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August 20, 2026

Episode 26: Now With 100% More D&B

Hello! In this episode, Jordan discusses driving her new Corvette (spoilers: it's good)! Then she explains that she watched some Throttle House, and dissects where her tepid optimism for the newest reboot of Top Gear with those guys running it.

Then it's time for a rare Jordan Angry Episode, as the girls dive into the failures of the W Series and F1 Academy to produce literally any meaningful advancement for women in racing at all, on the heels of Maya Weug's public posts about her career's dead-end.

Finally, Victoria tried Wreckfest 2 Early Access because her wife refurbished her computer. Unfortunately, it's not what she was hoping for, and she's not sure it's going to get fixed.

Victoria would like to apologize for her audio being a bit off; she has no clue why the gain got changed on her mic after her computer was refurbished, and she tried repeatedly to fix it but could not. She will fix it next week!

As always, our opening theme is off Stella Spazzatura's Horse Tranquilizer Simulator, and our editor (who you should hire!!!!) is Alex aka Harmful Park!

BIG ENORMOUS NOTE: IF YOU ARE IN WASHINGTON D.C. AND WOULD LIKE TO HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND, THE GIRLS WILL BE AT AS YOU ARE (THE GAY BAR) AT 8 PM EASTERN TIME ON SATURDAY, 8/22/26. WE HOPE TO SEE SOME AND POTENTIALLY ALL OF YOU THERE

Referenced Stories:
Maya Weug's Career Collapse @Crash.net
Maya Weug's IG post @Instagram
Jamie Chadwick Is A Terf @Telegraph UK (this is here more for a fact-check than to encourage any of you to click it, like, it's the Telegraph)

Comments (33)

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · August 26, 2026

oooohh stickerbomb/graffitti bomb would be good... maybe do something silly with the ram bar? trangirlismo vinyl banner? trans-flag colored streamers?

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Bossbear · August 25, 2026

Godbless the eu4 music 07 Makasaar will rise

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larcy · August 25, 2026

Newish listener here. I worked Uber during the last weekend of Auto Week if that's anything. HMU if you want a story ig?

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Chloë Salzenberg · August 24, 2026

But ... why no E46?

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Big Analog · August 22, 2026

I do have to go to bat for "Train Guy" Francis Bourgeois, he is a certified Honda GD Fit (Jazz) enjoyer and generally wholesome dude. Now I'm a little more likely to search for TGT, adrift at sea...

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Kyle Clark · August 22, 2026

I'm from that weird part of Ohio (tldr it's all weird, but we have Amish here) where we don't have accents. We are neutral, smoove, almost robotic. The "You've got mail" guy was born ten miles away from me. That's why a lot of people from northeast Ohio get jobs as voice actors, and why I slay at karaoke.

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Kyle Clark · August 22, 2026

So, Jordan being from Minnesota (Skol Vikings Skol, Go Wild, Go Frost, Go Gophers!) only reinforces a theory of mine. The closer to Canada you are, the more you become a Canadian. It will happen to us all.

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Crobisaur · August 21, 2026

The fucking dnb and weezer edit nearly made me choke on my drink this morning ty Alex

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ItsTimeToGoToTheShapesPlace · August 21, 2026

Get a bunch of trans women to make a whole Tran Girlismo-themed rally livery to paint/wrap over tla cop Taurus

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Kevin McCauley · August 21, 2026

PLEASE produce a rival gin to compete with James May’s called “Estro-gin”

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Naomi Martin · August 21, 2026

In regards to good automotive youtube channels, savagegeese is one of my favorites. They review basically everything new but will sometimes do retrospectives on older cars. The Murano CrossCabriolet documentary is absolutely silly. They also regularly get direct access to automotive designers and have used that to make some pretty great content. Plus they do like to shit on Stellantis here and there.

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Great Joe · August 21, 2026

Can't go wrong with a 1312 in stickers edit: or some reference to bastards, or "all cats are beautiful", y'know, get creative

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what if I replace sensible car with a Volvo xc90? · August 21, 2026

Thin trans line goes hard as hell actually

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lyn_wu · August 21, 2026

Martin Brundle you mean the former intereuropol competition driver Alex Brundle's dad.

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Dean · August 20, 2026

Honestly Jordan, you should check out Francis Bourgeois’ car Instagram “my_pink_jazz” where he’s Type R swapped his pink Honda Jazz he shares with his girlfriend. He also has a 190E Cosworth and a R129 SL. He’s the real deal.

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Dean · August 20, 2026

I hadn’t even seen his latest video on that where he’s swapping a 500hp Mercedes straight 6 diesel into said SL.

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Pat Mac · August 20, 2026

i wish to put forward a suggestion of british car media about nuggets: top dead centre. they used to work at car throttle, they’re pretty normal and have… sort of normal politics? they do a lot of modification of cars à la british car scene of the 2000s. they’re like a more professional and higher budget garbage time?

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Sarah · August 20, 2026

So hype for the book launch.

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Moomin Instrumentality Project · August 20, 2026

For the car, do the driver and blood type thing, but keep adding more and stranger info like number of gas masks or fursona or something. Alternatively paint the tyre sidewalls with the grippy sock pattern

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ThePallidMask · August 20, 2026

Taurus suggestion: Model Buran mounted on top or wrap job

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Paul Natsuo Kishimoto · August 20, 2026

I would love to hear y'alls thoughts on Iron Dames not being in WEC 2026 after years of pretty consistent performance. How to see that if not as a symptom of the same regressive current?

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Paul Natsuo Kishimoto · August 20, 2026

OK Jordan touched it in passing. But more!

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El/Ellie/Eleanor · August 20, 2026

I'm also an EU4 girlie and it was such a fun surprise to hear that call-out lmao

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Jazz Fox-Canning · August 20, 2026

I fully expected the Legally Actionable Censor Music to be the EU4 theme

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Puppygirl Park Avenue · August 20, 2026

Ever since leaving the south, my drawl has surprisingly gotten worse. I don't drink enough anymore to say whether it thickens even more then, but I'll have to check. On the topic of de-chudifying, you could always try stripes.

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Lain of the Wired · August 20, 2026

The founder of EA is my mom's ex so gonna be honest the buyout makes it less awkward

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ThePallidMask · August 20, 2026

If you want a chill alternative to a top gear special, a Canadian improv group did thier own TG special in British Columbia called a Road Quest https://youtu.be/tFVMs4Ru_jI? I hope they will do another eventually...

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Anarchist ARCA Spotter · August 20, 2026

Having a good manual Honda breaks what you want in a car. I went to college with a 98 VTEC manual Prelude. After an interlude in a shit automatic Camry, I got an SI and now don’t know what I’m going to do next time now that Honda is supposedly getting rid of their manual models

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Hyundai Genesis Evangelion · August 20, 2026

I feel like @guillotinecakes on Instagram could help with styling a t-girl themed ex-cop car

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HELP NEEDED: Editor to get my bits under 50 charac · August 20, 2026

I actually watched W Series from the beginning, and through the transition to F1 Academy. It always seemed like taking that money and just sponsoring young women drivers would actually do a lot more, but it was at least interesting to watch. For me, the obvious red flag that it wasn't accomplishing anything was when I learned that Alice Powell had gone from being a close second to Jamie Chadwick to coaching Abbi Pulling and being her landlady. Even Jamie (sorry to hear about her politics) seems to be doing more announcing than racing lately.

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Kevin M · August 20, 2026

Someone at my work used to drive a completely chudded out Chevy Suburban with Umbrella Corporation logos all over it. Worked great to offset the huge aftermarket radio antenna and ram bar. Also: Corporate Pride Umbrella Logo. Be the cursed object you want to see in the world.

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Donovan Burns · August 20, 2026

I feel like covid has slowly killed off the lazily done 'zombie response team' type of car

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · August 20, 2026

I bopped around between Alaska and the South for most of my life and most of my family has a South Dakota accent (think Sarah Palin not dog killer lady) so my accent is weird too. Unless I'm drinking, then I have a drawl too.