choplet

Watchlist

I watched more of Fallout Season 2 and played Cat Vs. Human and Exploding Kittens at TheImmortalThinkTank's house

And now back to regular Swords episodes. Shwing!

Comments (6)

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D'Artagnan Wayland · January 13, 2026

You did wonderful

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StSquiggy · January 11, 2026

Exploding Kittens is great, I got Cat vs Human but I haven't tried it yet 😆

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D · January 10, 2026

I'd forgotten you were friends with the ImmortalThinkTank, that's fun. I too am familiar with bringing and not using games. So I only ever pack card games unless specifically asked to bring a specific board game. Glad Chépée is a pommeler and not a pugilist, or we'd have to question her use of Swords. Congrats to her creator!

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Vicky Dickeson · January 11, 2026

Happy New Year

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DiceSpire · January 10, 2026

I am very aware of the "pack a board game, don't play it" scenario 😂

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Matthew Wills · January 10, 2026

I brought a copy of Horde with me to try out, its still in its original shrinkwrap...